SOMEONE FROM ARIZONA WANTS TO COME SEE "HOW WE RUN THIS BUSINESS."
.. SO I ANSWERED.....
LETS TRY "HOW THE BUSINESS RUNS ME !!"
YOU ARE CERTAINLY WELCOME TO COME AND STAY HERE 3 DAYS AT A TIME..
( VISITORS AND FISH GO BAD AFTER 3 DAYS)
BY ALL MEANS COME AHEAD-- IT IS REALLY A SEAT OF TEH PANTS OPERATION
BUT LIKE THE NEEDLEPOINT SAYS.....
HAPPY TO SHARE WITH YOU.
SUCH AS WE'VE GOT
THE LEAKS IN THE ROOF
THE SOUP IN THE POT.
NOW THAT IS A GOOD START FOR MY DAILY DOGGIE
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THAT HANGS IN THE GUEST HOUSE - DONE BY ... AUNT MILDRED....
EVERYBODY PROBABLY HAS AN AUNT MILDRED !! IF YOU DON'T, I AM SORRY.
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I AM SURE ALL OF YOU KNOW-- BY NOW-- HOW I CAN REALLY SCREW UP PAPERWORK-- ESPECIALLY PAPERWORK DESIGNED BY OTHERS. AND MORE ESPECIALLY IF IT MAKES SENSE TO OTHER--IT USUALLY LOOKS LIKE DATA FOR DATA'S SAKE TO ME.
WHAT IS WELL HIDDEN-- IS THAT GIVEN A BUNCH OF IMPOSSIBLE GIBBERISH, I HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO CREATE COMPUTER SYSTEMS TO GET OUT OF IT WHATEVER I PERSONALLY NEED.... WHICH MIGHT NOT AGREE WITH WHATEVER THE REST OF THE WORLD THINKS THEY WANT.....
CLASSIC CASE YOU HAVE HEARD BEFORE ABOUT ME IN MY BLUE JEANS WITH ONE FOLDED PIECE OF PAPER VERSUS A BLUE SUITED /POLISHED SHOES CPA WITH 1/2 INCH OF IBM PRINTOUT- I MADE MY PAPER HAVE WHAT I NEEDED TO KNOW IN A FORM NO ONE ELSE IN THE WORLD COULD UNDERSTAND-- BUT SINCE THEY WERE NOT READING IT...IT WAS NO PROBLEM AND IT WAS RIGHT..
TEH 1/2 INCH COMPUTER P/O HAD A FATAL FLAW..
CAUSING TEH PRESIDENT OF TH COMPANY TO GIVE ME A ---- NOT QUITE COMPLIMENT---- "I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD A COLLEGE DEGREE... "
IT ALSO CAUSED THE PRES OF THAT COMPANY TO GIVE ME A LOT OF MONEY TO BUILD TEH KENNEL AND ARENA YOU NOW SEE....
FAST FORWARD TO ADI AND THE RECORDS I KEEP- BASICALLY FOR MY OWN USE IN TRYING TO MANAGE SDP IN TEH BEST AND MOST EFFECIENT WAY--- WHICH OFTEN MAKES NO SENSE TO "REGULAR " PEOPLE
FOR EXAMPLE FOR THE MAGAZINE A REPORT THAT SAYS 4 4 4 4 4 IS ENTIRELY DIFFERENT THAN ONE THAT SAYS 4 4 3 4 4 .
THAT 3 TELLS ME A CHARGE SLIP IS MISSING-- ONE PER WEEK... 4 WEEKS A MONTH MEANS 3 IS WRONG SOMETHING THAT SAVES ME HOURS OF DETAILED WORK..
I AM SUPER AT LAZY ( COMFORTABLE AND WARM) WAYS OF DOING SOME THINGS... WITH SDP... THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEEN S S S S AND MB MB MB MB WOULD EXPLAIN TO ME.....THE RISE IN GAS EXPENSE ---IF TRAINERS GO TO SHAWS WHEN MARKET BASKET IS 5 MILES CLOSER.-- THEY ARE BOTH SUPERMARKETS.
I HEAR ADI FACILITIES ARE PAYING THOUSANDS OF $$$ FOR SYSTEMS THAT DON'T DO WHAT MINE DO .. THAT IS BECAUSE
1. THEY DON'T KNOW/ HAVE NOT ASKED AND
2. I HAVE NOT SAT STILL LONG ENOUGH TO EXPLAIN WHAT TEH BUNCH OF S S S S MEANS...
2 PROBLEMS I NEED TO DEAL WITH......
I NEED TO TELL SOMEONE IN ADI--WHAT I HAVE ALREADY DONE AND WILL SHARE FOR ZERO....
AND SECONDLY... I NEED TO "CLEAN UP" THE REPORTS FOR NORMAL CONSUMPTION.. .
I THINK IT IS/WAS CALLED MASSAGING DATA..
