Saturday, October 6, 2012

October 6, 2012

addendum to the flea report of  9/27
this DD goes so far that i do not want to mention brand names-- expecially when i have to buy the stuff....
everybody except  prego chaos got the 30 day type  and the 30 minute killer after which where the fleas did not drop off in a orgasmic ecstasy as dr bob anticipated... 
a careful combing of chaos produces 2 lonely fleas-- and no  colorful flea poop
a sampling to the others produced no fleas or red  flea poop.
once drowned in dishwashing solution  i unfortunately threw them out..
how foolish...
i should have sent them to dr.bob to see if one was a boy flea and the other a girl flea which could influience future studies...
 
so now the study reduces itself to--- i just spent over $500 on a bunch of chemicals when in 5 minutes of combing weekly reduced the number to a reasonable 2.   these danes have minimal hair  1/2 inch long 
continuing..... 5 min weekly-20 min monthly per dog...  30 dogs =600 minutes  =10 hours = $500 ************ that is a terriffic hourly wage*************
i already bought a bunch of flea combs  $1.98 each
hmmmmmmit is called "patting with comb"
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*speaking of  money-- this bunch of people who now watch  th e camera  people  ( the CP) have started to show up on my lost of participants along with the regulars...
the sh#tting is tomorrow-- my part of it is under control ( the sh#tting part)  i don't know how theresa's live camera project i progressing.. now that we have wifi all over... could be we could have a live sh#tting tomorrow... --depending on the computers mood.
 
----- i close the online wall at 2:30  and  with the ringing of th e bell ----start putting numbers on the table at 2:45... releasing the hens at 3:00 shortest time has been 170 seconds  longest 8 minutes---  very productive hens...
and if any lay an egg while on the table there is an extra $50 added to the $500 reward for belonging to the club of SHATUPONS...
you do not have to be here-- altho you are welcome-- especially if you bring food-- please no chocolate cakes-- we need more casserolles and salads-
currently we have 147 numbers left to sell..... do not miss the  excitement---
 
if it rains... bring an umbrella-- rain does not stop us--- actually we now could sh#t in the arena-- blizzards have not stopped us yet  from stewing and sh#tting.
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teepee project went well-- bentley and opal were to be  indian husband and wife -- but since bentley is an entire male and opal came in heat-- bentley just could not keep his mind on being an indian chief-- the only other harl we had was prego chaos--- who was happy to just lie next to the teepee regardless of what nonsense we put on her. ( DRESS-- BRAIDS-- BEADS)
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I JUST FIGURED OUT HOW I CAN LEAVE THE TEEPEE UP FOR A GOOD AIRING/WASHING-- WITHOUT THE PUPS EATING IT-
 
IF I PUT A ROPE ROUND THE TOP AND THEN TIE UP THE BOTTOM SO THEY CAN'T REACH IT  MAYBE I CAN LEAVE IT THERE FOR A FEW RAINSTORMS--IT PROBABLY HAS A FEW DRIP HOLES ALREADY. THE CANVAS  IS  FRAGILE... -- THE POLES PASSED THE TEST OF ME HANGING  ONTO A ROPE IN THE MIDDLE AND NOTHING BUDGED
THESE TIP[I'S ARE NOT TO BE TAKEN LIGHTLY... A YEAR ROUND DWELLING THAT CAN BE CONSTRUCTED BY A WOMAN IN AN HOUR
MAKES SUBURBAN HOUSING LOOK  PRETTY FOOLISH.-- AND THEY STAND UP IN T HE WINDS OF  THE PRARIE  
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WILLIAM IS PLEASED WITH THE PHOTO'S FOR THE CALENDAR-- NOW WE HAVE TO GET IT PRINTED AND FIGURE OUT WHAT THOSE COSTS WILL BE--- AND HOW MANY TO ORDER.-- I WANT TO DO IT ON GOOD PAPER..  THAT WILL ADD A FEW $$  BUT.......  I WOULD LIKE ALL THOSE PICTUREWS TO BE  FRAMED PHOTO.S AFTER THEY ARE A CALENDAR.
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HOW MANY TO ORDER?????
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HILARY IS HERE-- WITH BUMPY AND THEY ARE ALL SINGING/HOWLING  
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PUMPKIN WENT FOR AN OVERNIGHT ( AT LEAST ) WITH MAJOR DISASTER--- NO REPORT YET...
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FIONA IS DOING VRY WELL AND WE SHOULD START FIGURING OUT WHEN SHE CAN MOVE TO  NEW YORK...  THERESA START WORKING ON  THAT...  MEGAN SAYS SO
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  SCHEDULE?
10:30 ISH.....WE NEED TO GO TO COSTCO TODAY-- LAUNDRY SOAP  IS A CRITICAL THEN AROUND HERE--
I WILL TAKE FIONA AND SEE HOW SHE DOES WITH ME...
 
THE OTHER BIG THING IS----- I NEED TO MOVE DOWNSTAIRS--IN A BED... I SPENT LAST NIGHT IN THE RECLINER TO KEEP CHAOS FROM MAKING ME GO UP AND DOWN STAIRWS ALL NIGHT LONG.
 
TO THIS END--- I AM PACKING UP ALL OF TOM'S CLOTHING ETC AND HAVING A TRUCK COME AND TAKE IT--
THERE ARE SOME VERY USEABLE THINGS--  ESPEDIALLY A MOTORCYCLE JACKET THAT COULD USE SOME MURPHY'S LEATHER CLEANER-- XL  FIRST TO GET THIS STUFF GETS IT.
 
I NEED TO GET THAT FLOOR EMPTY SO I CAN PUT DOWN VINYL- AND MOVE IN. THERE IS NO WAY I CAN HAVE NAY OTHER FLOOR WITHALL THESE DOGS.
 
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BOOKS AND DVD/VHS ARE ALL GOING TO THE  GUEST CABIN-- I DON'T KNOW HOW-----THANK HEAVENS IT HAS A CONCRETE FLOOR.
THERE IS STUFF- ??? A POLICE SCANNER???  LOOK IT OVER...-- SPEAK UP--
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