"IF GOD HAD INTENDED US TO FLY, HE WOULD NEVER HAVE GIVEN US THE RAILWAYS" ( DONALD SWANN-- "AT THE DROP OF A HAT")
i think i would opt not to fly today---personaLLY... THEY -- YOU KNOW--- "THEY." .. SAID THE BLACK BOX WOULD TAKE 24 TO 36 HOURS TO READ-- MAYBE I COULD JUST WAIT-- NOT EVERY PILOT COULD SET DOWN A PLANE IN THE HUDSON RIVER-- AND SO MANY PLACES JUST DON'T HAVE A HANDY RIVER...
I HEARD ----- IT TAKES ONLY 83 DAYS START TO FINISH TO BUILD ONE OF THOSE PLANES... AND BOEING FINISHES 57 A MONTH.
THE EMENSE-OSITY- OF THAT CONCEPT OVERWHELMS ME. THE MATHEMATICS .. IF THEY FINISH 2 A DAY-- AND IT TAKES 83 DAYS START TO FINISH AT ANY ONE DAY HOW MANY ARE IN PROGRESS-- I CAN'T FIGURE THAT ONE OUT. ON DAY ONE IF I STARTED 2.. THEN DAY 2 I STARTED ANOTHER 2-- DAY 3 ANOTEHR 2 THAT MAkES 6 ON DAY 3--- AM I HEADED FOR 166 PLANES IN PROCESS ON DAY 83 ??? ON DAY 84 YOU ARE PLUS 2 AND MINUS 2--- IT IS ALL ABOUT PERMUTATIONS AND COMBINATIONS-
THE THINGS I STUDIED IN BRITAIN WERE SUPPOSED TO BE MATH- BUT EVERY TIME I HEAR THAT WORD "COMBINATIONS" , I REMEMBER A FEW THOUSAND OF THE JOKES MADE ABOUT "KEEP ON CHANGING YOUR COMBINATIONS"- WHICH MEANT UNDERWEAR.- SO MUCH FOR EDUCATION.... THERE ARE MANY BRITISH WORDS THA JUST DO NOT TRANSLATE.
I SWEAR THEIR GENERAL CONVERSATION CONTAINS MORE HUMOR THAN THE AMERICAN VERSION OF CONVERSATION... AND IF YOU DON'T PAY ATTENTION , YOU MISS IT...
THE UNITED STATES AT ONE POINT DECIDED ENGLISH WOULD BE EH NATIONAL LANGUAGE.. PEOPLE IN BRITAIN WONDER WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO THAT DECISION.
I WONDER.....THERE ARE SUBTLE DIFFERENCES IN POPULATIONS-- AT LEAST SCOTTISH TO NEW YORKERS.. IF THERE IS A LINE.. WAITING FOR ANYTHING..... IN NY... "BETTER CLOSE THE GAP OR SOMEONE WILL GET AHEAD OF YOU" SO NEW YORKERS STAND ALL BUNCHED UP... - IN SCOTLAND NO ONE "JUMPS THE QUEUE" SO THE LINE IS a VERY RELAXED SOCIAL EVENT.... BEING MINUS TEH FEAR THAT SOMEONE WILL VIOLATE YOUR PERSONAL SPACE IN THE QUEUE...
NEW YORKERS (? AMERICANS? ) HAVE COMPETITION BUILT-IN. "HEAR THE STATUS CYMBALS CLASH" ---- FOR DATA-- COULD SOME ONE RESEARCH to see IF TEH INCIDENCE OF ROAD RAGE IS As COMMON IN BRITAIN AS IT IS HERE.. if i had to guess.....
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now about ... the sniffing of teh butts.... rizz seemed to have an aversion to any one ( dog) sniffing her butt- and not fond of ear sniffing either... maybe any orifice? for this she was put on training hold...for further training or whatever... she is here in the house.. sizzle took her on and tho rizz was origionally pretty annoyed and snapping at sizzle. with some generic rough housing she is less fussy now... and much more relazed
so today i need to find a dog wiling to try and sniff her rear.
it is always nice to have a goal .
