Sunday, October 13, 2019

oct 13 2019

well done-- a good night's sleep !!
 janine's idea of a donkey blocking the off cameraq area  a worked fine-- 
outta teh box--- every time.

a good night's sleep is an idea generator-- and today's problem is   teh "UP" factor.

37.3 % of teh hanicap crutch/walker problem is   the "UP"  factor... 
and too much bending over to keep your centrer of gravity  where it does not get behind you
 will eventually get you into a wheelchair... 
to use a crutch, cane, or walker   insists that you  bend forward--
 now if...... keeping in mind i have  minus 13% of medical knowledge
 and only 12% of  practical engineering background ...
 if there is some way of attaching a weight to a cane---...
if you have a 150 pound moveable cane--- which i can not figure out -- unless...
you attach your handle to  either a  dane or the rear end of a 150 pound companion  
 this would enable you to stand up straight and walk more normally because  of teh "UP" factor 

as long as teh dane has a comfortable harness and teh person does not mind an ocasional wedgie
 your chances of walking normally is far better than a cane .

ustabe-- long ago  -- megan had a perfect pet  dane and very useful in all manner of things... fido

i think it was fido that enabled us to test if a kid could walk with a dane-
i remember giving a small kid  a $10 bill in one hand-- fido  in the other-
and told her i would meet her at teh  ice cream booth  at the other end of the mall
30 feet behind her, she was followed by 2 very nervous parents
i left for the ice cream booth- ( as you would expect me to do) and she made it.
that was our initial test case- which eventually evolved into bella hunter,eve, fiona and erica..
as i watched them-- and so many others  - i saw the UP factor was not being addressed by the normal medical community.

i am very sorry to say we do not have a fido now....  sizzle and bentley just are not there i am ashamed to say,
maybe megan's old gal might be close-- but very old...    we need a bombproof fido.

so LACKING THAT...... WHERE COULF I POSSIBLE TEST THIS UP FACTOR? 
 THE MONKEY FIST/BALL ON MY ADULT SWING SET !!

I CERTAINL DO NOT WANT  TO TELL SOME KID TO GO TRY IT- THAT IS WHAT MOMS ARE FOR.

 THERE WAS A NICE KIKD HERE LAST NIGHT AND I WANTED TO TALK TO MOM  BUTTHE TIME WAS JUST NOT RIGHT--  SO MOM IF YOU ARE READING THIS--  I KNOW YOU SAID THE BACK POCKET WAS WORKING... HOW ABOUT STANDING WITH THE MONKEY  FIST?? 
WHO KNOWA WHERE THIS COULD LEAD??? I KNOW Hving ropes  haqnging around here is a big helop to alot of people- but they in themselves do not address the up factor-- now we could modify them by attaching bowling balls to the bottom of tehm-- or more conveniently  bottles of water.. 

might be hard to explain to visitors- but  we are not trying to impress visitors--
i  gave that up long ago...
 i never in my life had anyone stop me and tell me what a well cut lawn--- or spotless kitchen counter i had.
i get untold number of compliments on my dogs
so i gave up lawn cutting and counter wiping
obviously.