i tried.... i watch all these people-- of various shapes mind you....shove thier cell phone in their back pocket with abandoment. not a care in the world... been doing tht for years.. probably during which time the shape of the back pocketed area changes... -- darn the younger generation ... if they can , i can.. and i shoved my cell phone into a pocket on my backside, and that was teh last i saw of it.--- darn thing fell into that generational gap which has always been so evident with my cell phone useage..
just because any 12 year old can tel you, in an instant.. what the weather will be. on the isle of langerhan ---on next saint swithens day..---- is no sign that i can even make a phone call on the fool thing... becides that, there are many lines of demarkation across the front....to witness the fact that at least the the laws of gravity rule supreme....( if not the law of sound). -- maybe it is those cracks that cause my fickle finger to not be able to swipe to. turn it on reliably..-- with all that... an overnight charge lasts for 1/2 of one phone call.
so do not send me any texts at the moment... i know i should buy another phone... question is.. which one? all i can cope with are phone calls---- texts -----aNd photos ---( sending-- recieving thema) so all you expersts.. anyne wih definite ideas on that score...? the community op[inion would be helpful.. and please do consider my difficulties with rear pocket problems. and fickle finger of my aging digits.
way back at the start of teh shatupon society-- i wanted to be sure to include as many people as possibel so i said......" if there ae those of you who can not afford the $10 chicken brick monthy, then afteer breakfast, take your cereal box and cut it into 3"x6" rectangle so it fits in our back pockets -- then send them to us for poo pickers-- which is how that all started..
so .. on that topic.. please let me remind all staff and voluntreers -- the picking of the poo ... is one of our more critical cHores-- to be done by everyone.. except me(and anyone else with deferment due to age)-- i do keep a supply PP in my car and golf cart so if i come to a pile... i "mark it" by tossing one of teh "picking units". ( 4 cardboards and a grocery bag ). SO THAT THE NEXT PERSON GOING BY CAN DO TEH BENDING PART. AROUND HERE THERE WAS-- SHOULD BE REINFORCED--- A RULE THAT EVERYONE CARRY ONE POO PICKER JUST IN CASE.. AROUND HERE--- REGQARDLESS OF WHAT YOU THINK YOUR STATUS IS... YOU MUST NEVER WALK PAST A PILE.....
WHAT STARTED THIS IS-- WAS YESTERDAY I TOSSED A PICKER NEST TO A PILE WHERE TEH TRAINERS USUALLY PARK AS THEY COME AND GO..-- PROBELEM IS THE PILE WAS IN TEH CENTER S OIN PARKING, THEY WERE COVERING THE PILE-- OUT OF SIGHT OUT OF MIND--- BUT WHEN THEY WERE DRIVING IN-- THEY SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT AND REALIZED IF YOU SEE IT... PICK IT. MUST BE ENFORCED... CLEANLINESS IS NEXT TO GODLINESS-- AND BY APPLYING ONE TIRE TO A PILE WILL MEAN THE SCENT IS DISTRUBUTED EVERY 6 FEET ALL AROUND THE YARD AS TTHE TIRE ROTATES.. THIS IS UNACCEPTQABLE.
I WILL PICK IT IF IT IS STILL THERE,, BUT THAT WILL EXPEND 42% OF MY AVAILABLE ENERGY FOR TEH DAY.
JUST TO KEEP STATUS STRAIGHT AROUND HERE..EVERYBODY PICKS.. AND WE ARE SWEET SMELLING......
. I WAS FORCED TO RECITE A POEM FOR SOMEONE YESTERDAY--- WHO WALKED BY A PILE....
SOMEDAY WHEN YOU'RE FEELING IMPORTANT
SOMEDAY WHEN YOU EGO'S IN BLOOM
SOMEDAY WHEN YOU FEEL THAT WITHOUT ANY DOUBT
YOU'RE THE MOST QUALIFIED IN THE ROOM
TAKE A BUCKET AND FILL IT WITH WATER
PUT YOUR HAND IN IT UP TO THE WRIST
TAKE IT OUT AND YOU'LL SEE IN A MOMENT
A MEASURE OF HOW YOU'LL BE MISSED
THE POEM GOES ON FROM THERE... BUT THAT PART GETS THE MESSAGE...
OR I COUL D HAVE GONE ON AABOUT FOR LACK OF A NAIL TH BATTLE WAS LOST??????
DETAILS MATTER.AND WITH 55 DOGS DAILY DUTY, WE WOULD BE WADING IN POO IF WE DON'T STAY AHEAD.
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HE/SHE
too always felt 'tilt' at the use of a plural pronoun for a single, non multiple personality human.
Have been using herm for years as it covers all the bases; his/her/they/their/them. Alternative is/was the singular 'shit': she/he/it. However aside from having a baser context in most usages, it does not include the plural thus not as useful to therm.
Herm 'n therm ought to suffice for all occasions. . Weezl see.
LaH
