best ad i can think of.. is the one with 15 seconds of silence ----i thank them for that ---- now that you can not even pump gas without having to listen to ads... i wonder if someone has studied.. if when you place a call to your bank, . "your wait time will be aproximately 4 minutes" will produce .021%increase in sales for the paper towels that runs teh ad you are forced to listen to. maybe the bank now rents commercial time like the tv's do... FOR $10,000 A MONTH, WE WILL RUN YOUR 30 SECOND AD DURING AS THE FIRST AD AFTER THE " YOU ARE IMPORTANT TO US." SPEACH. AT LEAST TOILET PAPER IS AD FREE... SO FAR.
MY SECOND FAVORITE AD IS THE TURKEY WHO QUITS SMOKING.-- THAT TURKEY- HOWEVER THEY DO IT, IS WELL DONE--- TO THE BLINKING OF EYES.
I REMEMBER..........I HAD TO DO A FILMING OF A TURKEY AD ONCE. IT WAS A JAPANESE CREW -- TO ADd TO THE NORMQAL PROBLEMS, THERE WAS ONLY ONE TRANSLATER. SOMEHOW... THERE WAS A WILD TURKEY IN NEWTON WHO FOLLOWED THE POSTMAN THRU AN ASSISTED LIVING PLACE. THEY WANTED TO FILM IT.... I KNEW THERE WAS LITTLE CHANCE OF HAVING THAT WILD TURK SHOW UP ON SCHEDULE-- AND I JUST HAPPENED TO KNOW SOMEONE WITH A COUPLE PET.. BROWN TURKEYS WHO WOULD WORK FOR CRACKED CORN (FYI CORN ALSO COMES FLAKED INTO 1/2 INCH PANCAKE THINGS.)-- SO WITH A SMALL POUCH OF THE CRACKED CORN MY TURKEY ACTOR HAPPILY FOLLOWED THE POSTMAN.AS THE DIRECTOR SHOUTED INSTRUCTIONS IN JAPANESE AND THE SMALL CROWD OF "ELDERS" ASKED LOUDLY "WHAT'D HE SAY?"
THERE ARE 2 OTHER FYI'S FROM THAT JOB-- I WAS TOLD LONG AGO INTO THIS ANIMAL EPISODE BUSINESS THAT TURKEYS CAN BE DANGEROUS BECAUSE THEY WILL PECK AT ANY SHINEY OBJECT AT THEIR EYE LEVEL... CAR HUBCAPS ARE A FAVORITE--- UNFORTUNATELY SMALL CHILDREN'S SHINEY EYES HAVE THE SAME FASCINATION.
THE OTHER MEMORY FROM THAT JOB... WAS THERE WAS A DOG BARKING IN THE ASSISTED LIVING PLACE THE WHOLE TIME-- A WANDA TYPE... AT SOMETIME WHILE WE WERE STANDING AROUND , I SAID " I WONDER WHO OWNS THAT DOG?"
A WOMAN SAID " I DO, ... I CAN NOT UNDERSTAND WHY HE BARKS ALL THE TIME- I LOCK HIM IN THE BATHROOM AND THAT DOESN'T HELP"--- I SUGGESTED SHE GO GET HIM ON A LEASH AND BRING HIM OUT.. AND I BET HER HE WOULD STOP BARKING... AND SHE DID AND HE DID. I TOLD HER THE DOG WAS JUST TRYING TO TELL HER SHE FORGOT TO TAKE HIM WITH HER.-- AND SHE " I NEVER THOUGHT OF IT HIS WAY"
NOW EVERY TIME I SEE SOMEONE STICK THEIR FINGER IN THE AIR AND YELL "SIT" AND AT ONE OF MY DOGS, I KNOW THE DOG IS SAYING " REALLY? WHY SIT? " AND THE PERSON IS THINKING "I CAN DOMINATE THIS DOG"
A CLEAR EXAMPLE OF XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX ALOT OF THINGS.
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I HAVE HAD LOTS OF COMMENTS ON ESTABLISHING OUR UNIVERSITY... OR AT LEAST COLLEGE...
College of Crazy Acres Dog Bless Univ.
THAT DOG BLESS YOU HAS POSIBILITIES.... HOW CAN WE TWEEK THAT?
I’m sure if you ask for suggestions there will be many more. You could also list the courses taught there - name recognition, the leash laws, the science of the wait, etc.
This was fun. Thanks.
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What a fun Start to the Morning! I read the Daily Doggie. If we all keep and open mind and generous heart we can all learn and grow from each other. I truly admire what you are doing and the strides above others that you have made. I agree you do have the "BEST" Great Dane Service Dogs!
I guess that the degree I have already attained, and I might add with pride, is Daniel Broin, PPS ( Professional Pooper Scooper!)
Smiles Off to the gym now!
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you see... i would prefer perfect ps/// becasue a lot of times the professional does not indicate proficiency....
oh... how i made this mistake i do not know a dog's name with a cd is a companion dog teh champion has the ch before the name.. whoops....
