I LOVED THIS ONE from a cp....!!
the dead cow lecture
First-year students at the Purdue School of Veterinarian Medicine were attending their first anatomy class with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them, "In Veterinary medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving an animal's body." For an example, the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger into the butt of the cow, withdrew it, and stuck his finger in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead cow and, sucked on it.......followed by assorted gagging, retching and spitting, etc.
When everyone had finished wiping their faces, the Professor looked at them and said, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention. Life is tough but it's even tougher if you're stupid."
IT IS ONE THING TO BEING STUPID AT TIMES -- WE ALL ARE....-- IT IS A WHOLE NEW BALL GAME TO RECOGNIZE THAT AS FACT.
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ALL OF YESTERDAY WAS CONSUMED WITH THE SIZE OF A PERSON'S RIGHT ARM IF THEIR JOB WAS SERVINC ICE CREAM-- TEH CULMINATION OF THAT STUDY WAS LINDA PUSHED HEAVIY FOR THE ICECREAM TRUCK FOR DOG FEST.. I HAVE TO ADMIT-- IT WOULD SOLVE ALOT OF PROBLEMS-- I HAVE ALSO BEEN TOLD 10 DEGREES IS TEH PERFECT TEMP FOR SCOOPING-- IF IT GETS UP[ TO 20 DEEGREES A CONE WILL DRIP ALL OVER
HONESTLY -- WHERE ELSE WOULD YOU GET THE BITS OF ECUCATION YOU RECIEVE HERE?
SO IT WILL BE THE COOKIE MONSTER TRUCK WHERE YOU WILL GET A GOOD SIZE DISH WITH A BIG- FRESH COOKIE-- NOW IF I HAVE TIME WE WILL TRY AND SET UP A TABLE WITH "CARLENE'S CORNER" WITH JIMMIES AND WHIPPED CREAM....
I HONESTLY DON'T THINK WE CAN COPE WITH THE TEMP VARIATION AND SORE ARMS AT THE SAME INSTANT... BETTER LEAVE IT TO THE PROFESSIONALS.
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THAT GOES BACK TO MY DAILY DOGGIE ABOTU THE VARIATION OF PROFESSIONAL PEOPLE IN THIS COUNTRY IS AMAZING... REMEMBER THERE IS A WHOLE INDUSTRY OF BAGGING WORMS FOR CHICKENS TO EAT-- AND HOW OUR EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM IS TOTALLY UNPREPARED TO PROVIDE A YOUNGER GENERATION OF STUDENTS WHO CONSIDER THAT BY STUDYING THE FLIPPING HAMBERGERSYOU COULD MAKE A LARGE FORTUNE-- MR McDONALD SURE DID.
TAKE OUR OWN CAMERA MARK.... IF NOT ** THE** NATIONAL EX-PERT ON POKERCHIPS, HE CERTAINLY IS ONE OF THEM-- HE HAS OFFERED TO MAKE A POKERCHIP FOR DOG FEST....WOOWOWOWOOOOO.
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THE VARIOUS GODS THAT BE HAVE RELEASED OUT DONKEY FEED BAGS FROM SOME PLACE IN KENTUCKY --- THAT WAS CAUSED BY THE LABEL ON THE SHIPMENT -- IT SAID PET FEEDERS-- AND THE USDA WAS WORRIED ABOUT HT E IDEA OF AGRICULTURAL PRODUCT.
SO THEY ARE NOW IN OUR GARAGE-- ALL 400 OF THEM-- I CERTAINLY HOPE YOU ALL HAE FRIENDS WHO MIGH THINK THEY WOULD BE A FUN CARRY- ALL PRESENT FOR CHRISTMAS
WE REALLY NEED A PARAGRAPH OR TWO TO DESCRIBE WHAT THEY ARE...---
for dog fest you will get 2 name stickers--- one to paste on yourself- the other to stick on the inside of the" tote" because i have visions of people leaving them all over...
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KITTY REPORTS THE CALENDARS, IN ALL THIER SHINING GLORY... WILL BE READY BEFORE TEH END OF NEXT WEEK...problems like..... if people want to take one home with them, how do we keep it clean and unbent in the process of travel?
IS ANYONE CALCULATING TEH VOLUME OF THE CARTONS OF "STUFF" WE NEED TO ACCOMODATE BEFORE NEXT WEEK??? ADD TO THAT --- SHIRTS-- 4 CARTONS OF THOSE
I DECIDED TO RENAME THE "OVERFLOW ROOM" THE "SUNAMI ROOM"
