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Twice in my life I've been reduced so hysterical laughter ----the first was Johnny Carson.. when he had someone there who was gonna throw an axe at the picture of a person and he threw the axe and it landed right in the crotch of the cardboard person and Johnny Carson immediately said “I didn't know you was Jewish”---- it was said so quickly and so correctly I thought it was very funny..
so yesterday we're sitting at the mango Slurpee place and there was a dollar bill on the ground which a Mr. Stewart picked up and handed it to Janine--
who without hesitation said “do I have to dance for it or may I keep it?”
I thought we were all set with logos but apparently there are two more ideas floating around and one of them is a ghost actually in the drawer and the debate on that one has to do with whether or not it should have eyelashes I mean this stuff goes on for a long time but we're working on it...
Speaking of going on for a long time Janine and I are due in court this morning to answer questions I've forgotten exactly why--- doesn't matter---- we will go.. my first question would be why is anyone able to require us to be in court at 11:00.. and require maybe the wrong word---- I'm not sure on this stuff but another case I'm supposed to look clean and tidy and in Lawrence by 11:00.. I think there is a serious effort to carry out all this crap until I die off---I know that an awful lot of this stuff that they asked me last time I had to give a deposition was stuff that they should have been able to look up themselves
things like what did I have for breakfast in 2009.. things like that.
