Monday, April 27, 2020

april 27 2020
 D^O^W^N  !!!  "OK... I DID THAT.... YOU THEN WALK AWAY FROM ME  VERY PLEASED WITH YOURSELF...  "I MADE THE DOG DO SOMETHING."  MEANWHILE  I AM THINKING.....  YOU DID NOT EVEN SAY THANK YOU,--- WHAt do i need... a sign  that says i work for patting or  FEW KIND WORDS???"  and will you stop reading about all those expert ways to train a dog..  will you PLEASE   juST Stop AND THINK.  YOU CALLME... AND I RUN UP THINKING  WE CAN HAVE A FEW SECONDS  OF "PERSONAL TIME'   FOR A QUICK EAR SCRATCH,  ADN YOU SHOVE A COOKIE IN MY FACE.. MIND YOU I WILL  EAT THE COOKIE-- BUT I KEEP HOPING TO FIGURE IT OUT.  YOU JUST MADE ME LIE DOWN= DID NOT SAY THANK YOU  OR GOOD DOGGIER OR ANYTHING....  AND JUST WALKED AWAY NEVER TELLING ME WHEN IT WAS OK TO GET UP AND LEAVE.... YOU FORGET... THEN GET MAD AT ME BECAUSE I DO NOT UNDERSTAND..... 
tehre are sooooo many people writing books and telling you stuff on teh internet--  THE "SHOVE A COOKIE CROWD"...... let me tell you.... these people WRITE BOOKS...   THEY TELL YOU  MANY QUICK SOLUTIONS TO CREATE a dog that does tricks.... BUT MISS ThE  BIG PICTURE. ....
 HUMANS JUST DO  NOT THINK==THEY HAVE HUMAN RESOURCE OFFICES TO TRY AND GET THEM TO BE "HUMAN"   WE DOGS NEED A DOGGIE RESOURCE OFFICE....  DOGS EARN  A "SERVICE DOG DEGREE"  AS TEH ULTIMATE IN WELL BEHAVED DOGS...   WELL PEOPLE NEED TO BE TAUGHT TO BE A "POLITE PERSON " IN THIER DOGS EYES.   D^O^W^N ----  T^H^A^N^K^Y^O^U^ G^O^O^D^O^G^G^I^E^--- DOES NOT TAKE TOO MUCH OUT OF YOUR BUSY DAY... 

 RUNNING TO YOU TO  GET A TREAT   IS ENTIRELY DIFFERENT THAN RUNNING TO YOU  BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE WITH YOU..... EVENTUALLY I WILL DISCOVER  IT IS MORE FUN TO BE WITH YOU THAN  BEING WITH A SQUIRREL... where a cookie will never outbid a squirrel.
not every  dog is a mindless fool.  the capabilities of dogs  hAS ONLY STARTED TO BE APPRECIATEED. bombs cancer sugar. earthquakes, drugs bodies, replacing eyes, ears or canes- for openers.
  HUMANS NEED  A BIT OF TRAINING  TO COMMUNICATE   WITH DOGS ........OR EACH OTHER.
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devin put in a long day yesterday... i hope she is alive and well today...   she is good to watch while she trains the dogs in teh arena--  we had a small problem yesterday ... the dogs ar e on tha 7am timetable and  she was not due here til 8... so i asked denis to go do a  "quickpik"  adn hand out cookies to eliminate the empty tummy of a dane....    we had a few volungeers here both sat and dunday...   sort of one per 1/2 acre  as tehy picked up each of the dog runs  all carefully fenced in from each otehr.  judy exhaused herself also trying to clean up the corners and crevices  ( and refrigerators...)   donna showed also... she is another neatnik.  
having trainers in thE ARENA  ON A VERY REGUOAR BASIS IS WONDERFUL FOR THOSE WHO WANT TO SEE SOME EXPERT TRAINING... BOTH DEV AND MEG ARE A STUDY IN CONVERSATION WITH DOGS... AND WHAT BETTRE TIMNE TO  WATCH THEM AS THEY EXPLAIN TEH PIECES OF LIFE WHICH WILL EVENTUALLY BE PART OF THEIR LIVES WITH A BALANCE PERSON.  THEY BOTH ARE NSUPER TRAINERS..   DOGS ;OOSE FOLLOW THEM LOOKING FOR SOMETHING FUN TO DO... PUT ON  COLLAR AND HARNESS  HAPPILY.. EMMEDIATELY GO INTO WORK MODE  SLOW.. FASTER  UP STAIRS..AND DOWN..   ON WALKWAY SEE THRU   LIE DOWN  AN DWAAIT SOMEWHERE.. CRAWL UNDER...ME OR QA TABLE...BACK UP TEHRE ARE SO MANY SUBTILE THINGS TO LEARN FROM WATCHING THEM... AND I DON'T THINKYOU WILL FIND ANY BETTER DEMOS ANYWHERE...    BUT YOU HAVE TO LOOK FOR THESUBTLE THINGS.
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CHICKENS...  I AM HAPPY TO SAY  WE ARE GETTING SUGGESTIOBNS...   THEMURPHYHATCHERSY... I NEVER HAD A "WHEN AVAILABLE"  ILLUSTRATED BEFORE...  I KNEW GUINNEA HENS   HAD A  VERY SPECIFIC  MONTH OR TWO WHEN THEY WERE HATCHED...   BUT THE REST GIVE YOU A HATCH DATE FOR MONTHS AHEAD...   AND BEWARE I HAVE ZERO INTERSTIN 25 ROOSTERS... SO WATCH OUT FOR  THE  M  F TO GET A FEW POLISH HEAD TUFTED WE MIGHT HAVE TO HAVE 5 UNSEXED... WHICH WOULD PROBABLY GIVE YUS A ROOSTER OF=R TWO...  BUT DON'T ORDER THOSE ON PURPOSE... THE NEIGH ORS WOLD REALLY HAVE A  FIT  I USED TO HAVE PEACOCKS FLYING AROUND HERE... BERFORE EH DEVELOPENET...  YOU WANT NOISE--- IT IS THOSE.. SCREAMING "HELP" FROM THE TOPS OF THESE HUGE TREES... I HAD TO WARN THEPOLICE WHEN I HAD THOSE...  IT SOUNDED LIKE A PERSON   SCREAMING.;  WHEN THE NEIGHBORS MOVED INI WENT AND TURNED 3 OF THEM LOOSE AT TEH GOLF COURSE WHO'S LOGO WAS A PEACOCK...  THEY WERE around for years...
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moving on...