I AM NOW STUDYING MEN--AND THE SAMPLES CHOSEN FOR THIS STUDY ARE ALL THE NEWSCASTERS LINED UP FOR ME EACH DAY... JUST AS 78.3% OF TEH WOMEN NEWSPEOPLE HAVE HAIR AT LEAST PARTIALLY BLURRING ONE EYE AND THEREFORE THIER PERIFFERIAL VISION.... THERE IS A DIFFERENCE IN THE MEN----I HAVE NOT YET DETERMINED THE PERCENTAGE... BUT SOME HAVE THIER SHIRT/TIE CONFIGERATION LACED HIGH SO THAT IT SUPPORTS THE PROJECTION AT THE FRONT OF THEIR NECK FORMED BY THE THYROID CARTILAGE OF TEH LARYNIX-- COMMONLY CALLED ADAM'S APPLE-- OR AS ONE OF OUR CP COMMUNITY CALLS IT... ADAM ZAPPLE--
AT ANY RATE THERE ARE THOSE WHO'S TIE PRESSES THAT BIT OF SHIRT UPWARDS INTO THE LARYNX-- THERE ARE OTHERS WHO'S LAR]YNX IS SELF SUPPORTING.... APPARENTLY..
OR THEY JUST DON'T CARE ABOUT THE POSITION OF THEIR ZAPPLE.
AS IN ANY SCIENTIFIC STUDY WE MUST FIRST DETERMINE IF THERE IS ANY OTHER SIGNIFICANT FINDING WHICH MIGHT BE RELATED...PERHAPS RELATED TONE AND PITCH MIGHT BE ALTERED BY TORQUE OF THE TIE..
FURTHERMORE IS THERE A DESIREABLE PITCH TO BE STRIVED FOR- AND MAYBE NEWSCASTING 101 IS ACTUALLY AC COURSE IN TIE TYIING.
TO BE CONTINUED...
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NOW MY DECIBEL STUDY...
EVERYBODY BARKING AT A raccoon fight YESTERDAY ( SUNDAY MORNING) ....SITTING HERE IN THE HOUSE NEVER GOT ABOVE 55 DECIBELS NOW WHEN I STUCK THE PROBE OUT THE DOOR --- THE ONES 40 FEET AWAY GOT IT UP TO 70 BUT THE OTHER DEAGLE HOUSE AND BARN BUNCH NEVER GO IT OVER 55 DECIBELS-- MY TALKING WHILE HOLDING IT GETS IT TO 70. -- THESE NUMBERS ARE ALL WITHIN TYPICAL URBAN NOISE. -- WHICH DIMINISHES WITH DISTANCE. SO EVERYBODY , RELAX.
IF NOISE INCREASED WITH DISTANCE3 YOU WOULD HAVE AN EQUIVALENT OF THE SONG OF DONALD SWANN
" THE FIRST AND SECOND LAW OF THERMODYNAMICS"----- THE LYRICS..
"HEAT IS WORK AND WORK IS HEAT
HEAT CAN NOT OF ITSELF PASS FROM ONE BODY TO A HOTTER BODY
HEAT CAN'T PASS FROM THE COOLER TO THE HOTTER
\BECAUSE THE HOTTER BODY'S HEAT WILL PASS TO THE COOLER
IF THE COOLER BODY'S HEAT HAD PASSED TO THE HOTTER
WE WOULD ALL BBBUUUURRRRRNNNNNN DOWN"
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DONALD SWANN AND MICHAEL FLANDERS HAD SONE WONDERFUL LYRICS
HEARING THE STATUS CYMBALS CLASH
OR ABOUT CLIMBING PLANTS
"THEY TWINE TO THE RIGHT AND WE TWINE TO THE LEFT"
AND OF COURSE "THE GAS MAN COMETH"
THE GAS DOESN'T WORK SO HE CALLS "THE GAS MAN"
WHO TEARS OUT A BOARD SO HE CALLS THE CARPENTER WHO NAILS THRU A CABLE SO HE CALLS THE ELECTRITIAN WHO PUTS A FOOT THRU A WINDOW SO HE CALLS TEH GLAZIER WHO'S PUTTY MEANS HE NEEDS TO PAINT THE WALL AND THE PAINTER PAINTS OVER THE GAS TAP AND HE CAN'T TURN IT ON.
THEY ARE WORTH A LISTEN.. EVEN IF THE LYRICS ARE BRITISH...
YOU KNOW..... IF DONNA'S HUSBAND LEARNED TO PLAY THE PIANO FOR THOSE SONGS, I COULD SING SOME AT NEXT YEARS DOGFEST... WOULDN'T THAT BE FUN ?????
