Saturday, October 2, 2021

oct 2 2021

 W/R/T COOKERS AND COOKIES......

FROM  AN. OLD DD.......REPEAT  WITH RESULTS
 every morning i watch the #$%^&^%$# chef making wonderful looking spagetti from a pastsa  maker-- and i realize  no way could i stand up long enough to make angel hair-- and tehn i wondered....... if i bought some cooking "toys".  like that  would it be fascinating enough to have anyone in our guest house play with  it and serve everyone here lunch?????it could be done.....make a list of th stuff you need from the store...   the trainers who are in theese store every day would buy teh groceries and could have them in teh guest house easily by 9am... there are people who like to. cook.... ( i am not oneo of them) last time i was inthe old folks hang out center in ipswich.. there wqs a discussion of somw wonderful old er italian woan wh o were wishing they y hqd a arge group  to cook for....  why not pick up 2 or 3 of them about 9:00 and let them enjoy crazy acrees while they feed us...  with the right group it is doo able.  and i would gladly buy the pasta maker.--- and groceries....  we have all teh ingredients. - building stove fridge   things like that.....

WE HAVE A "TAKER" -AND A FEW BITERS....THIS COULD BE FUN.... THE "CABIN" HAS A FULL FLEDGED KITCHEN-- BETTER THAN THE ONE HERE IN THE HOUSE....-- I HAVE ORDERED A PASTA M AKER TO COMPLETE TEH PICTURE-- IT WAS TEH AD WHICH STARTED THIS CONCEPT... I REALLY WANT TO GET HOLD OF.  "THE CRAZY TEXANS" AS THEY SOUND PERFECT FOR THIS VACATION STOP.... EVERYBODY AT DOGFEST COMMENTED ABOUT HOW ENJOYABLE THE  "DIFFERENT"   THE ATMOSPHERE IS HERE AT CRAZY ACRES....MINUS TEH PERFECTION  DEMANDED OF THE BUSINESS COMMUNITY. ------ DO NOT EXPECT TO FIND A BED WITH CRISP LINENS CAREFULLY TUCKED DOWN WITH A MINT, .... YOU WILL BE MORE INCLINED TO FIND SOME NUTS BETWEEN THE SHEETS--( LITERALLY)  LEFT YETERDAY BY THE RESIDENT SQUIRREL.. 

WE DO PUT OUT SUPER SERVICE DOGS....LET THERE BE NO DOUBT.... BUT THERE IS NOTHING IN MY BOOK THAT SAYS WE CAN'T HAVE FUN.  DOING IT... EVEN THO THE IRS. ( AND PEOPLE WHO WANT A 5 YEAR  BUSINESS PLAN) WANT TO KEEP ALL POSSIBLE HUMOR OUT OF IT.  BEING DEAD SERIOUS IS NO  INDICATION OF BEING COMPETENT  . THESE 2 THINGS ARE NOT MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE.

SPEAKING OF BEING ABLE TO WALK AND CHEW GUM-------I HAD TO NOTICE---THAT ACTRESS WITH EHT FATHER CONTROLING HER---BRITTANY SPEARS-- STANDING WITH HER ?NEW? BOYFRIEND-- DECLARING SHE IS NOW COMPETENT TO HANDLE HER AFFAIRS.....I QUESTION THAT -- BECAUSE THE GUY WITH HER WAS CHEWING GUM...

THE CHEWING OF GUM NEVER ELEVATES ANYONE INTO ANY MORE SAGACIOUS STATUS..------- REMOVING ALREADY CHEWED GUM FRO A DOG'S PAW HAS MADE ME DECLARE TEH CHEWING OF GUM ILLEGAL HERE ON CRAZY ACRES..

I HAD TO  FOREGO  MY USUAL BIRTHDAY STILTWALKING---- THIS IS NOT A FOREVER STATEMENT-- I HAVE HAD TO FOREGO IT BEFORE... - FOR A YEAR OR SO AFTER I WAS ELECTROCUTED ---I COULD NOT JOIN GWEN AND JANINIE FOR THE PICTURE-- THIS YEAR I HAVE THE FEELING THEY BOTH DECIDED. "STAY AWAY FROM HER  SO SHE DOES OT TRY AND STILT WALK AGAIN".   ...-- WELLLLLL.... I HAVE NOT FORGOTTEN... BUT ONE ANKLE IS A LITTLE WIERD. -- SO LETS SAY WE JUST PUT IT OFF.... FOR A BIT....

MY THANKS TO ALL TEH MANY PEOPLE WHO RUINED MY DIET YESTERDAY WITH ALL THE CANDY, CAKE AND OTHER UNMENTIONALBLES. I REALLY APPRECIATE THE  BIRTHDAY CELEBRATIONS...  

this was last year--- stay tuned....



and don' forget teh chicken bricks