"SHUT UP, BEND OVER AND MOVE ON..." THAT WAS THE TITLE OF A PHOTO I SAW IN MY YOUTH.... A LONG LINE OF MEN WITH PANTs HANGING AROUND THEIR KNEES-- PASSING THRU 2 TABLES LOADED WITH SYRINGES-- WHERE 2 MEN UNCEREMONIOUSLY JABBED THEM IN EACH CHEEK.....AND A THIRD MAN HANDED THEM A PAPER AND SAID "WELCOME TO THE ARMY .. SON".
Another picture I remember is 1 of president trump standing next to a huge stack of paper which apparently was a bunch of regulations that they were getting rid of -------I don't have any political statement about that action but it caused me to think about regulations in general
most specifically my seat belt.
There's not a day goes by when I halfway down the driveway struggling with my right hand To put the metaletal piece in the little clip to make the buzzer stop ringing which is supposed to remind me to use my seat belt.. and I have to admit that whoever passed the regulation on the exact location of that metal clip or actually the receiver w hatever of where that metal clip is to go --Did a fine job because in most cars that I have driven lately once you get that clip in your right hand it's a pretty easy aim to make it land in that receiver of metal clips there by your right buttock... now there are governmental studies all the time.. so somewhere in that pile of papers that Mr trump got rid of there must be a study of the right buttock of different shape people so that when you swing that clip round you can locate it and you can it's always in the same place regardless of car styke size....so actually that pile of papers he got rid of must not contain the description of where to place that clip on the seat in the car..
As for the study of the size and shape of at least a female buttock---I think you've heard I was in on one of those for michelob beer maybe which involved having a dog stick its nose up the backside a very shapely female so that a lot of the skin of the shapely female was exposed so it therefore had to look perfect ----and it did ------I got to look at that as I placed the cheese on the buttock for the dog to get.. which also made me wonder where was the tryout for this job and under what conditions and who knew there was not a freckle to be seen on the buttock for that michelob commercial -----it's still around.---- it's a Beagle sort of dog sitting on the lap of someone in a chair,,,while investigating the cheese I placed on the rear of someone standing next to the chair.
So So... how is that for carrying a mental thread all the way From analyzing head setting to the searching for the perfect buttock...
To carry the concept further looking for a perfect buttock I should have been someone's job in Michelob.. So I have to discuss. the fact the fact that nearly every day I am astounded that in this great wondrous world of COV and hoarding adequate toilet paper I daily use the bag of dried worms to feed the Guinea hens. Now who would think in a world concerned with a supply of toilet paper that there would be a growing market for dried worms.. I'm certainly glad someone is taking care of the statistics to keep those people employed..
competition is so much of daily life in the United states is centered around competition—not just in business but....... Bigger ... better ......newer..... smarter ......hear the status cymbals clash...
I am thankful to be in a situation where there seems to be an unlimited demand for a well trained service dog.
