i am ill-- i will celebrate this 19th with a big bottle of theraflu..
everybody else is on their own
HI CARLENE!
I SAW THIS FUNNY AND THOUGHT OF YOU. I LAUGHED. HERE IS A COPY PASTE OF IT. I WILL SEND MY DOLLAR FOR THE SWEAR BEAR:
At the end of the tax year, the IRS office sent an inspector to audit the books of a local hospital.
While the IRS agent was checking the books, he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, “I notice you buy a lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there’s too little left to be of any use?”
“Good question ,” noted the CFO. “We save them up and send them back to the bandage company and every once in a while, they send us a free roll.”
“Oh,” replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way. “What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what’s left over after setting a cast on a patient?”
“Ah, yes,” replied the CFO, realizing that the auditor was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. “We save it and send it back to the manufacturer and every so often they will send us a free bag of plaster.”
“I see,” replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all CFO.
“Well,” he went on, “What do you do with all the remains from the circumcision surgeries?”
“Here, too, we do not waste,” answered the CFO. “What we do is save all the little foreskins and send them to the IRS office, and about once a year they send us a complete d*ck.”
I SAW THIS FUNNY AND THOUGHT OF YOU. I LAUGHED. HERE IS A COPY PASTE OF IT. I WILL SEND MY DOLLAR FOR THE SWEAR BEAR:
At the end of the tax year, the IRS office sent an inspector to audit the books of a local hospital.
While the IRS agent was checking the books, he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, “I notice you buy a lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there’s too little left to be of any use?”
“Good question ,” noted the CFO. “We save them up and send them back to the bandage company and every once in a while, they send us a free roll.”
“Oh,” replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way. “What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what’s left over after setting a cast on a patient?”
“Ah, yes,” replied the CFO, realizing that the auditor was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. “We save it and send it back to the manufacturer and every so often they will send us a free bag of plaster.”
“I see,” replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all CFO.
“Well,” he went on, “What do you do with all the remains from the circumcision surgeries?”
“Here, too, we do not waste,” answered the CFO. “What we do is save all the little foreskins and send them to the IRS office, and about once a year they send us a complete d*ck.”
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From Bella's Mom:
Quick post tonight so I can watch the Patriots/Colts game.
Bella and George had another wonderful day. This morning we stayed home and chilled. Then we went to the Kingdom Hall for our meeting at 1. After that I took Bella shoe shopping since it seems to be that just her right foot is growing not the left. So she needed to dress shoes. We ended up at
Nordstrom because they will sell you 1 pair of shoes even with 2 sizes. I guess they are supposed to be 1 1/2 sizes off but Bellas are a full size and they still did it. She was so excited to get dress shoes and a pair of brown boots. She will be styling! Now I have to take them to get lifts put in. So thankfully they
are pretty quick at doing so. That is as long as these pairs can have the lift put in. She sure makes buying shoes fun. Then after that we went to a graduation party. Our friend was homeschooled and finished school so Bella was excited that there was dancing. George did great laying there and watching
Bella dance. She was so excited that she was able to. I love that she has George who has helped her get strong so that she can do normal kid things.
1 year ago today was when Bella got the phone call from SDP asking if Bella wanted to have George for a sleep over and the rest is history! Look how far they have come in a year.
Off to watch the game. Thanks for checking in and always being there for us and for everyone you all do! Love Bella and George 👣🐾👣🐾💕
