I THINK I EMAILED THE BENTLY PAW TO EVERY ONE WHO LEFT AN EMAIL WHEN THEY BOUGHT A BRICK FOR YESTERDAYS SPECTACULAR SHATTING.. THERE ARRE A BUNCH WHO HAVE YET TO GET ONE.... PARTICULARLY THE ONES DONNA ENTERS AS QUICK PICKS FROM HERE THAT HAD NO EMAIL ADDRSS.......... IF YOU ARE ONE OF THOSE...... EMAIL ME ANIMALEP@AOL.COM. OR SEND AN ADDRESSES ENVELOPE,,,,TOMAIL CALL..... EVEN BEFORE I SENT THE PAW-- THAT WAS ONE OF OUR BEST SHATTINGS EVER-- I WISH I COULD PROMISE NOT TO WORRY... BUT I ALWAYS D O... AND YOU GUYS HAVE COME THRU EVERY TIME !!! TO HAVE BEEN 40% ON THE THURSDAY BEFORE I THOUGHT WE WERE DEAD.!
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TODAY.......14--18--24--26--34...ARE WE THERE???? REALLY THERE??? IS IT TRUELY.. THE BIG DRIP OF MELTING ICE NOT TO BE REFROZEN????? LORDY I HOPE SO .
BUD TELLS ME HE THINKS HIS WOOD SPLITTING WILL CARRY US THRU TO. JULY... HE IS THE REASON.....THERE IN THE BACKGOUND IS BUD LOCATING A DEAD TREEE HERE AND THERE... CUTTING IT DOWN GETTING CHUNKS TO THE WOOD SPLITTER. AND STACKING IT....
WELL NO... LET ME DO THAT RIGHT. THERE IS BUD.. SHARPENING THE BLADE ON THE SAW... AND CHANGING THE SPARKPLUG ON THE SPLITTER--KEEPING THE GAS AND KERO/DEISAL CANS FILLED.... AND THEN ALL THAT.
AGAIN---THERE ARE A MILLION DETAILS TO ANY FINISHED PRODUCT... LIKE A TRAINED SERVICE DOG...THIS WEEKS COLUMN IN THE PAPER IS ON FOOD.... A RELIGION TO SOME.... LIKE THOSE WHO MUST FEED ONLY RAW--- OR NEVER CORN... OR ONLY SEAWEED WITH PULVERIZED FISH..... I AM SORRY TO REMIND EVERYONE OF THE "YES BUT" CROWD.... I HEAR STORIES ABOUT ALERGIC TO XXXX AND THEY HAD TO SWAP FOOD TO YYYY AND THEIR LOOSE STOOL GOT BETTER SO YYY Y GETS THE CREDIT....WHEN IN ACTUAL FACT TIME AND PEPTO OR FLAGYL SHOULD GET THE CREDIT. I HAVE HAD 500 OR SO DOGS- AND IF ANY DEVELOPED AN ALERGY I NEVER KNEW IT.. AND THEY LIVED FINE ON REGULAR FOOD. I NEED A BETTER "BLIND STUDY" BEFORE I WILL LISTEN.... AND I MIGHT NOT EVEN THEN ESPECIALLY IF THE STUDY GROUP JUST HAPPENS TO. SELL THE PULVERIZED FISH....
THE NEXT COLUMN WILLBE.... IF I CAN FIGURE OUT HOW..... TO TEACH A PUP TO POLITELY TAKE A TREAT FROM A HUMAN HAND... THE TWO FINGURE POKE THE TREAT STRAIGHT AT THE PUPS HEAD OFTEN CAUSES THE PUP TO MOVE FORWARD TO GRAB THE TREAT-- THIS SCARES THE HUMAN. WHO MOVES THE TREAT BACKWARDS CAUSING THE PUP TO LEAP FASTER AND HARDER-- AND YOU HAVE A SELF PERPETUATING PROBLEM... IN MY OPINION...IT WORKS BETTER TO HOLD THE TREAT IN 2 FINGERS AND ROTATE IT BACKWARDS SO THE BACK OF YOU HAD IS TOWARD THE PUP.. AND THE TREAT IS "PALMED". THEN WHEN YOU PUP IS "RIGHT THERE" ROTATE YOU HAND BACK AND SLIDE THE TREAT INTO THE PUPS. MOUTH.... IF YOU DON'T GO THRU THAT WHEN THEY ARE PUPS, YOU END UP WITH A 150 POUND DOG SLOBBERING ALL THE WAY TO YOUR ELBOW.
GET 'EM YOUNG TRAIN 'EM EARLY ..
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I HAVE YET TO PUT A FINGER ON MY NEW CAR... JANINE LEFT IT AT MERIDITH WHEN SHE DROVE OUT WITH THE TRUCK AND 3 HORSE TRAILER-- WITH 3 HORSES AND 2 DONKEYS. FOR NORTH CAROLINA...
SHE SAID SHE LEFT 2 PRESENTS FOR ME IN THE BACK SEAT..
I ASKED MATT IF HE HAD SEEN PRESENTS- HE CASUALLY SAID "JUST 2 DONKEYS" AND I THOUGHT .. DARN CAR IS BRAND NEW AND ALREADY I HAVE 2 DONKEYS IN IT????-- BECAUSE DONKEYS IN THE BACK OF MY CAR IS NEARY NORMAL,,,BEEN THERE.. REALLY FUNNY EPISODE GOING ACROSS TEH BRIDGE WITH A DONKEY'S HEAD RIGHT NEXT TO MINE LOOKING OUT THE FRONT WINDOW AT TEH TOLL BOOTH... HOWEVER... LAST NIGHT I ASKED SOMEONE TO GO GET THE PRESENT IN CASE IT SHOUD NOT BE FROSEN--- THINKING PIE OR SOMETHING.. TURNS OUT THERE WERE 2 CONCRETE DONKEYS IN THE BACK SEAT...
I SUPPOSE IT IS EQUAL TO THE 8 FOOT TALL CONCRETE GIRAFFE I LEFT IN HER PASTURE WITH HER HORSES-- WHEN SHE LIVED IN IN NEWBURY ,
MOVING ON... OR AT LEAST SIDEWAYS....
REGARDING CARS OVER HERE, THE WIRING BEING BITTEN BY FOXES.
