Monday, December 17, 2018

DEC 17 2018

 DOGGIE EDUCATION  AS OPPOSED TO DOG TRAINING...
how is a dane different from the normal obediece trained GERMAN SHEPHARD?  ? let me count the ways....
 if i say  "bentley go lie down"  and he doesn't  i might say  next "bentley !"  
 and the next command would be  SHARPLY   "bentley what did you not understand?"  and he would lie down 
BECAUSE HE HEARD ME IN THE FIRST PLACE.
with an obedience trained dog , it would  be "bentley down"."bentley down"."bentley down".

IF YOU TEACH A GOLDEN RETIERVER TO GET A BEER OUT OF THE  REFRIGERATOR, HE WILL DO IT WHEN YOU ASK.   IF YOU TEACH A DANE TO DO IT... YOU BETTER NOT LEAVE HIM HOME ALONE. THEY SEEM TO USE THIER KNOWLEDGE DIFFERENTLY,

I REMEMBER... BROWNIE-- A HUGE MERLE- LOVELY DOG-- ONE DAY SITTING SOMEWHERE WAITING FOR SOMETHING I TAUGHT HIM TO OPEN THE CAR DOOR- NOT LONG AFTER I WAS IN A STAR MARKET AND I HEARD "WILL SHOPPERS ALL COME TO THE FRONT OF THE STORE IMMEDIATELY"  I  DID AND WAS TOLD THERE WAS A WILD ANIMAL IN THE STORE---  BROWNIE--  HAPPILY  RUNNING THE AISLES LOOKING FOR ME....TEH STORE HAD AN AUTOMATIC DOOR OPENER... I WAS VERY EMBARASED... ALSO LUCKY  BECAUSE HE HAD CROSSED THRU TRAFFIC TO GET THERE.
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I THINK WE NEED TO REVISIT HOW AND WHY ANY RECORDS ARE KEPT-- MEGAN'S DAILYS ARE A WEALTH OF INFORMATION- BUT THEY ARE KEPT  IN  A MANNER NOT CONDUCIVE TO USING TEHM FOR ANY PURPOSE-- I AM TOLD GWEN HAS FOUND AN "APP" FOR KEEPING RECORDS THAT CAN BE DROPPED TO A COMPUTER FOR "USE"SOMEHOW THAT SOUNDS BETTER.  I THINK A FEW WORDS  WITH A LOCATION AND DATE WOULD BE FAR MORE USEFUL THAN THE 18 OR SO _______'GRADES" ON CHORES.- BECAUSE YOU NEVER COULD LIST ALL THE POSSIBLE "CHORES" 
I AM REMINDED OF THE BOOK "PLEASE DON'T EAT THE DAISYS"   A WOMAN LEAVES DIRECTIONS FOR HER CHILD NEVER THINKING THE KID WOULD EAT HER FLOWERS...  THAT IS SORT OF WHERE DOG TRAINING IS AT.
I HAD 3 SPECTACULAR PROBLEMS- MEGAN RESCUED ME ONCE FROM A SITUATION WHERE A YOUNG  DOG DROPPED TO THE FLOOR WHEN HE SAW HIS IMAGE IN THE ANGLED MIRROR OVER THE MEAT COUNTER AND JUST WOULD NOT STAND UP-- I SENT A SHOPER LOOKING FOR "THE WOMAN WITH ANOTHER DOG..."
AND THEN- BALLOONS... I WENT INTO A SHAWS- NO PROBLEM-- NOT NOTICING THE BALLOONS OVER EACH REGISTER-  I BET IT TOOK ME AN HOUR TO GET THAT PUP OUT THE DOOR.
AND THEN BOBBIE--- BENTLEY'S GRANDFATHER - WENT SPREAD EAGLE  IN THE DOOR TO THE LAHEY HOSPITAL CAFETERIA- SLIPPERY FLOOR-- AND JUST WOULD NOT EVEN TRY TO GET UP..  MUCH TO THE AMUSEMENT OF THE CROWD.... IT LEFT ME ON MY HANDS AND KNEES TRYING TO GET THE 175 POUND DOG  ON HIS FEET... 

IT HAPPENS...
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WE ARE VERY HAPPY TO HAVE 2 OF OUR PRIME INTERNS HERE OVER THE VACATION -- LAURA AND BELLA
WONDERFULLY  ACCOMPLISHED  HELPERS.
LAURA HAS A VERY WELL TRAINED DOG... MY DEFINITION OF A TRAINER IS "WHAT IS THEIR DOG LIKE?"