BOOK SIGNING IS A PERFECT WAY TO SPEND TIME WATCHING A DOG WHO JUST GOT NEUTERED.... WELLLLLL..... BEING THE XXXXXX STATISTITION ---TODAY.... I NEED TO TAKE A 60 CC SYRINGE FULL OF WATER AND SEE HOW LONG IT WILL EMPTY... NOT UNDER EXTREME PRESSURE NOR DRIP... LIKE A GOOD STREAM.... BECAUSE I WENT TO MAKE MY SECOND CUPPA AND JIMINEY WENT TO THE DOOR, BUT I WASN'T QUICK ENOUGH AND HE STARTED TO EMPTY HIS BLADDER. I DONNO WHY I GLANCED AT THECLOCK, BUT I WENT AND GOT A BIG TOWEL SO IT DID NOT RUN UNDER THE SOFA ( THIS HOUSE DOES TILT --- MORE WAYS THAN ONE)- I THEN WENT AND GOT ANOTHER BIG TOWEL AS TEH STREAM WAS STILL RUNNING.. SO I SAT DOWN ON THE SOFA AND WATCHED THE CLOCK...AND STUDIED TEH STREAM...... HEALTHY STREAM....48 SECONDS LATER..... HE SHUT IT OFF.
NOW YOU PEOPLE LIKE TO GET INVOLVED IN EXACT DOG MANAGEMENT... SO I CAN ONLY HELP YOU WITH THE DESCRIPTION WHAT I HAVE SEEN- ON OCASION.
I DO NOT PRETEND TO BE AN EXPERT IN MALE DOGS PERFORMANCE WITH FLUIDS... but i have often watched in amazement....
the initial angle of the male stream influenced teh fact that tho jinnineys did not hit the frnt paws directly.,.. it cerrtainly splashed marks on th efloor a good 18 inches in fronbt of his paws...... because of that 48 seconds i am curious what is the maximum volume of the collecting device ( yet to be determined) i have noticed that bentley also has a significant collecting device thqqt has often amazed me-- and several other spectators.
however bently is very careful not to empty the device in case he should pass a potted plant somewhere that does not contain any of his scent... just a lttle dab will do you.... which he hopes will be teh ultimate in femininne dog attractant... expecially if he can lift his hind leg high enough so any other dog sniffing by will be impressed with his size and athletic ability. he s also careful to save a drip in case chaos or siz should oee somewhere in the yard... he must provide teh drip or two just to let any roving males that "he's got this one"
i know service dogs dogs fly from LA to sidney ?14 hours and hold ti
there is one other quantitative analysis done by both meg and i ---meg in costco... at the freezer reaching for half and half....me at sams... in a wheelchair reachign for size /aaa batteries... ( how coudl i forget???)
we each had a sizable pup we were training... and i... especially ...training wheel chair pulling... was at a perfect level to see teh start of teh stream..
we both had the same instinct "GRAB IT AND SHUT IT OFF".. both of us discovered this action is useless as there is enough pressure to squirt itt out from between your fingers...
in meg's case people arojnd her were very helpful... and that was true of a few around me.. but i had a few who became hysterical with laughter.
now with this cov bit everyone is looking for engtertainment-- ..........
moving on.... there is a new thing #2 which is very like the purple dog house onlegs whci recievers the mail and boxes....
thing 2 is in the parking pit still needing some adjustment... but currently the alloemer, advantix and ivermectin are all bagged with the dogs name== because teh wormer is calcuolatd to the closest 10 pounds the pills can be split... but come in 88 44 22 pound size --- they also come from australia petsmegastore to be exact... canine allwormer.
here are megans directons...
Hey everyone. The dogs are all due for their monthly medication. We bagged everything up at the farm and they all have their own baggies labeled with their names on them . Denis made a hut that is sitting in the parking pit that is where you will find the medications. The bags have their flea and tick, heart worm and all wormer .
The flea and tick I start at the back of their neck and go all the way to the tail . The heart worm medication is in a syringe . You can make a peanut butter sandwich and cut it into SMALL squares and drop the liquid on top of the bread and let it absorb. Then feed it to them like a treat . Some take it easily. Some will spit it out a few times then eat it and some you just have to force them to eat it! Hopefully everyone takes it smoothly for you . The all wormer ( pills ) you can spoon feed them to them or put them in a butter ball or cream cheese and feed it like a treat .
Thanks again for watching the dogs for us . Let me know if you have any questions regarding these medications
These are the dates they need the medication by :
Heart worm(liquid in syringe ) - Due 4/17
Should have added . It’s okay if you can’t get to the farm today for the flea and tick . I just want it spaced out from the heart worm . So when ever you get the baggie just give at least four to five days before you do the heart worm
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thanks to all
