may i sue the government for cruel and unusual punishment???-- so yesterday---- i did hear from the
bank... on teh $87,000 LOAN...we applied for to cover payroll and utilities for 2 months. which if we have the same number of employees at the end of june, teh loan becomes a grant and we do not have to pay it back,,,,,, as i understand it. couple kinks...... firstly the bank person said teh form was minus my ssa#-- i sent it to him... and got back.... "we are not aLLOWED TO ALTER FORMS.. YOU WILL HAVE TO SEND ANOTHER. form .. TO MY ATTENTION ...
AS SOON AS POSSIBLE."
I WILL EXPLAIN--- DULL AND BORING... BUT THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED....$87,000 IS ALOT OF MONEY-- LIKE A CARROT IN FRONT OF THE DONKEY I WAS DROOLING AND PANIC'ED... not for myself, but 2 months of pYROLL IS MAYBE 2 MONTHS MORE LIFE FOR SDP....
WE HAD HIRED TIM ( CPA) TO DO OUR ACCOUNTING-- SIMPLE -- CALL HIM ABD GET HIM TO RESUBMIT??? NO.... HIS OFFICE WAS CLOSED DUE TO COV19.. I CALLED HIS CELL- WHICH IS ON HIS LETTERHEAD.. AND DUE TO PHONE COMPANY BLAH BLAH BLAH NO CELL PHONE... SO I CALLED LINDA AND ASKED HER TO TRY AND CALL HIM- AND I WENT BACK TO EMAIL IN PANIC MODE.
WHEN HE SENT THE THING IN, I TRIED TO GET printed copy ( just because i am old and do not trust computers) and teh link he had give lkinda and i was non functional... so in best board of directors mode... i said to myself...." i have delagated it... i am not supposed to worry about it" so i never got a printed copy.
NOW ...I NEEDED THAT... SO I CALLED TEH BANK GUY WHO OFFERED TO SEND US AN ENCRYPTED FORM... i had no idea what teh #$%^ that would mean but since i had nothing , i said great.
i had planned a nice quiet rainy morning learning to use my instapot-- and had it set up next to my computer happily boiling water for practice.
linda offered to come in and help--- encrypted??? you must download teh current adobe whatever which was a whole new layer of problems
passwords and paperwork .
finally we uncrypt the thing and he has sent us a copy of all my emails-- and did not attach teh form which we needed to correct.-- but we did not know if this encrypting bit meant it was hidden somewhere in the crypt. we spun wheels for hours -- finally tim got the emails i had been sending... abnd sent us the form to be resubmitted which we quickly did--- and as teh "sent" appeared, teh number of employpees flashed in front of my eyes. 38????? we never had 38 employees and if that is the number of employees we are to hav on june 30th or go to jail for imbesselment, i was ready to pack my bags.
more emails to tim saying ??38?? who by now was slightly less than teh dry professional accountant...... I DID NOT REALIZE HE THOUGHT MY COMBINATIONSO F CApitql letters had some significance like yelling--- and you know that is not true.. so lack of that communication, he was a bit "off"
" whaDDAYA MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE WORK THERR? " ... well,,,,, NOT 38 -- TURNS OUT... THEY WANTED TEH NUMBER OF PEOPLE ON PAYROLL IN THE YEAR 2019 -- AND -- PER OUR PAYROLL COMPQANY IT WAS 38-- WHICH CERTAINLY LOOKED VERY STRANGE, BUT AT LEAST I HAD SOMEONE TO BLAME IT ON---
THIS IS THE KEY TO SUCCESS IN DELEGATING.
SO THE PAPERWORK IS NOW ... ONCE AGAIN SUBMITTED-- I DID HEAR OF SOMEONE WHO DID GET THIS PPP
and i did hear it would appear in our bank account.
so far... we have
nothing....
except hope and fear.
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i totally do not understand teh program of an extra $600 fior those who quit because of cov...
which is so popular teh lines at the unemployment off ices are miles long.
but that is a whole nother problsm.... fortunately someone else'
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bentley finally has a workable plan.... i keep cookies on my bureau and in the morning when donna is due here tio feed,
his tummy is empty so just before he vomits yellow bile, he comes to me and askes for a handfull of cookie
organization is a wonderful thing.
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to that end ( orgqanizational ) judy is knocking herself out evicting the winter
rodent population from our various heated buildings... it happens every winter
which does not make it any different, but it sounds betterr
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and books have arrived-- which i will sign today..
so linda can mail tomorrow...
i can sign my name just so many times before i forget how to.
