"GOLDIE". our "ghost of the left hand drawer". is a wonderful thing... SO MANY TIMES GOLDIE MAKES SUGGESTIONS-- OR ARRAINGES OCCURANCES...AND IT IS JUST OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO RECOGNISE THE WORK GOLDIE DOES IN THE BACKGROUND. THOSE OF YOU WHO READ THIS REGUARLY KNOW THAT AMBIGUITY IS A SPECIALITY OF MINE ... GOLDIE HELPS.. AND THIS MORNING THE NEWS TELLS ME THERE IS A CHINESE ROCKET WANDERING DOWNWARD.... ABOUT TO FALL TO EARTH, AND LIKE THE PROVERBIAL ARROW....THEY KNOW NOT WHERE....
I HOPE GOLDIE IS ON THAT... BECAUSE I COULD GIVE HER A LIST.... I'M JUST TRYING TO BE HELPFUL.. ACTUALLY THE LIST IS LONG OF THE PLACES WHO'S EFFLUENCE I COULD HAPPILY LIVE WITHOUT.
PAUSE NOW FOR A WIDE GRINNING SESSION AS WE ALL THINK OF OUR PERSONAL , INDUSTRIAL AND GOVERNMENTAL LISTS OF WHERE WE WOULD PREFER TO HAVE THAT ROCKET LAND..
HOWEVER.... TO MAINTAIN POSITIVE ATTITUDE.....THERE ARE A FEW PLACES WE COU LD SPARE- LIKE TEH FACTORY THAT MAKES WHIPPED CREAM.. WHICH MEANS THE RELATED ORGANIZATIONS WHO CONTRIBUTE TO THE MAKING OF THAT WHIPPED CREAM WOUL D HAVE TO BE SPARED.. STARTING WITH THE PERSON WHO KEEPS THE BULL -- FROM WHOM THE SPERM IS DRAWN TO IMPLANT IN THE MOMMY COW SO SHE CAN HAVE A BABY WHICH STARTS HER GIVING MILK FOR MUCH LONGER THAN THE BABY NEEDS IT... MOVOING ALONG TO THE FACTORS NECESSARY TO LAND IT ON THE SHELF IN MY REFRIGERATOR..... LIKE THE MAKERS OF THE METAL CANS .. AND TEH MAKERS OF THE LITTLE PLASTIC CAPS..
THIS BRINGS UP THE INTER DEPENDENCY OF SUPPORTING FACTORS.. LIKE IS TEH PLASTIC OF THE CAP FROM THE SAME PLASTIC AS THE SHOULDER LEGNTH SLEEVE REQUIRED TO PLACE THE SPERM FROM THE BULL TO WHERE IT NEEDS TO BE TO MAKE THE COW HAVE THE BABY NEEDED TO START MILK.. AND HENCE WHIPPED CREAM STARTED.
YOU MUST BE VERY CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR..... NOT ONLY FOR THE INTERDEPEDENCY, BUT FOR SIDE EFFECTS- TEH SLIGHT DIFFERENCE IN FORMULA OF THE PLASTIC IN THE SLEEVE. COULD CAUSE - THE BABY COW TO HAVE 2 HEADS- AT WHICH TIME 99.9% OF TEH WORLD WOULD BLAME THE BULL'S GENETICS--
NOW -- THE CRITICAL...... TO TRY AND FIND TEH MINISCULE % OF PEOPLE WITH THE TIME- TO TRACK THE FORMULA IN TEH PLASTIC AS THE CAUSE OF THE 2 HEADED CALF...... IT IS JUST EASIER TO BLAME THE BULL .
APPARENTLY THE ENTIRE PENTAGON IS TRACING THE 27,000 OTHER PIECES OF FOREIGN OBJECTS WHIZZING ABOUT ABOVE US
THAT THEY THINK WILL BUTRN UP ON ENTRY AND LAND ONLY AS DUST... BUT IN THE BIG TURN OF THE WHEEL-- THERE IS THIS ONE ROCKET.....
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AS FOR THE WHIPPED CREAM..... SIZZLE JUST HAD HER BREAKFAST DELIVERED BEHIND ME... AND SHE IS STARING AT IT .. THEN ME... AND SAYING "WHAT? NO WHIPPED CREAM?"
HOW DOES THIS RELATE TO DOG TRAINING? HAVE YOUR DOG ON A LEASH, ASK THEM TO SIT AND STAY..... BACK UP 6 FEET.. THEN "CALL YOU R DOG" LIKE ALL OBEDIENCE DOGS ARE TRAINED TO DO.
WITH OUR BUNCH , YOU GET IMMEDIATE UNDIVIDED ATTENTION WITH THE NOISE OF THE WHIPPED CREAM DISPENSER.
THAT ALL MAKES TOTAL SENSE TO ME.
