HAVING TROUBLE SENDIN OU T THE EMAILS....
i just ordered 5 boxes of 3/4 inch dots - each box containing 10,000 little dots- i have done this at least twice before-- an dit is the basis for our shatting ... which will take place today-- the 2100 numbrs necessary for teh payroll are sold-- bless you--- and the flying purple egg-- section is open which is building the fun fund--
all this and along comes ADI and accountants- and irs-- now how do i explain to the sane and sober world that we are supported by chicken poo.---- and even more frightening-- we have employees who have things like credit cards, car payments, and mortgages all dependent on the the intestines of a chicken....
how can i have a five year plan ---that serious business must have--- to keep accountants happy??? so i make up something...as "my advisors"say---- if they want a number in the box... put a number in the box.
i am super good at PUTTING CHECKS IN GTHE RIGHT BOX....- many of you may not know the story of me iin the thirid grade - there were 2 remarkable happenings - SPITTING IN A BOTTLE-- WAS ONE--- NEWBURGH, NY--- WAS THE CONTROL OF FLURIDE INTEH DRINKING WATER AS RELATED TO CHILDREN AND TOOTH DECAY -- KINGSTON WAS THE OTHER-- SO SEVERAL TIMES A YEAR WE WERE GIVEN LITTLE BOTTLES TO FILL UP WITH SPIT..
TEH SECOND HAPPENING WAS IQ TESTING-- THEY HANDED OUT PAPERS WITH A-B-C-D ANSWERS- THEY MUST HAVE HANDED THEM OUT A FEW MINUTES EARLY BECAUSE I SAT THERE WITH NOTHIGN TO DO... AND NOTICED THAT PAPER HAD A FUNNY THICK FEELING-- AND DISCOVERED I COULD SEPARATE THE PAGES- THE SECOND PAGE HAD FUNNY SQUARES PLACED SO THAT IF I PUT AN X IN ONE OF THE A B C D I IT WOULD OR WOULD NOT LAND IN TEH FUNNY SQUARES ON TEH SECOND PAGE BECAUSE OF A STRIP OF CARBON PAPER-- SO WHEN THEY SAID "GO" I DIDN'T HAVE TO READ THE QUESTIONS--I JUST PUT THE X's SO THEY LANDED IN THE SQUARES ON THE SECOND PAGE....
THAT LANDED ME IN THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE BECAUSE NO ONE HAD EVER HAD A PERFECT SCORE ON AN IQ TEST.... THE FACT THAT MY MOTHER WAS PRESIDENT OF THE PARENT TEACHERS ASSOCIATION REALLY COMPLICATED MY LIFE- WHEN THE PRINCPAL CALLED HER TO DSAY WE THINK SHE CHEATED ON THE IQ TEST.. MOTHER DID NOT THINK THAT WAS AMUSING.
THEREAFTER ALL MY REPORT CARDS SAID "COULD DO BETTER"--- I WAS DOOMED.
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SHATTING SUNDAY---AND IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE NICE.... AND TEHN SNOW AND ICE BEFORE SUNDOWN.
