Y two main ( substitute word for female dogs)'S TODAY ARE.....AS VERY PEQUL.IAR STORIES AND PSEUDO FACTS SWIRL AROUND THE GOINGS ON AT SDP, I AM HELPLESS TO EVEN TGRY AND STRAIGHTEN ANY OUT... HERE IS THE LATEST I HAVE HEARD....
AT THE START OF TEH CAMERAS---- 2012----- WHEN I WAS UP AT 4 OR 5 AM EVERY DAY, THE DOGS WOULD GREET ME-- AND OUT OF THE CLEAR BLUE SKY ONE MORNING, I DECIDED TO "SING GOOD MORNING" WITH THEM--BY HOWLING-- THE HOUSE DOGS LOVED IT--AND THE CAMERA PEOPLE LIKED IT TOO.. SO I FLIPPED ON THE MIC NEXT TO MY COMPUTER WHICH PUT OUT THE SOUND ON TEH HOUSE CAMERA VIDEO.... IN THE WORLD..... YOU HAD TO TURN IT ONTO HEAR IT.....AND OCASIONALLLY ONE OR TWO OF THE BARN DOGS WOULD JOIN IN...--- 6 YEARS-- EVERY DAY-- ONCE YOU START A ROUTINE WITH A DOG ... THEY KEEP AT IT... WE ARE SO FAR FROM ANYONE ELSE'S HOUSE THAT THERE WAS NEVER A COMPLAINT-- AND IN THE OVERNIGHT RECORD KEPT BY LYNN FOR YEARS , OFTEN REFERS TO SOFT HOWLING IN THE DISTANCE...-- COULD HAVE BEEN COYOTES- BUT AT 5:45 IT WAS MORE LIKELY ME... I OFTEN CHECKED WITH DEB- OUR NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR WHO ALSO GETS UP EARLY.... THERE WAS NOT ONE COMP;LAINT.. UNTIL IN 2018 I MADE REFERENCE TO THE MORNING HOWL - WHEN SUDDENLY IT WAS SAID I WAS BROADCASTING TH E INCREDIBLE NOISE IN THE ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD.
THAT RUMOR IS ALIVE TODAY AS SOME OF THE TOWN BOARD AT THE LAST MEETING THOUGHT I HAD BROADCAST THE SOUND TO THE WORLD... I HAD... BUT THE PART THEY DID NOT UNDERSTAND-- AND STILL DO NOT UNDERSTAND... IS THAT I BROADCAST IT ON A CLOSED CIRCUIT... WHICH HAS AN "OFF" BUTTON.
NONE SO BLIND AS THOSE WHO WILL NOT SEE. ------ TO THE GREAT DETRIMENT OF SDP'S GOOD WORK.
MY SECOND ( substitute word for female dogs)'S IS AN ORGANIZATIONAL ONE... ALLOW ME TO SET THE STAGE....
TEH KITCHEN IS REESE'S LITTER PLAYGROUND---- AND "W/C" ( WATER CLOSET) WHEN THE NEED ARISES... WHICH IT DOES OFTEN....
NO W TEH COFFEE POT IS HALF WAY ACROSS THE ROOM--- WHICH DUE TO FENCES HAS ONLY ONE ENTRY... BY THE FRIDGE...
SUPPLIES ARE NEATLY STORED ON SME STAINLESS STEEL SHELVING - ACROSS TEH ROOM. WHICH WHERE TEH WHITE BUCKET ( WHICH IS TEH USED POO DEPOSITROY)
SO AS YOU ENTER THRU THE ONE GATE, IF THERE IS ANY POO ,, THE CURRENT SET UP IS THA YOU M UST WALK THRU THIS MINE FIELD TO GET TO THE EQUIPMENT TO DEAL WITH THE PICKING UP .. AND THE PUPS ARE SOOOOO HAPPY TO SEE YOUJ THAT THEY WILL JUMP ALL OVER YOUT LEGS IN GREETING .
NOW IF JUST ONE SMALL PILE OF POO POCKERS WAS KEPT AT THE GATE...THE SITUATION OF TEH SMEAR WOULD BE IMPROVED. BY. 79 %
YET WE DO NOT SEEM TO BE ABLE TO GET A PILE OF PICKERS ANYWHERE HEAR WHERE THE POO HAPPENS....
WHY IS THAT CONCEPT SO DIFFICULT?
IT IS VERY SIMILAR TO KEEPING TEH FIRST AID KIT IN THE BATHROOM BECAUSE THE PERCENTAGE OF PEOPLE WHO CUT THEMSELVES IN THE SHOP OR KITCHEN FAR OUTWEIGHS THE SHAVING SLICE. AN ACCIDENT ITN EH BATHROOM IS FAR MOR INCLINED TO PRODUCE A BROKEN BONE-- WHICH IS WHY EVERY FIRST AID KIT CONTAINS PROVISION FOR SETTING BROKEN ARMS.....
