Thursday, September 11, 2014

sept 11 2014
i think yesterdays dd was a reaction to the approaching adi  "inspectors"...it is forcing me to try and  explain our different training---and mind you , i have been awake since 2--- problem being i am having trouble with the mental discipline necessary to put together a  7 min speech for the mass veterinary assoc for that award  dinner where i got some award for  the human animal bond.
george said i must not disinterate into pig and donkey stories.

back when...... i was animal episodes.... providing animals for commercials, i had to ask 34 dogs to sit quietly off leash  outside a store in the dead center of newburyport.( full traffic etc)
-- there were 3 goldens-- belonging to marcia who were obedience trained---and sat--- the rest of the obedience trained ones i "interviewed"  popped up and ran a bit at random -- that would cause  all kinds of havoc- i finally went with a collection of "farm dogs" that usually just tagged around with their owners.... and one homeless person's dog-- for about the same reason...  

my collection of danes fell into the farm dog variety--- never got round to the exact "commands"- but they hung around without the excitement of "oh i am loose"
  from that my mind has to go to the fact that the $7 baby pig i bought for the foolish 4h circus became a well behaved barnyard pet melding well with the children, dogs, & donkeys -- she understood sooooo much  that she realized when she squealed and chased my husband, i would  laugh and  not stop her  but she realized scaring anyone else was not an approved activity.--  her freedom was the key- and she was smart.

somehow couple that with mary-- purchased in kansas as  a 6 month old mamouth donkey-- who came to be such a dominant factor at crazy acres-- being allowed to roam free--- she was a thinker-- if she had been a human she would have been a  superb pickpocket.  her "training" was minimal, yet her behavior ---  under fire--- was perfect.. we took her into nursing homes-- brooksby village.... malls... churches( for jesus jobs)  yet around the farm, she watched for the slightest opportunity to steal-- mostly food-- but if there was no food, she would grab and run with anything just to get a reaction from the crowd. she was smart.

paralell that with the danes..  i had a dane -- tiffany-- behaved absolutely perfectly in any situation totally off leash etc....

then i had  the litter of 8 that i decided to keep, i went thru a stage of crate training them-- that is what everyone of the official dog population  did..  since i was in the animal business , i had dozens of crates for lugging rabbits,chickens, or skunks... whatever...
so i cleaned them up and lined them up in the back room, pup one dane pup in each one and figured... now i was an official dog trainer with lines of crated dogs just waiting for my commands.  i would take each one out and march in circles like the other dog trainers do--- and when i stuck out my index finger they would all sit. these were going to be even better than tiffany....  the rest of that story  is that when i turned them loose they wanted to be anywhere else--- and tif would be standing next to me wondering what fun job we had next.

i had it backwards--- now i realize to have an educated dane, they-- like the pig and mary and tiffany must spend alot of people time absolutely loose... achieving boredom, and deciding being with a human is much more enjoyable.....you then put a collar on for a short  walk about to define a working situation-- and let them loose again.   it is being loose  that they develope their understanding of human behavior and then bond to their partners to become a useful partner.  some of our danes  have pulled off some amazing complicated details-- that we never taught them..

or something like that....