time TO REDO the BACK POCKET LECTURE... KEEPING IN MIND MY TOTAL LQCK OF A MEDICAL EDUCATION.... I HAVE ASKED PEOPLE WHO ARE APPLYING FOR A DOG TO TEST IF IT MIGHT WORK BY FINDING A FRENDLY PERSON , WITH NEARLY TIGHT BLUE JEANS... STAND NEXT TO THEM WHILE HANGING ON TO THEIR BACK POCKET...SAY "WALK ON".. AND SEE IF THAT WORKS.... . WHAT WE HAVE FOUND IS THAT HAVING A FRIEND/RELQTIVE WITH TIGHT BLUE JEANS IS A BETTER WALKING DEVICE THAN A CANE OR WALKER. ... BOTH OF WHICH REQUIRE SOME BENDING OVER WITH COMPLICATIONS ABOUT CENTER OF GRAVITY.. AND BOTH HAVE ZERO "UP" OR "BACK" CONTROL WHICH THE BACK POCKET HAS. THERE AE MANY ? HUNDREDS / DOZENS? ? OF PEOPLE WHO DON'T HAVE DOGS WHO NOW HAVE REPORTD TO ME THAT THEY CAN LEAVE A CUMBERSON WALKER AT HOME AND GO TO DINNER WITH THERI HUSBAND/WIFE LOOKING RELATIVEL NORMAL ... AND STANDING UP SO MUCH STRAIGHTER ..
TEH OFFERED ELBOIW --- WHICH IS CONSIDERED THE NORMAL WAY TO HELP --- HAS TOO MANY VARIQABLE ANGLESW AND A TIMING FAULT... THAT BACK POCKET DOES WORK... AND HAS A FRIENDLY LOOK ABOUT IT RATHER THAN HARDWARE
I REMEMBER...
A WOMAN CAME HERE FOR AN INTERVIEW AND ASSESSMENT ABOUT GETTING A DOG.. I WAS TALKING WITH HER IN THE T TENT... AND I SUGGESTED THAT SHE TRY THIS BACK POCKET IDEA BY WALKING TO EHT BARN AND BACK-- WHICH SHE DID. SHE WAS ALL SMILES WHEN SHE GOT BQCK TOTHE T TENT AND TOLD ME HOIW SUCCESSFUL IT HAD BEEN.. AND HOW MUCH FUN SHE HAD TALKING TO THIS GUY SHE NEVER MET BEFORE.
WHATEVER !!
-- IT IS RELATED TO THE CHI CKEN COOP CONSTRUCTION PROJECT ONLY IN THAT ,,,,, IF YOU STAND UP A POLE PERFECTLYSTRAIGHT, ALL THE WEIGHT IS ON THE GROUND AND IT WILL REQUIRE MINIMAL CORRECTION ON YOUR PART TO KEEP IT THAT WAY..
----ALSO RELATED IS THE BROOM BALANCING BUNCH.. WHO APPARENTLY CAN STAND A BARN BROOM UP WITHOUT HOLDING IT.
BOTH OF THOSE FACTS ARE RELATED TO STANDING STRAIGHT REQUIRES ? LESS EFFORT??? WHATEVER... ONCE YOU START BENDING YU HAVE A PROBLEM WHILE YOUR BACKJ GETS STRETCHED TIGHT, YOUR STOMACH TRIES TO PUSH UP... WELL SOMETHING LIKE THAT...
ANY OF YOU USING A CANE OR WALKER, TRY THIS "BP" METHOD.... WHICH GOT RENAMED TEH GA METHOD...( "GRAB A&&)- IT WORKS.
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TRAINING.... LARGE EXCITGEMENT LASTNIGHT AT MAIL CALL (5PM ON CAMERA) JIMINEY DID CARRY THE BASKET--- THIS IS TEH START... HISTORICALLY/......BAILEY USED TO GET THE BASKET OF MAIL AND BRING IT TO ME.. AND GET A BITE OF CANNED FOOD.... THE PART SO AMAZING WAS SHE KNEW SHE WAS PERFORMING AND GOT HER OPINION INVOOLVED INCLUDING ONE NIGHT, THROWING THE BASKET AT ME WITH A "TAKE YOUR DAM BASKET" ONE NIGHT WHEN I DID NOT HAVE THE NICE CANNED FOOD READY. MAIL WAS KEPT IN TEHBASKET ACROSS TEH ROOM AND WHEN I TURNED ON THE MICROPHONE I WOL DASK HER TO GET UP AND GET THE BASKET... AND SHE OUOLD
NOW JIMINEY IS A LONG WAY FROM THAT... HE WOUOLD SHREAD THE MAIL BEFORE HE GOT IT TO ME.... BUT IT IS A START
ALL TRAINING STARTS WITH SMALL STEPS.
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I HEAR ON TV THAGT DISNEY IS OPENING SOME THINGS AND THEY ARE RE THINKING THE RIDES THAT MAKE PEOPLE SCREAM BECAUSE OF THE COV VIRUS SPREAD BY SCREAMING.
I WOUOLD NOT PAY ANYONE TO SCARE ME .. ALL I HAVE TO DO TO BE TERRIFIED IS TURN ON THE TV.
