FIRSTLY--- THE DONKEY SCRATCHING I. HIS EYE ON THE POST.... I HAVE HAD HUNDREDS OF DONKEYS OVER 40 YEARS-- I DON'T REMEMBER EVEN ONE LACERATION CAUSED BY. THE DONKEY-- THEY ARE CAREFUL... HOWEVER.. A HORSE.... YOU CAN NOT. OWN A HORSE FOR A MONTH BUT THEY HAVE CUT THEMSELVES ON SOMETHING... THIS IS WHY WE HAVE DONKEYS.. NOT HORSES... IF WE CAN MANAGE TO KEEP JANINE AT BAY.
THIS MORNING.. I HEARD A RUMOR.....WE MIGHT BE HAVING" TEH "CLASSES FOR *SSES" WHERE WE MIGHT GET A HARNESS ON POCKETS OR CLYDE.. MIGHT GET OUT THE "JOG CART"-- IT WAS IN PRETTY GOOD SHAPE-- 4 YEARS AGO... IT WS TEH FRONT OF " THE HALF FAST FIRE DEPARTMENT". PULLING A 20 FOOT LADDER TWITH A TILLER WHEEL ARRRAINGEMENT. ON THE BACK END... IT WAS A WINNER IN PARADES.
THERE AREN'T MANY PARADES ANYMORE-- ALL THEY HAVE NOW IS FIRE ENGINES... TEH CREATIVITY OF THE SCOUTS AND 4H CLUBS IS GONE---- DARN SHAME... THERE WERE SOME GREAT PARADES... WHICH INCLUDED A BUNCH OF REALLY NUTTY GUYS--- MOSTLY RETIRED... WH O HAD TURNED THEIR LAWN MOWERS INTO A TRAIN... WITH 55 GALLON DRUMS...-- I MET THEM IN ANOTHER PARADE WHERE THEY HAD BECOME "BUMPER CARS". I THINK THEY WERE TO BENIFIT ST.JUDES????
GONE IS THE CREATIVITY-- BUT I HAVE BLOWN THAT HORN BEFORE... TV.....I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO THE ONE LINERS IN TEH UPCOMING SPECIAL ON THE CREATIVE COMEDY TV SHOWS... BECAUSE THER ARE NO LONGER CURRENT AMUSING SHOWS????-
THE ONE LINERS DELIVERED BY. ARCHIE-- OR MAUDE HAVE NOT YET BEEN REPLACED.....
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I AM WORKING ON THE SCRATCHING POST IDEA....THERE ARE NEW ONES... HOWEVER..........-- I SENT OUT REQUESTS TO A FEW CONTRACTORS I KNOW... LIKE MASTERSONS... AND SOMEONE GAVE ME THE PLACE TO LOOK FOR OUTDATED UNUSED GOVERNMTNH PROPERTY .. NOW THAT WAS A DANGEROUS THING TO DO. !! AN AWFUOL LOT OF FILE CABINETS... BUT OCASIONALLY SOMETHING REALLY STRANGE. COSTING $150,000 AND UP FOR GRABS FOR $5.00 TO NON PROFITS...
NOW THERE IS A DEAL BETTER THAN ANYTHING AMAZON CAN DESIGN.
IT IS THE NEWER VERSION OF THE $142.00 TOILET SEATS STORED AWAY IN A GOVERNMENT WAREHOUSE... THERE ARE THINGS....... LIKE.... I ONCE FOUND WHERE THEY STORED THINGS CONFISCAITED BY THE AIRPORT SECURITY... IT WAS $40. A CARTON FOR ALL TEH SWISS KNIVES AND TOOLS TAKEN AT THE XRAY IN AIRPORTS..---
A VERY LONG AGO .... THERE WAS ANOTHER $40 DEAL--- 1000 PERFECTLY GOOD BALL POINT PENS-- WITH THE WRONG PRINT ON THEM... . I WOUOLD FILL A SHOE BOX WITH HUNDREDS OF THOSE PENS IF I HAD TO GO TO ANYWHERE THERE WAS A WAITING ROOM-- I WOULD GIVE THEM TO THE RECEPTIONEST WHO WAS THEN THRILLED BECAUSE EVERYONE CAME TO HER FOR A PEN BECAUSE THEY HAD LOST THEIRS. THIS WOULD ENABLE ME TO "JUMP THE QUEUE"
WHICH ALSO REMINDS ME-- EVEN LONGER AGO... THEY WAY TO JUMP TEH QUEUE IN THE PEDIATRICIAN'S OFFICE-- IS TO GIVE YOUR KID A COFFEE CAN AND PRETEND TO THROW UP.. ANY. NURSE WILL GET YOU OUT OF THE WAITING ROOM QUICKLY...
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MOVING ON .. THE TIPI POLES HAVE 3 COATS SO ALL I NEE NOW IS A SMALL ROLL OF SISAL ROPE ( HOME DEPOT). TO AT LEAST GET TEH TRIPOD UP TODAY
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THAT ALONG WITH TEACHING LYNN TO BACK UP A TRAILER IN THE SAND RING. AND TH E.---- CLASSES FOR *SSES-------IS TEH AMUSEMENT FOR THE DAY... ON THE PUPPY HILL CAMERA.
