and a good cereal it is.... someone sent me french toast cinamin and syrup cereal-- general mills... amazon carries it...it is a recommended munchie ... by me.
today i hear-- from the tv... that i might be a multi millionaire..... i have a beat up cracked pitcher--- used to bE the milk pitcher on teh dining room table every night when i was a kid...- but it has so many cracks in it THAT NOW HAVE THAT BROWISH TINGE OF OLD GERMS. THAT ITI S NOW A FLOWER VASE. WELL SOMEON E JUST SPENT 14 MILLION ON JUST. SUCH A PITCHER/VASE IN ITALLY-- I CANNOT... FOR THE LIFE OF ME. UNDERSTAND THE VALUE OF OWNING A PITCHER THAT IS OF NOT EARTHLY USE EXCEPT AS SOME KIND OF BRAGGING RIGHTS... THE FUNCTIONALITY WENT OUT OF IT THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO... THAT IS UNLESS IT IS A CAREFUL FINANCIAL CALCULATION THAT THERE EXISTS IN THE WORLD A PERSON WITH MORE MONEY AND LESS SENSE THAN THE CURRENT OWNER. IF I OWNED A COPY OF THE MONA LISA ----OR WHISTLERS MOTHER-------, I WOULD CAREFULLY STORE IT IN MY CLOSET AND QUICKLY LOOK FOR SOMEONE WHO FITS THAT QUALIFICATION/.
TODAY IS SHATUPON SUNDAY--- WHICH MADE YESTERDAY PICKY SATURDAY-- BECAUSE WE FORGOT TO TAKE ALL THE NUMBERS OFF THE BOARD FROM LAST MONTHS SHATUPON SESSION. ----- before anyone asks why we don't just leave the numbers on from month to month somehow I just don't think that's right there is a randomness of placing the numbers every month and for the amount of support we get out of the whole process if we can't take 2 hours to take the numbers off just to support our payroll then it would make us out to be a very sleazy outfit looking for shortcuts we don't look for shortcuts we look for a lot of other things but shortcuts is not one of them we do everything hopefully full measure
IT IS VERY HARD TO DESCRIBE TO NORMAL BUSINESS PEOPLE HOW WE ARE FINANCED...-- WHICH CERTAINLY DOES INCLUDE A VERY FEW SIGNIFICANT DONORS. ... NOT TO BE IGNORED... BUT OUR BREAD AND BUTTER ( AKA PAYROLL) IS VERY DEPENDANT ON THE THOUSAND S OF $10 PER MONTH SHATUPON SUPPORTERS-- WHO'S RALLYING CRY IS "OH CRAP" AS TEH HENS PICK THE WINNERS AT 3:03 PM ON TH EFIRST SUNDAY OF THE MONTH.. Which should happen today. The schedule is usually for volunteers to appear in the arena where we have the table set up covered buy a yellow tarp on which I painstakingly drew squares with a magic marker and a 10 foot long board. The volunteers then peel off and place all the current numbers all over the top 4 TO a square. For all of you people who must have the complete visual------ this means that wherever the chicken poos I must determine which quadrant in the square contains the most poo bye wEIGHT. Because of that there exists in the background somewhere a plastic tub which contains a very delicate balance scale along with a quantity of tiny paper cups ----some toilet paper----- and 2 plaster spreading knives or whatever they're called. PUTTY KNIVES
if the plop looks questionable what I then do is get out the balance scale put a paper cup on either side and then add one sheet at a time of toilet paper until it balances. I have to do that twice more to provide myself with four equally heavy paper cups with toilet paper in them so that I can then divide the poOp. by placing the plaster spreading knife corner to corner in the square. And carefully wiping off the putty knife with the corresponding toilet paper.. it is all very scientific
WHO WOULD EXPECT TO HAVE THE $30,000 COST OF DONATING A SERVICE DOG TO BE PAID FOR BY A BUNCH OF PEOPLE ABSOLUTELY BREATHLESS OVER THE PRODUCTION OF A TURD IN THE RIGHT PLACE??? BUT THAT IS THE REALITY OF CRAZY ACRES. Thankfully. becaus I find the other sources of financing--- although they may be CRITICAL--- ARE less amusing TO THE GENERAL PUBLIC.
This general public portion of our audience it's certainly deserving of entertainment which is very easy to understand and does not require the study of Latin or ancient Greek. we have a very real UpToDate current audience. Who for the most part can spot a fake at three yards distance. so if any of you are considering getting in the business of art an artifacts, ----consider this.
