CLOTHING... IN MY BOOK.. SHOULD COVER THE ESSENTIAL BODY PARTS AND BE RELATIVELY CLEAN.. AT LEAST TO START WITH.
IN THE PAST I HAVE BEEN CHASTISED FOR NOT REGULATING WHAT OTHER PEOPLE ARE WEARING. THERE MIGHT BE A DISCUSSION ABOUT COVERING NECESSARY BODY PARTS, BUT JUST WHO DECIDES WHICH PARTS ARE ATTRACTIVE TO WHOM IN WHAT PROPORTION... .... BUT THAT IS USUALLY THE LACK OF CLOTHING TO HIDE WHAT SOME PEOPLE FIND UNATTRACTIVE AND OTHERS MAKE GET PAID TO SHOW IT OFF.
I REMEMBER.......
SOME OF YOU MAY HAVE HEARD THIS BEFORE..... I THINK IT WAS FOR A MICHELOB BEER COMMERCIAL THAT BECQAME A BILLBOARD... ... THEY WANTED WOMAN TO SIT ND HOLD A DOG ON HER LAP FACING FORWARD WHILE THE DOG STUCK HIS NOSE UP THE SHORT SKIRT OF A WOMAN STANDING BESIDE HER. I WAS TO GET THE DOG TO DO THIS. NOW I HAVE NEVER BEFORE HAD THE OCCASION TO STUDY THE EXACT DETAILS OF ANOTHER WOMAN'S BEHIND, , BUT AS I SMEARED MY CHEEZE WHIZZ UP THERE I COULD NOT HELP BUT NOTICE WHOEVER CHOSE THIS REAR OVER OTHERS DID A FINE JOB... IT WAS FLAWLESS. SO SOMEWHERE THERE IS,IN BOSTON...A PERSON WHO;S JOB IT IS TO SELECT PERFECT LOOKING REAR ENDS. NOW I KNOW THERE ARE MODELS WHO HAVE PERFECT LOOKING HANDS AND FINGERRNAILS - WHO ARE LIST WITH THE AD AGENCIES.. NEXT TIME YOU SEE AN AD WITH A BODY PART, REST ASSURD IT IS NOT "JUST ANYONE"
NOW MY MODELING CAREER HAS BEEN SHORT- I WAS TO PROVIDE 2 HUGE DOGS TO STAND UP PN A COUNTER IN A MALL... IN MALDEN. THE SET WAS FOR A SCHOOOL TEACHER FROM THE BACK WOODS OF MAINE.. TO HAVE COME IN TOTHE MALL AND ASK FOR HELP AT THE CUSTOMER SERVCE COUNTR. PROBLEM WAS... THE WOMAN MODEL THEY GOT LOOKED THE PART...., BUT WAS TERRIFIED OF DOGS.
TOTAL PANIC.. AS THEY HAD ALREADY SPENT MWNY THOUSANDS OF $$$$ SETTING THIS THING UP AND HIT A WALL, TTIL SOMEONE NOTICED I WAS APROXIMATELY HER SIZE.. SO ALL THE MANY RACKS OF CLOTHING THEY HAD THERE WOULD FIT .. THERE WAS ONLY A BRIEF DELAY ----WHILE I BECAME THAT SCHOLTEACHER FROM MAINE.. DRESSED IN CLOTHING WHICH WENT OVERBOARD IN CONCEALING .. EVEN TO THE STOCKINGS BAGGING.... AND I EARNED NOT ONLY THE DOG 'S FEE BUT THE MODELS FEE ALSO. I DID A SUPER JOB.. AND ALL WERE THRILLEED... BUT MY SUCCESS AS A MODEL WAS LIMITRED TO THAT ONE APPEARANCE. (I THINK THE PROBLEM WAS MODELS COME IN A SPECIFIC CLOTHING SIZE). IT WAS ALSO INTERESTING.. I TOTALLY BECAME AN "OBJECT" AS THEY WORKED ON ME AND I JUST STOOD. I BEGAN TO WONDER IF T4HE MICHELOB MODEL'S REAR WAS SO PERFECT BECAUESE SHE WAS "MADE UP" BY A STYLEST... NOW THERE IS ANOTHER INTERESTING JOB OPPORTUNITY.
THAT STORY GOES ON -- JUMP FORWARD10 YEARS??? 2004 WHEN I WAS JUSGT STQARTING SDP AND SOCIETY WAS USED TO SEEING EYE DOGS, BUT NOT DANES.. I WAS IN LIBERTT TREE MALL AND ONE OF THOSE "ALMOST A COP" SECURITY GUARDS TRIED TO THROW ME OUT.
SO I ... IN MY OLD LADY MODE... JUST SAT DOWN ON THE NEAREST BENCH AND HAD THE DOG LIE THERE WITHME. THE ARGUING PROCEEDED TO GETTING THE MANAGER AND/ OR POLICE .. WHICH I WAS VERY CHEERFUL ABOUT-- TEH GUARD WAS CONFUSED ABOUT MY CHEERFULNESS... HE THOUGHT I WOULD E TERRIFIED... I HAD TEH AGE THING GOING VERY WELL.,, MAMAGER CAME AND SAT WITH ME..AND WE ARGUED FOR A LONG TIME BEFORE HE RECOGNIZED MY DOG WQS BEHAVING PERFECTLY... AND WAS A HUGE DANE... HE SAID " I HAVE SEE A DOG THQT BIG ONLY ONCE BEFORE WHEN I WAS A MANAGER IN MALDEN" AND I FILLED IN THE CONVERSATION WITH" AND THEY HAD SOME OLD LADY IN BAGGING STOCKINGS WITH 2 SPOTTEDD DOGS..... THAT WAS ME"
WE HAVE BEEN BEST FRIENDS EVER SINCE.
SERVICE DOGS... OR SERVICE DOGS IN TRAINING HAVE ALL TEH SAME PUBLIC ACCESS RIGHTS..( AS LONG AS THEY BEHAVE)
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BREATHING HAS NO SUBSTITUTE.. I HAVE HAD SEVERAL COMMENTS QBOUT COV VERY LIKE THIS ONE/.
COVID was no fun, and while I'm still having some breathing issues, I am far better than I was just a few days ago. My partner ended up in the hospital a few days, and that was scary, but she is doing quite well, now. Getting stronger everyday.
