YOU KNOW YOU ARE GETTING OLD WHEN----A DOG OFFERS TO LICK YOUR SHIRT...DOGS HAVE A DISTINCT INTEREST IN THE AGE GROUP 1-5 AND OVER 80 BECAUSE OF THE FOOD THAT IS INCLINED TO BE FOUND DRIZZLED DOWN TEH FRONT OF THEIR SHIRTS. WHEN I GET AROUND TO IT, I WANT TO INVENT SHAKE PROOF EATING UTENSILS- ESPECIALLY FOR SALADS! MY FATHER FOUND TEH KIDS SIPPIE CUPS HELD SCOTCH ON THE ROCKS AS WELL AS GERBER GOO. BUT SIPPIE UTENSILS FOR ACTUAL FOOD IS A PROBLEM.
MAN CAN NOT LIVE ON SCOTCH ALONE.
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GOING TO BE SHORT HANDED TODAY-- SHANA IS SNEEZING-- WHICH MEANS PAM AND DEV WILL BE RUNNING THE WHOLE JOINT- AND IT IS SHATTING SUNDAY
THANKFULLY SOLD OUT...
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LET ME TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO REMIND AND THANK EVERYONE THAT THE ONE $10 CHICKEN BRICK PER MONTH IS WHAT MAKES ALL THIS POSSIBLE...AND IF YOU CAN NOT AFFORD THAT , YOU ARE STILL A CRITICAL PART OF THIS CRAZY ACRES BY CUTTING TEH POO PICKING CARDBOARDS THAT MAKE IT POSSIBLE FOR US TO STAY SO CLEAN AND LOVELY. THE MONEY IS CERTAINLY CRITICAL... BUT SO , ALSO, ARE THE NUMBERS .. HOW MANY PEOPLE WATCH TEH CAMERAS AND READ THE DAILY DOGGIE-- SO IF YOU CAN'T AFFORD THE $10 ... OR TEH POSTAGE FOR THE PICKERS, YOUR JOB IS THEN TO TALK TO PEOPLE ABOUT THE EXPLORE CAMERAS.....INCREASE TEH NUMBER OF PEOPLE WHO WATCH THE CAMERAS... NOT ONLY 0OURS.. BUT ANY OF THE HUNDREDS AROUND THE WORLD..
TALK IS CHEAP- AND IF YOU DON'T KNOW THAT BY THE END OF LAST WEEK, YOU MUST BE LIVING IN SIBERIA..
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WE HAVE--- OR POSSIBLY MIGHT HAVE ---A LITTER ON THE WAY-- SIR RICHARD HAS MANAGED 2 TIES... NOW THAT HE HAS CAUGHT ON, HE IS GETTING QUICKER AT IT.
THAAT MAKES IT 63 DAYS---THE FIRST WEEK IN APRIL.. SIR RICHARD IS FROM THAT CLAUDIA BOHEMIA KENNEL IN CZECH WHERE THE DOGS IN THE PICTURES ALL LOOK LIKE CHAOS-- WELL MAYBE A SLENDER-ER VARIETY. AND HIS MOTHER IS A SUPER SHOW DOG FOR ALL OF EUROPE... LET US [PRAY.
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HEIDI- WHO HAS RIZ- HAD AN INTERESTING PERSPECTIVE HOW IN CHILI WHERE SHE WAS.... THE WORDING WAS HANDICAPED WILL BE INCLUDED AS OPPOSED TO HERE WHERE HANDICAPPED WILL BE ACCOMODATED..
THERE IS A SUBTLE DIFFERENCE.
NOW LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE SHELL GAS STATION.- FOR A YEAR NOW ,,,, I HAVE KNOWN THERE WAS A PROBLEM, BUT I WAS IN A HURRY SO I JUS PAID TEH HANDICAPPED DIFFEERERNCE AND WENT ON MY WAY... TIL THE OTHER DAY- I WAS 1/2 HOUR EARLY FOR MY TIME OF "DOWN TEH DRIVEWAY" FOR SOME TALK I WAS TO GIVE SOMEWHERE... THE SHELL SIGN OUT FRONT $2.89 AND I PULLED UP TO T HE HANDICAPPED PUMP $3.69- SO I TOLD THE GUY I THOUGHT IT WAS ILLEGAL TO CHARGE A HANDICAPPED PERSON MORE- THAN THE USUAL= HE WAS NOT A HAPPY SOUL IN TEH FIRST PLACE AND DID NOT WANT TO DEAL WITH ME AND SAID IF I WANTED GAS I WAS GOING TOPAY $3.69 PER GALLON. SO I TOOK PICTURES AND CALLED THE POLICE SO TEHRE WOULD BEA RECORD... I KNEW THE POLICE COULD DO NOTHING ABOUT IT. $.80 CENTS EXTRA A GALLON IS ALOT FOR A CAR WITH A DRINKING PROBLEM. SO I CALLED SHELL-- WHEN I HAD TIME.. AND THEY SWORE THEY WOULD CALL ME BACK. IT IS GOOD I AM NOT STILL ON HOLD... THERE IS SOME ADA RULING WHICH DOES TALK ABOUT HANDICAPPED AND STATIONS WITH ONLY
ONE EMPLOYEE...- I DON'T THINK IT APPLYS HERE BECAUSE TEH GUY WAS ALREADY STANDING NEXT TO THE EXPENSIVE PUMP--- ALL I HAD TO DO WAS TO PULL TO THE NEXT PUMP WHICH WAS $2.89- HE SAID HE COULD NOT DO THAT.
THAT EPISODE IS STILL ON MY DESK.-- THAT HANDICAPPED STICKER BELONGS ON THE PUMP NEXT TO THE $2.89 CHARGE.
NOW THAT YOU HAVE ALL CHECKED OUT THE RR CROSSING PHONE NUMBER. CAN YOU LOOK INTO THIS BIT OF HAVING TEH HANDICAPP STICKER NEXT TO THE EXPENXSIVE PER GALLON... THAT GUY WOULD NOT PUMP GAS FOR ME EXCEPT AT THE EXPENSIVE PUMP.
ALL YOU RETIRED LAWYERS... HAVE AT IT... ! SLIPPING IT TO THE HANDICAPPED BY TEH PLACEMENT OF THAT SIGN OUGHT TO BE SOMETHING ILLEGAL... NO???
