Tuesday, October 30, 2012

October 30, 2012

WE ALL MADE IT-
-TOASTY AND WARM WITH  LIGHTS ALIT
 
IT WAS A ONE KLUNK NIGHT---JANINE JUMPED UP AND SAID "WE'VE BEEN HIT" BUT AFTER A QUICK RUN AROUND WE SAW NO WATER COMING IN THE HOUSE -- I FIGURED  A TREE DOWN IS NOT THE PROBLEM -- THE PROBLEM  WAS ALL THOSE TREES THAT WERE STILL UP
 
GWEN BLUE -- A THINKER-- SAID WE SHOULD USE THE NEXT $10  WALL TO GET SOMEBODY TO CUT   OR TRIM SOME OF THESE MONSTER TREES THAT SURROUND THE HOUSE.
 
I DON'T SAY I WAS FRIGHTENED,, BUT I DID DECIDE TO MOVE A COMFY SEAT NEXT TO THE BIG PILE OF ROCKS THAT IS THE FIREPLACE.
 
I THINK MARY LOU SURVIVED IN THE GUEST CABIN-- I CAN SEE THE TV IS ON-- AND PEOPLE COMING AND GOING HAVE CHECKED ON FIONA AND HER.
WE DID GO TO COSTCO YESTERDAY-- I WAS CURIOUS TO SEE  SHELVES  STRIPPED OF BATTERIES----NOT TRUE..  WHATEVER YOU NEEDED WAS THERE INCLUDING A FANTASTIC LANTERN MEGAN STARTED PLAYING WITH  AND MARY LOU BOUGHT 2 OF THEM FOR US 
 
ASIDE FROM LOOKING FOR MEGAN,   FIONA DID VERY WELL- 
EVERY ONE WE TRAIN IS A LEARNING PROCESS..
. I NOTICE WITH MARYLOU AND FIONA--- FOR EXAMPLE...---- GOING OUT THE VAN DOOR-- "FIONA WAIT"-- AND FIONA DOES-- AND MARY LOU EXPECTS HER TO BOLT WHEN THE DOOR OPENS AND GETS READY TO CATCH HER BY HOLDING HER NECK-- WHERE FIONA'S REACTION TO THE WAIT... IS... IF I INCH FORWARD SHE MAY NOT NOTICE.. WITH MEGAN AND I  IN TRAINING MODE--- WE NOTICE THAT INCHING... AND REPEAT "FIONA WAIT"  AND FIONA REALIZES SHE HAS BEEN CAUGHT AND THEN WAITS...
 
MY CONCLUSION IS-- THERE IS A SPLIT SECOND AFTER A "COMMAND " WHEN THE DANES TRY SOMETHING VERY SMALL TO SEE IF YOU ARE SERIOUS AND PAYING ATTENTION... IF YOU CAN  CATCH THAT SPLIT SECOND-- YOU  HAVE A PERFECT  DOG.    PERSONALLY I WATCH A DOG'S HEAD WHEN I ASK THEM TO DO SOMETHING-- THIS ENABLES ME TO REMIND THEM I AM PAYING ATTENTION.. ONCE THEY REALIZE I AM PAYING ATTENTION THEY GENERALLY JUST DO WHATEVER AND I CAN RELAX MY ATTENTION...   
 
MARY IS ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF THIS EXERCISE... SHE WILL WALK UP TO THE T TENT-- KNOWING FULL WELL SHE IS NOT ALLOWED TO STEP ONTO THE COBBLESTONES WHICH IS THE FLOOR. 
 SHE STOPS-- AND THEN  MANAGES TO LIFT ONE FOOT AFTER ANOTHER... JUST TO CHASE FLYS YOU KNOW...   THE FACT THAT EACH LIFT LANDS THE FOOT 1/2 INCH ONTO THE FLOOR AND CLOSER TO THE  TABLE-- WHERE SHE WILL GRAB ANY BAG OR PIZZA BOX  AND RUN LIKE.HELL FOR THE BARN.  IT IS A LESSON IN "PAY ATTENTION" 
 TO HAVE ALL OF US CHASE HER AS SHE SCATTERS PLASTIC SILVERWARE ALL OVER 100 FEET PLEASES HER... I SWEAR SHE SMILES... AS SHE WATCHES US PICK IT ALL UP.
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ABOUT THE STORM... SO FAR SO GOOD... BUT I WORRY ABOUT THINGS LIKE THE NY SUBWAY SYSTEM BEING INUNDATED WITH SALT WATER-- RUMORED TO TAKE MONTHS TO REPLACE METAL EXPOSED TO SALT WATER..
 
THAT LEAVES 3 MILLION PEOPLE WANDERING AROUND WITH NOT ENOUGH TO DO...
 
AND OUR NATIONAL GUARD IS  CHASING PEOPLE AROND THE HILLS OF AFGANHASTAN....
 
I THINK IF I WAS INVOLVED--- I WOULD BE HANGING SHEET  OF PLAstic to catch rainwater that has not yet been contaminated  with things on the ground.
 
? GENERIC WORRY???
 I WORRY ABOUT THE FACT THAT THERE ARE A LIMITED WAYS TO CROSS THE HUDSON RIVER -- AND MY  BREAKFAST , LUNCH , AND DINNER  ARE ALL PRODUCED ON THE OTHER SIDE.... 
 
OUR RESIDENT PHD BIOLOGIST  DR.BOB-- WORRIES ONE STEP FURTHER..
MUCH OF OUR FOOD IS RAISED WEST OF THE ROCKIES-- I E THE PACIFIC OCEAN AREA...     and AFTER WE HAVE CHEWED AND SWOLLOWED IT THE  nutrients lEFT  END UP IN THE ATLANTIC.  ..
 
I WONDER HOW HE FEELS ABOUT THE ATLANTIC OCEAN "RINSING OFF" THE MAJOR METROPOLITAN COMMUNITIES WITH SALT WATER.
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HILARY LEFT-- SO THE DRIVEWAY MUST BE CLEAR---
 
CAMERA IS STILL WORKING AND MOXIE IS SNORING AWAY ON THE COUCH--- SHE DID SOME NESTING LAST NIGHT  BUT IS PERFECTLY RELAXED NOW.;
 
I THINK IT IS TUESDAY