Monday, September 12, 2011

Aug 24, 2011


SHORT DOG TODAY
 
BIG TOPIC  -- WATER--
THESE  OLIVE PUPS HAVE  OUTGROWN THOSE CUTE LITTLE WATER DISHES AND NEED 2 BUCKETS.
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CONSTRUCTION IS HAPPENING -- THANKS TO ROBBIE WHO IS HAVING A GRAND TIME SMASHING THE OLD.
 
GOOD THING I GOT THE BIG DUMPSTER--- IT IS 1/2 FULL AND WE HAVE NOT PUT THE NUT HOUSE IN IT YET-- ALL THOSE WET SOFA'S IN THE GREEN TRAILER GOT TRANSFERED.
 
unfortunately we can not put a cellar full of tom's old medical records in it-  we should be burning those.. or shredding
 
IT WAS AN EXCEEDINGLY EXCITING MORNING WITH TOO MANY DOGS LOOSE AT THE WRONG TIMES-  mY NERVES WERE SHOT BEFORE LUNCHTIME. 
as i try and have dogs loose and just hanging while i work outside   -- be super careful about loose dogs.
 
MY NERVOUS BREAKDOWN OF ToDAY ( IT IS EARLY YET)  THIS QUICKEN--- I HAVE CAUGHT ERRORS SEVERAL TIMES-- TODAY IT ADDRESSED ALL THE CHECKS WITH SOME OTHER ADDRESS--
THAT IS NOT THE WORST
SHELL
Shell
 shell  are 3 different accounts within quicken--- so calling up past records is not accurate
 
i should have noticed  that
but ... quicken should have anticipated  the uppercase problem.
 
 so any of you who use quicken..... heads up
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and some of you who use comcast-- those emails are getting returned to me as undeliverable  all of a sudden.
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hitting nails may be the therapy i seek
 

Aug 23, 2011


BIG NEWS CONSTRUCTION WISE
 
BUD DE-ELECTRIFIED  THE NUT HOUSE  AND PAUL ( WHO HAD WANDERED IN TO SPEND TIME WITH CHAOS) KNOCKED OVER 1/2 OF IT- WHILE CHAOS WATCHED.
ONE LOOK AT THAT PILE OF PLYWOOD WITH  NAILS POKING SKYWARD MADE ME CALL THE WASTE MANAGEMENT DUMPSTER COMPANY WITH A DISCUSSION ABOUT SMALL MEDIUM LARGE. ----WHEN SHE GOT TO "I'LL CHARGE YOUU THE SMALL RATE IF YOU TAKE A LARGE ONE"  I TOOK IT-- SOUNDED LIKE SHE HAD MORE LARGE THAN SMALL ONES.
 
CAN WE MAKE AN ECONOMIC DISCOVERY ABOUT THAT??  MORE PEOPLE ARE RENTING SMALL ONES TO CLEAN OUT AND MOVE THAN NEEDING A BIG ONE FOR BUILDING  CONSTRUCTION ????
 
CONGRESS CAN TAKE THE MONTH OFF AND NO ONE NOTICES-
 LET THE GARBAGE TRUCK BE ONE DAY LATE AND WE HAVE A CRISIS.
 
I SALUTE THE WASTE MANAGEMENT TRUCKS-
DID ANY OF YOU SEE THE SPECIAL ABOUT THE PRISTINE CITIES IN CHINA WHERE 5 MILES FROM THE CENTER OF TOWN ARE DUMPS EVEN I WOULD  NOT ENJOY.?
 
MAYBE THIS LARGE DUMPSTER  WILL GET THE GREEN TRAILER WITH IT'S  ODD COLLECTION OF SOFA'S   EMPTIED TOO. 
 
SHE DAID SOMETHING ABOUT  NO CHARGE FOR THE FIRST 2 TONS.
AND I BEGAN TO DREAM ABOUT THE CELLAR ..
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AND ANOTHER BONUS--- ROBBIE BLUE WILL BE HERE AT 8AM TO LUG AND TOTE.  HE IS ANOTHER YOUNG STRONG EXTREMELY PLEASENT  ASSET OF SDP.
 BLUE AS IN ---HIS FAMILY'S DOG  "STERLING" --- THE BLUE STUD DOG MEGAN (AND GROUP) PLAN TO BREED GIGI TO AS A 100% VOLUNTEER PROJECT-- BLUE PUPS USUALLY BRING BIG MONEY--
 
NOW FOR THE GENETIC LESSON OF THE DAY
 BLUE IS RECESSIVE--  SO A GIGI X STERLING SHOULD GIVE THEM BLUE PUPS-  IN CASE YOU FORGOT- THAT  GERMAN SPERM I HAVE FROZEN IN CALIFORNIA IS "BLACK OUT OF BLUE"
 THIS IS ENTIRELY DIFFERENT BLOODLINES THAN THE "BLACK OUT OF HARLEQUIN"- WHICH WE OFTEN HAVE.
THE BLACK AND BLUE APROXIMATES THE  SIMPLE MENDEL'S SQUARE OF HIGH SCHOOL BIOLOGY--
BREEDING HARLEQUINS TO HARLEQUINS INVOLVES THE RELATIONSHIP OF 6 DIFFERENT ALLELES??? 
I.E.  A SCREWED UP IMPOSSIBLE STUDY-  WHICH IS WHY WE GET HARLS MERLES BLACKS AND WHITES ALL IN ONE LITTER
 
BREEDING GOLDEN RETRIEVERS MUST BE BORING- THEY ARE ALL SHADES OF GOLDEN.  I WOULD NEVER KEEP THEM STRAIGHT. 
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david's TUCKER  who is visiting..IS LEARNING TO WORK A CROWD--POLLY ORGANIZED A 3 GROUP VISIT AT BROOKSBY  WITH 2 OF THE PUPS IN LORI'S CARRIAge, TUCKER AND BAILEY. .....with no megan-- bob was driver and chaser.
 
 visiting 3 groupS  we could have used more pups--- by the last group they were asleep-- which was fine too
bob was tired of chasing.
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BLESS THAT COA VAN AND IT'S WHEELCHAIR LIFT--
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WITH MEGAN GONE FOR THE WEEK-- I WILL TRY AND GET OUT OF HERE LATE MORNING WITH TESS.  SHE IS COMING DOWN THE HOMESTRETCH  AND I WILL GET A BETTER LINE ON HER WITH MEGAN GONE.... SHE LIKES HER.
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BUT---- THE REST OF THE LOT WILL BE AT THE MERCY OF ALL THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE OFFERED TO FILL IN FOR MEGAN... AND PLAY WITH DOGS--- THE FLAT FIELD IS MOWED  SO GO TO IT.
  WHEN IN QUESTION ... ONE DOG AT A TIME.
 
AND IT REALLY IS TIME TO TAKE  2 PUPS AT A TIME FOR THE START OF "CALL AND SPOON FEED"
 
A GREAT SIT DOWN PROJECT  - WE NEED TO MASS PRODUCE THE PROJECT---  PUT THE LITTER OF 9 IN THE V PEN --- MAYBE SET UP THE PLAYPEN IN THE T TENT TO GET THEM CONCENTRATING ON THE CAN OF FOOD 2 AT A TIME.  OTHERWISE TRAVEL TIME TO AND FROM THE HOUSE WE WOULD NEVER GET IT DONE.
 
ONCE THEY KNOW THEIR NAMES- AND COME WHEN CALLED THEY ARE BETTER TRAINED THAN 83% OF THE REGULAR HOUSEHOLD DOGS. 
BESIDES IT MAKES PILL GIVING EASY..
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if i can just get the floor joists in today  i will be very pleased,,
"joists" sounds like i know what i am doing
if that is the wrong word--- what i mean is those heavy duty sticks of wood that hold up the floor.
 
tearing this down  reminds me... it once had a normal floor-- then i tried to make it a puppy  room   and built a second floor with an  impressive tilt so i could hose it out.
the new nut house will have a pitched floor--- on purpose--- hopefully
 
MATT SAID THE CHICKEN SH#T BOARD IS NOW  UPLOADING ALL THE PICTURES WILLINGLY.. 
 
SO KEEP IT GOING   PASS IT AROUND
                                                   http://www.memsaic.com/app/launch.cfm?sid=0FD6CBB2AAE9D7
 

Aug 21st, 2011


what a way to start a Sunday morning besides the discussion of the control condition and consistancy of poo. 
 this service dog bit may be very poetic--- but much more time is spent dealing with poo production than training... ADI never mentions that.
 
THE CALL IS OUT FOR NEWSPAPERS---
 
NOT JUST RANDOM,,, IT REALLY HELPS IF YOU Eliminate the slipperies ( magazine/ad sections )
 
and if you cAN REALLY BE KIND ENOUGH TO PREPACK IT FOR IMMEDIATE USE----..   IT HELPS TO ELIMINATE THE THICK WADS AND  HAVE A "GRABBABLE UNIT" OF 4 TO 6 PAGES.
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IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE A NICE DAY-- CHAOS IS OVER HER HUGE HANGING OVERSTUFFED FEMININE APPENDAGES-- AND IS READY TO ENJOY HER PUPS AS LONG AS SOMEONE CAN KEEP THEM FROM TRYING TO NURSE...   I THINK SHE IS NEaRLY DRIED UP--- BUT NATURE IS GENEROUS--- TOO MUCH PUPPY NURSING AND SHE MIGHT START UP AGAIN.  AND THEY DO NOT NEED IT.
 
THEY NEED TO GET OUT IN THE SUNSHINE-- probably the grannie pen right outside the t-tent.
 
THERE IS A PEQUILIr odor to wet newspapers even if it is just water
and in this case it is not., 
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hillary and molly did yoemans service yesterday-  and on top of everything else--- she did mop/vac the "area"  that used to be living room/office/kitchen-- and is now covered with a moppable mess daily
 
i could rant about mops--- and how "mop-up" is a misnomer-- unless you  mop---vac and rinse----, they are only a "mop-smear".
 
which brings me to my obsession with the purchase of wet/vacs
i am to vacuum cleaners what imanda whoever is to shoes
 
costco had a neat stainless steel small roll around cheerful looking wet/vac for $30
which i could not resist. and if you forget the 12 inch  wide pickup tool with it's fancy floor/rug switch-- and go straight for the down and dirty 4"wide  tool--- it reallly works --picking up and hiding the mess in the pretty stainless steel tank.
 
must not forget it is there !!.
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puppy training wise--here is another wild -perhaps ridiculous theory-
 
these pups have to be one of the messiest -- often getting only their front feet off the fluffy bed  
the males are slightly better only because their plumbing is angled differently-
so i watch  ---  and i wonder---
is this bunch  poorly trained because at a critical point in their lives mommy got mastitis and had to be removed ?-- so they no longer had her cold nose poking them as they tried to empty whatever -  maybe she was not only cleaning up after them  but steering them--- eventually they learned to get far from her for a moment of quiet relif.
 
i wonder how the mythbusters would test that one.
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the bigger pups ( olives bunch) need to have that feeder updated with a step- so they can eat on their hind legs-- one dish to a dog.
there is a 6 holer on the deck now--- and i think a 3 holer is  around somewhere ??? near the dchickens??? at any trae we need it moved to the deck and a step added-
we hav plenty of lumber compliments of kristens builder as he sorts out the crooked boards.
 
crooked lumber  is a blessing around here-  it is a marvelous excuse for things that don't quite fit
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speaking of which-- i got the next 2 posts set--- at least in place--- still need concrete etc- hopefully stewers will help today
thanks to the nearby tree's roots  one of them is barely down a foot-- so somewhere in my interior design i will have to  tie that to the 2x6' s of the floor in a triangle and let the building hold it up...   the rest are down 3'  so it should work.
 
reason #693 why i do not get on well with the building inspector.  i used that solution  in building the training room 15 years ago and it is still standing.
triangles are good.
they should have had more of them in indiana.
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moving dogs around--- or tryng to "park" some
janine's tenant who had a dog is moving out-- so she needs a dog-
she lives a a pretty random existance- but whatever-- she turns out a welll trained happy  dog-- she basically trained bailey.  she does not micromanage a dog- probbly because she can't ever find a leash and collar.
 
she is thinking... pistol or jasper-
pistol would be great because janine lives 1 block off 95 ---- alice could  pick her for playtime variety-- and she would be close enough for me to "use" her in therapy calls.
jasper is a great dog tooo
but he would be best placed with noel-- and not too far away either.
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we are down to the pencil and paper breeding project-
who do we have where?--- and who is related to who?
and will there be a need in a year or two for another stud from europe?
a lot depends on if luna is pregnant with bobby's pups.
 
he--- or at least his masculine appendages- will be missed--- as george is recommending they be removed as soon as possible due to the infection/mass  we are having trouble clearing up.
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today/  stew's on  etc
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i spoke to matt--- the guy who wrote the memsaic board we are using for the chicken sh#t bingo
 it is functioning fine   with the slight bug where it is giving people a no  where it should be yes in completion
he said he would be in the office today..
 
you may not know... i use the  term chicken sh#t.. because some people have filters on their computers to delete an email containing certain words-- so i have to spell them wrong
 
danm it
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Aug 20th, 2011


8pm  midnight and 4:45 feedings--- not too bad
 
and chaos talks -- when the kids need feeding --- she talks- and keeps after me it li get up and feed.by the tine they are fed/cleaned and asleep--- she is sleeping also-- so it is just "get up and feed now".
 
her temp 4:00 was 101.9
 
and being light on the  sleep-- i found a second thermometer-- carefully  labeled it "dog-mouth"  and found the temp in those jowls is 99.9 when her rectal was 101.9
 
this is a must do study
 
putting that thermometer way back in the depths of those jowls is a lot more dignified.
 
 
we need a chart--- we have enough dogs--- we need the normal difference between the "areas"
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thank heavens for jodi's cut and paste--- it has been a long night--- and an early morning****
 
  I just caught up on the Daily Doggies.  Rain, you have rain???  What is that?  And mosquitoes, I haven't seen one in months.  Usually this time of year they are everywhere.
   As we go to the Dean Ranch each week we have watched the small stock pond dry up completely.  It looks like a miniature Grand Canyon is developing.  Interesting to watch because it shows how things like giant crevices develop but so very sad to watch because there are cows and the dogs that need the water, not to mention the fire danger that is ever present.  The large stock pond in the back is shrinking inches everyday, but it is still deep enough for the dogs to have a good time.  Stormy aka Clipper has developed a routine of getting in the water, sinking in the mud and allowing herself to sink up to her neck.  I was worried at first that she would get stuck in the mud, but when she is done soaking in the cool mud and water, she jumps out and runs over to Martha and me.  She seems to enjoy smearing us with the mud that clings to her.  Cinder, more lady like, goes in the pond and sinks but will not allow the mud or water to go farther than her belly.  When the playing in the pond is all done, we go back to the house and rinse the dogs off before I put them in the the car to travel home.  I have decided if I don't really scrub the mud off of Stormy's butt, it will dry and she might not be able to poop though it.  It seems to dry like cement.
   A Great Dane observation:  When you say you have a conversation with one of your Danes, I understand completely.  Understanding and remembering to use it are two different things.  I have been politely asking Stormy to close the door when she comes in the house.  A conversation about how it costs a lot of money to air condition the house when the temperatures are 110 degrees daily has ensued.  She is closing the door more quickly now and only has to be told, "Stormy, would you please close the door?  It is costing a lot of money when we are air conditioning the outside."  She looks as if she knows exactly what I am saying.  The door closes.  I thank her.  Happiness prevails.  This is so much better than issuing the command, "Close it!" just to have the command ignored or even worse watching that slow Great Dane reaction -- first lean on the door, then push it a little.  See just how slow you can close it.  All the time knowing Stormy is thinking, "Am I beating my record for closing the door slower than I have ever done it before?"  This can irritate the living heck out of me.
   Then there is the husband aspect.  He insists on saying, "Close the door. Push it. Close it," over and over.  It drives me nuts.  I have just discovered after almost twenty-five years of living with this man that telling him how to do something doesn't work.  I haven't said a word to him about the secret of the conversations with Danes.  The past several days and maybe even a week he has been asking her politely to please close the door.  She does it.  He thanks her.  And everyone is happy.  Why does it take twenty-five years -- and learning men don't like to be told what to do many times over during those years -- to finally realize that it doesn't work to tell him what to do?  Let him observe.  Don't nag.  And surprise, he does what I want.
   Danes need a conversation.  Men would rather you were quiet.  Learning all these things over and over is giving me a headache.  Maybe this time I will remember the lesson.
   I am anxiously awaiting my trip to SDP.  I will arrive November 2 thanks to Southwest Airlines birthday sale.  I hope everyone who knew Stormy, aka Clipper will be able to see her again.  She is such a cute girl.
   A miracle happened today with Stormy.  I had to print several things from my laptop.  The printer is in another room.  Usually Cinder follows me everywhere.  Cinder stayed in her bed.  Stormy walked with me every single trip to the printer.  Because I was having printer problems, this meant going to the laptop, hitting print, going to the printer, checking for the document over and over.  Stormy never missed a beat.  She was with me every step of the way.
   Cinder hasn't wanted to go out with me anymore for quite awhile.  I have been worried because Stormy just didn't seem to understand her job.  I didn't trust her to take care of me.  I decided last Friday she had to know what to do because I had two very important meetings this week.  I knew Cinder wouldn't go with me.  I had to trust Stormy.  I took her someplace every day this week.  Today she became the dog I should have known she would be.
   Trusting the dog to take care of you is a big step.  When you realize you have crossed this threshold, you have your miracle.
   It has been an amazing week of discoveries about myself.  It is funny how it was so easy to blame my husband, Patrick and Stormy when the real problem was me.  I guess no matter how old you get and how much you learn, you have to get a little reminder lesson from time to time.

Aug 19th, 2011


WE COULD HAVE A CHEERS AND JEERS SECTION OF THIS DD
 
CHEERS TO THE CHICKEN SH#T PROJECT-- 1/5 OF THE BRICKS ARE SOLD ALREADY- SO WE ARE BEYOND THE POINT OF PAYING THE PRIZE  NOW WE ARE MAKING PUPPY FOOD MONEY FOR REAL....
 
I RECIEVED AN EMAIL FRO,M AN OLD FRIEND  (ACCENT "OLD" )  WHO SAID "I HAVE HAD A LIFETIME OF FUNDRAISING SCHEMES BUT THIS ONE TAKES TH E CAKE)- 
 WE-- AS IN THE SDP VOLUNTEERS WHO SIT AROUND AND DRINK COFFEE---  DID DREAM UP THE ENTIRE THING SEVERAL YEARS AGO--
I SUGGESTED WE  PROMOTE THE "PACKAGE" TO OTHER CHARITIES--- AND PROBABLY STILL COULD-- BUT WE JUST NEVER GOT ROUND TO IT.
 
THERE ARE NOW SEVERAL THAT GOOGLE--I HAVE NOT LOOKED THEM OVER-- IT  IS A SOMEDAY THING
 
I REMEMBER CRINGING BEFORE  THE  FIFTH FORMAL SH#TTING AT THE IPSWICH COUNTRY CLUB WHEN I BIT THE BULLET AND BOUGHT THAT VINYL FLOOR WITH THE 3 INCH SQUARE PATTERN- IT WAS $300- BUT IT HAS MADE US OVER $8,000 SO FAR,
 
IT IS A LITTLE TIRED LOOKING--- THOSE QUICK DRY  ERASERS- DO NOT ERASE QUICKLY---
 
 RE THE MEMSAIC BOARD
THERE IS A SLIGHT CONFUSION  WITH THE FINAL YES/NO UPLOAD-- I HAVE THE PHONE NUMBER OF MATT WHO WROTE THE PROGRAM-- HE ASSURED ME HE WOULD FIX  IT ON SUNDAY WHEN HE WOULD BE BACK IN THE OFFICE.. HE INDICATED IT WAS A NEW PIECE OF HARDWARE THAT WAS CAUSING THE  "NO"  BUT THE REST OF THE TRANSACTION WAS "THERE"
IT IS AN AMAZING PROGRAM- THIS IS THE FIRST BUG I HAVE SEEN
IT PRODUCES A LIST  PEOPLE WHO PURCHSED  BRICKS WITH EMAILS AND SNAILMAIL ADDRESSES  AND DROPS THE INFO ONTO AN EXCELL SPREADSHEET. 
 
AND MATT IS MARBLEHERAD--- NOT INDIA--
 
JANINE WAS THE ONE  WHO FOUND THIS PROGRAM-- SHE IS SOME KIND OF EXPERT--- SHE TRUSTS COMPUTERS--
I --AM ALSO  AN EXPERT-- I PRINT OUT A HARD COPY EVERY FEW DAYS SO IF THE CHURN PADDLE STICKS WE CAN STILL MAKE BUTTER.
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DOGS---
 
MEGAN  DELIVERED BARNEY TO KEITH IN ATLANTA  ON SCHEDULE AND THEY WERE SETTLING IN-- HUDSON WAS ENJOYING BARNEY.S COMPANY- THANK HEAVENS I WAS WORRIED--- HUDSON IS SO DEVOTED TO KEITH  I WORRIED HE MIGHT BE JEALOUS-
 
 I EAGERLY AWAIT THE DETAILS WHEN SHE GETS HERE AT 8:00.  THERE MUST HAVE BEEN SOME AMUSING  MOMENTS-- YOU DON'T DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT WITHOUT SOME NEAR DISASTERS --AKA challengeS.
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POOR CHAOS WITH THOSE HUGE FEMININE APPENDAGES---  STILL RUNNING A TEMP-  LAST NIGHT 104   AND I HAVE NOT TAKEN IT TODAY YET.  I HAVE BEEN IN CONTACT WITH GEORGE WHO SAID HE WOULD BE THERE AT 8AM TODAY
  GEORGE IS ALWAYS THE PESSIMIST--  BUT HE HAS BEEN KNOWN TO BE CORRECT.
WE ARE ASSUMING HER TEMP IS COMING FROM THE MASTITIS-- BUT REMEMBER SHE IS THE ONE THAT PASSED CLUMPS RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM
 
THE PUP THAT GURGLES IS NOT DOING ANY BETTER- WE SHOULD  HAVE GEORGE LOOK HIM OVER AND BE SURE WE ARE NOT MISSING ANYTHING THAT COULD BE FIXED.
 
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AND PEOPLE THINK HAVING PUPS IS A SIMPLE THING.
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OLIVE STILL HAS A MINOR DRIP AND THOSE PUPS ARE 7 WEEKS OLD-   MAYBE PRISCILLA CAN MEET US THERE--
PRISCILLA----I WILL CALL WHEN WE GET ORGANIZED 
 
 WITH BAILEY WHO 'S FEET ARE BETTER--- WE STILL NEED TO RIG SOME KIND OF SHEEPSKIN BOOTIES FOR HER-- ANYBODY GOT SOME SMALL SCRAPS AROUND FOR US TO TRY-- ??  DO NOT GO BUY ANY--- THERE MUST BE SOME AROUND
 
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WITH MEGAN BACK WE CAN GET BACK ON TESS'S CASE.--- SHE IS DOING WELL BUT NEEDS SOME MORE "ONE STEP" TRAINING.
AS DOES PISTOL AND TUCKER WHO ARE BECOMING OUR AAT - THERAPY- DOG SPECIALAITS- TUCKER IS NOT AS GOOD AS THUMPER...YET
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WHAT A  SCREWBALLED JOB MEGAN HAS---
FIND A STORE YOU WANT TO GO TO - THEN GO THERE WITH A DOG.
PLEASE NOTE--- IF YOU GIVE HER EXACT DETAILS SHE CAN GO ALMOST ANYWHERE WITHIN RANGE AND RUN ERANDS- SHOP--   PICK UP LARGE PACKAGES-- 12 ' LUMBER AND SIZABLE FURNATURE THAT WOULD FIT IN THE COA.
 
 WE DO THAT FOR THE DANV ANIMAL HOSP-- AMY ( OFFICE  MANAGRER) EMAILS ME AN EXACT  COSTCO LIST AND  WITHIN DAYS I CAN DELIVER IT TO THE BACK DOOR.
 
THAT BACK DOOR IS A WONDERFUL PRIVILIDGE ---
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THE WILD AND WOOLIE PUPS OF OLIVES  SHOULD HAVE AT LEAST ONE ROUND TRIP TO THE T-TENT A DAY--- AND IT IS ONE OF SDP'S MOST ENJOYABLE SCENERIOS
 
WHEN THAT IS HAPPENING YOU MAY COME TO THE GOLF CART PARKED ACROSS THE DRIVEWAY--
THAT MEANS EITHER DON'T MOVE  OR PARK ANYWHERE- QUICKLY--
 
THE CHAOS PUPS ARE GETTING MUCH BETTER ORGANIZED AS SOLID FOOD IS SERVED IN 8 DISHES ON A "TABLECLOTH"  ON THE KITCHEN FLOOR
YOU NEED A TABLECLOTH FOR TRACTION.
 
I HAVE BEEN CONCERNED THAT  THEIR HEADS ARE TOO LARGE---THAT MEANS - USUALLY- THEY NEED MORE GROCERIES-- NOW THAT THEY ARE OFF CHAOS AND ONTO PUPPY FOOD AND  ONE A DAY DOG VITAMINS- THEY SHOULD BULK UP
 
ANYONE WITH NOTHING TO DO--- COULD WEIGH AND RECORD THEIR WEIGHTS WITH DATE AND TIME--
WE HAVE TO STAY ON TOP OF THAT --- THAT COULD BE A LORI SPECIALITY--- IT IS HER SCALE...
 
ALSO--- WORMING WILL HELP-
 
ALL PUPS  HAVE WORMS---- JUST ONE OF THOSE WIERD FACTS OF CANINE REPRODUCTION.
THIS DOES NOT TAKE THE FANCY WORMER WHICH IS FOR EXOTIC TYPE WORMS= THIS IS THE $2 A GALLON ROUND WORMER..
 WELL........ IT IS NOT LIKE THE $682  BOTTLE OF "ALL WORMER"
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 ? THE JEERS??
 
K3 WAS HELPING WITH THE NUT HOUSE "REMODELING" AND I EXPLAINED MY DELICATE RELATIONSHIP WITH THE IPSWICH BUILDING INSPECTOR-  
 WHEN I WOULD NOT PICK HIS CONTRACTOR TO REBUILD THE ARENA HE SAID " YOU ARE  OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE YOU ARE ONLY A WOMAN"
 
K3 HAD A SIMILAR  SITUATION IN THE MILATARY WHEN HER COMMANDER SAID " I DON'T EXPECT YOU WILL BE ABLE TO FINISH THE RIGORS OF TRAINING"
AND SHE RETURNED WITH ALL THOSE COLORED PINS THEY WEAR WHEN THEY FINISH  TOP OF THEIR GROUP.
 
THEN I COUNTED THE NUMBER OF TINY  98 POUND VOLUNTEERS AROUND HERE WHO HAVE MORE STREGNTH AND STAMINA THAN MOST 200 POUND MEN I HAVE MET. 
 K3 BEING ONE OF THEM---   AND HILLARY--AND EARLENE---
 
THIS "ONLY A WOMAN " CONCEPT IS NOT DEAD- BUT THANKFULLY IS BEING SHOT DOWN BY THE YOUNGER GENERATION.
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THE BUD2 AND INDY REPORT
Indy and I ventured in to the JP VA Wednesday for a bone scan. Indy was ok with arriving and going in. A bit unsure about the lab but she was ok enough to back up for me and lay down long enough for us to escape. The scan itself she was less happy about, first she wanted to be with me but eventual accepted sitting on Stephs lap so long as the machine stayed over by me. After the scan she was more than happy to show the way out. She was very brave considering what it all must have looked like to her. So today we took it easy and went for a short walk on a rail trail where others ride bikes walk and walk dogs . She really enjoyed sniffing about.
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THEN FROM SUZI - WENHAM
 The purpose of my email is to see if there is any interest on your part to allow the seniors from Hamilton and Wenham help socialize your dogs and/or puppies.
 
If there is interest, I was wondering if on Monday's you could come to the Hamilton Council on Aging (Bay Rd/1A) for about an hour and allow seniors to be a part of your project.  I would like to see if it might be possible to bring seniors to you, let's say perhaps on Monday's to help socialize the puppies.
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THIS  IS WHAT I CALL GOOD USE OF AN ASSET.
IF THEY CAN COME AND ENJOY THE OUTDOORS/PUPS  AND DOGS-- BY ALL MEANS
 
SELF SUFFICINECY IS THE WORD--- AS LONG AS I DO NOT HAVE TO DO ANYTHING- IT IS WONDERFUL MOST ANY DAY.
 
DIDN'T THE BLUE BUNCH SAY THEY MIGHT HAVE MONDAYS AVAILABLE O HELP??
 
MAYBE I COULD MATCH THOSE TWO--- AND  KEEP ME INFORMED WITH COPIES OF EMAILS 

Aug 18, 2011


2 big projects of yesterday-- megan got barney safely to keith's in atlanta - she kept us informed about her progress with emailing photo's on the plane of barney  squeezed between the seat .. keith said the dogs ---- hudson and barney--- were doing fine and he would call later today-- megan is to come back this morning..
made easier because megan's mom worked on that atlanta plane yesterday
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 the coa van full of people/dogs/ and pups in their "pram"
made possible by a whole bunch of people including gay and jerry who managed to get that wonderful COA van donated  from the town of wenham --- without it... the day might not even have happened.
 
Dear Friends,
As a patient advisory board member and volunteer at Spaulding North Shore I would like to extend a very heart felt THANK YOU to all the volunteers, dog handlers, staff, relatives and friends, dogs and puppies who made today such a huge success!
The smiles were plentiful on all 5 floors as the dogs toured the hospital
complete with puppies in a baby carriage!
Patients and staff alike were treated to the nicest bunch of very well behaved Great Danes and puppies! My telephone rang all afternoon from people from Spaulding thanking me....asking when could we could return...how the dogs made their day....etc., etc!  
It was truly a GREAT day for some patients that got to put a puppy to sleep on their lap, receive a puppy kiss or get to hug or pose for a picture with the GREAT Danes~
So amazing is the spirit of a dog that gets you back to a better place, brings a little sunshine, or leads one to have hope. 
Special thanks to Carlene White founder, director and trainer of the Service Dog Project in Ipswich, MA.....all of us have a much better understanding of Great Danes because of the knowledge you share with the community around you. 
Again, I offer my sincere appreciation to all of you that volunteered your time and energy today! You are my unsung heroes that make life a little easier and nicer!
Job well done!!
Honey Amirault
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next large report  is health--
 
chaos spiked a temp yesterday  105++ - all indications - mastitis-
pups being over 3 weeks old--george suggested we "pull the pups"
 
well.... they are on nearly solid food- ground in blender and soaked... and they must have water dishes--- and understand they are for drinking--- not swimming... so today we need  casual puppy watchers to do a list of who has learned to drink water  to be sure they all understand.
 
it is about now you have to hope the dog food people have the formula correct- as they will be on food alone.
 
because of that  concern--- i think we should add some purina proplan puppy food to the kirkland-  much as i get annoyed with purina for not giving us any break in the price...  they are a big outfit -and make all grades of food- lots of research- and if a better food could be made for dogs- i am sure they would make it---AND CHARGE A FORTUNE FOR IT TOO.;  the low end of their price scale is purina dog chow--- and i found the danes did not do well on it-- but the higher priced purina pro plan  seemed to produce good results.
 
i think we should cut the goats milk too--
 
the 7 pups should do fine-- pet tab vitamin and worm-- but gurgle is already challanged... often throwing up  and sneezing food out his nose.
 
i do not understand-- he can not be throwing up all his food- because he manages "generous" sized piles of stool.
 
so stepping back to smaller more often snacks for him.... as long as he does not aspirate and get pnemonnnnia- we will go on...
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thanks to lori who managed  chaos and the pups while i got a running start on the overnight- i don't know when she left but i had a good snooze and then fed  at 10-- 2-- and 5- and they slept in a pile .  so it was a relatively painless night for me.  chaos slept with me in the tv room-- door shut
 
chaos temp is down to 102.6  but those booooobs are huge and painful looking.  the concept of "expressin g some of th e milk " was not a popular project- she offered to bite me-- so i quit.
 
the re-design of the fluffy bed--- and newspaper rest room facilities must be done today
 
she is on 2 antibiotics  and is eating and drinking-- other than being miserable - she is doing ok.... and will readily step away from the pups when i ask her to.
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the chicken sh#t bingo has started well-- we have enough to pay the prize money now ---- $500
so everything from here on is puppy food !!!!
 
pass this around to your friends
 
 
cheers
 

Aug 17th, 2011

chaos pups win the prize for noise makers
now that i am up--- they are only snoring  --
 but they spent the night on bark and growl practice---- with the occasional wail of "that hurts"  which gets me right out of bed to find one has another's ear-- or private part--- as often happens with this age group.
 
gurgle report- colleen fed last night and reported he snorted a sizable quantity of white--- presumably milk-- which must have been from nursing-- because i had fed him 2 tablespoons of puppy food  ( brown) 
since the snort was white... logic... etc...
so in an effort to give him enough to grow on...  i fed just him at 9...  2:30...  and then 5:30   just a bit-- ground up with goats milk--- lap out of bowl---   and it seems to have stayed down
careful inspection of the "linens" in the pen indicate that any brown marks were made by food already run thru the processing puppy gut  units 
 
i wish i had enough nerve to take him off mom's milk-- but since he does not know about water drinking, i am afraid the fluid management is beyond me.
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 chicken bingo
for political and possibly legal reasons i did not put on the memsaic wall the fact that the bingo prize was $500.
i think it is better odds than the mass lottery--- can someone verify that??  one chance in 420 of winning is far better i think  ----- somebody check the back of one of those keno cards for the odds...
 
and i really want to run one a month... hopefully our bunch of daily doggers-- and their friends-- will buy a brick on our wall instead of a couple scratch tickets.
 
i will call the kayem hot dog people-- they have been very nice to give us hot dogs in the past-- so on the day of the sh#tting we can give the SUNDAY stewers a hot dog and ear of corn for their purchase of a "brick" on our wall.... as we sit around watching the hens "work"  at picking the winner.
  gwen--- do you have an email address for your kayem neighbors??
it would be fun and a huge help---
 
we are over $300 already   so click away
 
OUR GOAL IS TO  GET A LIVE WEB CAMERA GOING BY THE FIRST SUNDAY IN SEPTEMBER ---IF NOT, WE CAN SOMEHOW PUT THE RESULTING NUMBER/WINNER  SOMWHERE ON THE WEB SO YOU CAN CHECK THE RESULTS STARTING 3:01 PM... 
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DOG NEWS
 
megan is leaving today to deliver barney to HATTIE  in atlanta--
another loop--- megan's mother  works for ?delta?-- atlanta IS THIER HUB-- AND MEGAN'S MOM WILL BE ON A FLIGHT TODAY AND CAN SHUFFLE MEGAN AND BARNEY AROUND IF POSSIBLE  TO FIND AN EXTRA INCH OR TWO
MEGAN WILL STAY OVER WITH KEITH AND HATTIE (AND HUDSON) ---COMING BACK STANDBY TOMORROW.
 
KEITH  MUST BE SUPER CAREFUL TO GIVE HUDSON EXTRA ATTENTION WITH A NEW DOG IN THE HOUSE.  HUDSON IS SOOOOO ATTACHED-- YOU DO NOT WANT TO UPSET THAT WITH ANY JEALOSY  AND THE FIRST 5 MINUTES OF RE-ASSURING HUDSON WILL BE CRITICAL.
 
MAYBE MEGAN CAN GIVE YOU A HAND WITH THE SLIPERY FLOOR WHILE SHE IS THER/.
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SERVICE DOG TRAINING....
IN PREP FOR THE BUS RIDE TO/AROUND THE AIRPORTS I LEFT MEGAN AND KAREN WITH BARNEY AND TESS AT NORTH SHORE SHOPPING CENER - WITH THE INSTRUCTIONS " GET ON THE NEXT BUS AND CALL ME FROM WHEREVER YOU LAND  AND I WILL COME PICK YOU UP"
MEANWHILE I DID GEORGE'S VET HOSPITAL'S COSTCO SHOPPING.
 
CALL CAME FROM MEGAN-- SHE WAS IN CENTRAL SQUARE-  BUT SHE DID NOT KNOW IF IT WAS CAMBRIDGE OR LYNN'S CENTRAL SQUARE.
IT DIDN'T REALLY MATTER BECAUSE SHE TALKED THE BUS DRIVER INTO CARRYING HER BACK TO THE SHOPPING CENTER FREE OF CHARGE--
THEY WERE AFRAID TO GET OFF IN CENTRAL SQUARE FOR FEAR THE DOGS MIGHT NOT GET BACK ON
 
BUT MEGAN CAN DEAL WITH THAT ON HER OWN TODAY...
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TODAY-- ( IS WEDNESDAY--- FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE UNSURE ABOUT THAT STUFF--)
WE HAVE TO GET DOGS TO SHAUNESSY FOR A MEET AND GREET- THERAPY SESSION FROM 10 TO 12
 
POLLY- AND  CAMERA MARK'S SISTER  HAVE ORGANIZED THIS-- WITH HOPEFULLY THE SALEM NEWS.
 
 THE HAUL AND DRAGGERS OF THE DAY WILL  BE LORI  ANNE  POLLY..ME-- THEN ADD HILLARY WHO WILL SWAP DRIVING TOM WITH BOB-- SHE WILL BE OUR PUPPY CHASER IF THEY GET LOOSE... WHICH MIGHT BE FUN.
 THERESA WILL BE HERE TO SIT WITH PUPS-- THO THEY MIGHT BE FINE ALONE- WE CAN NOT KEEP UP THE 24 HOUR SURVEILENCE---HAVE TO RISK IT SOMETIME.
 
PISTOL CAN GO--  THEN A CARRIAGE WITH 2 OF THE OLIVE PUPS-- MAYBE PI- AND MAYBE TUCKER----BAILEY WITH SORE FOOT WILL HAVE TO STAY IN THE LOBBY WITH BOB AND TOM.
BUT HER ATTENDENCE WAS SPECIFICALLY REQUESTED... SHE CAN NOT WALK FAR AND BE COMFORTABLE
 
BAILEY MANAGEMENT WILL BE TO CARRY HER IN THE GOLF CART TO THE GRASSY AREAS WHERE SHE CAN EXERCISE WITHOUT HURTING THAT FOOT.
 
THE FOOT HAS NO "PAD"- JUST SOFT PINK SKIN-- NOT TOUGH ENOUGH.
GEORGE IS GUESSING CURES--- AND WE ARE ON IT.
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THE NEW NUT HOUSE BUILDING -- PROGRESS
WE NOW HAVE 3 POSTS SET-  AND CAN START ON SOME EXCITING PARTS--- LIKE PEICES OF THE FLOOR.
 
WE CAN PUT IN THAT 4TH POST LATER..
 
I BET WE CAN PAINT THE T-111 AND RE-USE ALOT OF IT
 
 THE INTERIOR WALLS HAVE TO BE DISMANTLED CAREFULLY AS THAT POLYMAX  ( WASHABLE)SIDING IS PROBABLY STILL  GOOD
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idiot problem of the day...
here i have a chance to solve the worlds mosquito problem-- and my poor memory has done me in.
 
fact--
1. this house has a few- but i would  not say "is loaded with" mosquitos.
2. i often eat supper etc out of a cup in my chair- and set the cups on the bookcase to eventually get to the dishwasher.
 
3.  this morning.. lightly floating in a cup of yellow airy foam were 12 nearly dead mosquitos
4.  i can not remember what was in that cup that would foam up with a yeasty smell..  but whatever it was it pulled in most of the mosquitos in the house....  well, 12 is a lot in one cup
 
in this house,   cups of foaming/ fermenting  substances is not totally unusual--- but this looked fairly current...
if i could only remember...
 
there goes another of my inventions---
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AND WE HAVE HEARD FROM THE BLUE BUNCH
 
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Hi Carlene,
Sorry i have not been in touch for a while, but as Gwen had mentioned we have had a lot of work to do at the house landscaping and putting up fences etc.. i don't need to tell you there are not enough hours, anywho we have got most of it done and after this Weekend i should be pretty much caught up and would love to start helping out again we will come up for the Stew on Sunday 28th, i have been following the Daily Doggies and the hectic time you have been having with all the puppies, and looking at Camera marks Tabloos they are all awesome looking. I can't believe the size of Pi now she looks so big. I will be free also on some Mondays to help you shuffle Puppies around or whatever is needed let me know.
Blue Family,