Thursday, May 9, 2013

MAY 9, 2013


where to start....THE EXPLORE HOUSE CAM IS NOT LETTING ME COMMENT OR ANSWER QUESTIONS- SOME SORT OF LOGIN PROBLEMS

WELL....
IT IS EITHER THAT OR I HAVE FORGOTTEN MY NAME.

I GET SOOOOO UPSET WHEN THIS FOOL MACHINE TELLS ME I AM NOT CARLENE... BECAUSE AT THIS AGE YOU ARE NEVER TOO SURE ANYWAY.

I HAVE A HUGE LIST--- 3 TYPED PAGES REMINDING ME OF WHO I AM ON VARIOUS WEB SITES AND WHAT MY PASSWORDS ARE.

ALL VERY ORGANIZED TIL THE CAPS LOCK SCREWS IT UP

AND THEN THERE IS THE O AND 0 PROBLEM-- ALONG WITH SHAKEY HANDS HITTING RANDOM KEYS..

I AM TERRIFIED THAT WHOEVER IS TRACKING THE WEB SITES I VISIT WILL THEN START SENDING ME PORNO-- OR BOMB BUILDING INFO BECAUSE I INADVERTANLY CLICKED ON A WRONG KEY.

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BACK TO THE REAL LIFE OF VOMITING DANES- I DID GET A BRAINSTORM-- WE DID PUT THE FLEA KILLER ON THE DOGS LAST WEEK- ABOUT A DAY BEFORE THIS ALL STARTED.. SO I CALLED THE COMPANY'S 24 HOUR LINE-- AND OF COURSE.. THEY NEVER..... ETC...

AND THEN YOU READ THE INTERNET AND YOU FIND THAT PEOPLE BELIEVE THAT USING THAT STUFF WILL KILL FLEAS AND CAUSE ATHLETE'S FOOT -- I AM STILL SEARCHING FOR SOME LOGICAL AND SCIENTIFICALLY CORRECT ANSWER

I EVEN SPENT $200 ON SOME EXTENSIVE FECAL TEST WITH THE LAB GEORGE USES... NO RESULTS YET.

READING ALL THAT INTERNET STUFF ON BUG KILLERS, THERE SEEMED TO BE A THREAD OF WHAT I WOULD CALL HEIGHTENED SENSATIVITY -

THAT WOULDN'T EXPLAIN THE BELLYACHE- BUT THERE IS ANOTHER QUESTION MEGAN AND I HAVE DISCUSSED.. THERE ARE A COUPLE DOGS.. WHO BROKE TRADITION OF CALM WORKER- AND TURNED INTO TO TERRIFIED WILD DOGS- FOR A DAY OR SO -- AND THEN WERE NORMAL... I WILL TRY AND FIGUER OUT WITH HER TODAY WHEN THAT HAPPENED WITH RELATION TO THE BUG KILLER.-- COULD BE HAVING FLEAS IS A BETTER CHOICE. AND I MAY GET BACK TO MY FLEA PICKING PROJECT .
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I HAD A STUDY GOING -- THE SWIMMING FLEA SUBJECTS WERE CAPTURED WITH A FLEA COMB- THEN KEPT IN GDOG HAIR AND DANDER UNTIL I HAD ENOUGH... ETC....

WITH BAGS AND BOTTLES OF VARIOUS KINDS I TRIED TO DETERMINE IF THE SWIMMING FLEA WAS DROWNED BECASUE OF THE LACK OF SURFACE TENSION IN THE PRESENCE OF A DETERGENT-- OR WAS IT THE DETERGENT ITSELF...

I EXPANDED THAT TO OTHER CONCEPTS- INVOLVING THAT STRANGE "HIGH POWERED EARTH" OR WHATEVER IT IS...

THAT ALL CAME ABOUT BECAUSE THE CAPTURED FLEA DOES NOT DIE OFF WITH A SQUIRT OF RAID. NOR DO MOSQUITOS I HAVE PROVEN THAT ONE.

 FORTUNATELY -- OR UNFORTUANTELY I DON'T THINK WE HAVE MANY FLEAS ON WHICH TO EXPERIMENT. BUT WE MAY SOON HAVE THEM IF WE DON'T USE THAT WIPE ON STUFF.

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AND BACK TO THE 990---I CAN NOT BELIEVE I DID NO BREAK OUT THE VARIOUS EXPENSES-- THERE IS A SECTION 9 WHERE YOU HAVE TO LIST EXPENSES- THEN PUT THE TOTALS ON PAGE 1 WITH ALL THE EXTRAS ON SCHEDULE O- POINT IS.. ALL THOSE THINGS ARE SUPPOSED TO TOTAL EXPENSES. FOR SOME REASON I DID NOT DO THE SECTION 9 OR SCHEDULE 0 WITH THAT IN MIND..

SO WE ARE SENDING IN A REVISED 990

IT MUST HAPPEN ALOT BECAUSE THAT IS THE FIRST QUESTION

" IS THIS A REVISED FORM?"

THE TOTAL WAS CORRECT-- BUT I HAD MADE NO ATTEMPT HAD BEEN MADE TO JUSTIFY IT.. THERE WAS AN INTERESTING $7 ERROR

THE PROBLEM WAS THE 7 BELONGED AT THE END OF 3268--- WHCH MADE FOR A $30,000 ERROR, NOT $7

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I COULD DO SEVERAL DAILY DOGGIES ON THE HUMOR INVOLVED WITH THE IRS FORMS...I REALLY TRY VERY HARD TO DO IT RIGHT-- BUT IN THE END I SEND IT AND SEE IF IT FLYS.

I HAVE A LITTLE OF THE "WHAT DO YOU EXPECT??? IT IS YOUR FAULT FOR NOT MAKING IT CLEAR TO ME"

IT IS PRETTY STRAIGHT FORWARD

PEOPLE DONATE, WE SPEND

THAT DOES NOT NEED ALL THOSE WORDS THE IRS PUTS FORTH LIKE TANNING SALONS...

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TODAY'S-- SCORE

TRACY JUST REPORTED

PILES OF POOP IN THE BARN  -- THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL THING WE HAVE HAD DAYS OF POOP THAT DID NOT PILE UUP...

AND NO VOMIT SEEN IN HER FIRST RUN THRU.

AND ALL ARE EATING...

WHAT MORE COULD WE ASK FOR.?

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I AM NOT YELLING-- I CAN NOT SEE the small print