Monday, May 4, 2020

MAY 4 2020
YU KNOW IT IS GOING TO BE A ROUGH DAY WHEN.... YOU CUT YOUR FINGER BADLY BEFORE YOU EVEN GET OUT OF BED. 
FOR LACK OF A BETTER DD TOPIC...... MY MORNING ROUTINE IS..-----WITHOUT GETTING OUT OF BED.   EAT A COUPLE RITZ CRACKERS QAND TAKE A VITAMIN PILL PLUS SOME TYLENOL..... THEN   I TIE A KNOT IN THE  ROPE  WHICH HANGS  OVER MY BED    SO THT WHEN I DO MY 30 SIT UPS IT DOES NOT WHACK ME IN THE HEAD..(THAT ROPE  SERVES THE SAME PURPOSE AS THE  ROPE BEHIND MY DESK... OR IN TH SHOWER... OR IN THE KITCHEN-- )   THEN I LISTEN TO THE NEWS ( 3 CHANNELS JUST TO SEE WHO IS SAYING WHAT)   WHILE I MAKE 6 MONKEY FISTS... . THESE ARE TEH 1" WHITE MONKEY FISTS THAT ARE SO POPULAR AS KEY CHAIN-  FOBS  - ZIPPER PULLS.. OR BACK PACK DECORATIONS...  THEY HAVE A MARBLE IN TH MIDDLE ... "SO WHEN YOU THINK YOU HAVE LOST YOUR MARBLES, YOU HAVE ONE LEFT."..  I DID  CHECK, I HAVE PURCHASED   2200 OF THE LITTLE  BRASS SNAPS THAT EACH ONE HAS... I DO GIVE  SOME AWAY - BUT MOSTLY PEOPLE DONATE  EITHER $5 OR  $10 TO SEND THEM ONE OR TWO..  IT WAS IN CUTTING THAT CORD, THQT I MISCALCULATED AND CUT MY FINGRER--  WONDERFULLY SHARP  NEW SCISSORS !!
AT ANY RATE  THOSE MONKEY FISTS  CERTAINLY MAKE ENOUGH PROFIT TO COVER TEH COST OF BANDAGES WHEN I CUT MY FINGERS WITH  CARELESS USE OF SHARP PBJECTS  IN BED AT 4:30 AM.  THERE WILL BE SOME HELPFUL CP's WHO WILOL SUGGEST I HAVE ONE CUPPA CAFFEINE  BEFORE HANDLING ANY SHARP OV=BJECTS,  BUT THAT WOULSD UPSET TEH ROUTINE OF I MAY HQAVE NO .....COFFEE UNTIL DRESSED.. WITH SOX AND SHOES ... COMBED HAIR... BEFORE ANY COFFEE.. 
 SO THERE YOU HAVE IT.
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SUCCESSFUL SHATTING YESTERDAY-- THANK YOU ALL.... AFTER DOING THIS FOR ???7 YEARS??? I FINALLY DISCOVERED WE CAN WIND TEH TABLE TARP INTO A SCROLE AND  PUT ON  NUMBERSD AND TAKE THEOM OFF  IN A FAR MORE COMFORTABLE SITUATION ... LIKE HAVEING TEH 10' SCROLL STIC=K OUT OF THE WINDOWS OF MY CAR  AS I CHASE THE SHADE AROUND THE YARD WITHOUT KNOCKING TOO MUCH OVER....  YESTERDAYS CHICKENSDID NT EVEN TAKE 5 SECONDS--- DENIS DID NOT EVEN GET THE DOG CRATE OFF THE TABLE FROM UNLOADING TEH 3 WHEN ONE MADE A TIDY LITTLE BLOB-- ENOUGHT OT QUALIFY AS A BLOB... AND WE WERE DONE.!
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CHICKENS-- GRACE IS GETTING READY TO RAISE BABY CHICKS IN ONE OF THE KENNELS IN THE ICU HOUSE... I SAW HER MAKING PREPARATIONS WITH 2 PLQASTIC SWIMMING POOLS AND ALOT OF CARDBOARD.. SO WE ARE MOOVING ON THAT SCORE.
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SONE NEWS INTERVIEW TODAY ... OIF JUDY AND I ... ABOUT THE SENIOR DAY CARE CENTERS AND ADULT  CARE... WE DID A STUDY AND OF THE 133 TRIPS WE MADE AND WERE ASTOUNDEED TO SEE 132 OF TEHM HAD BLACK TV SCREENS ON WHAT WERE SUPPOSED TO BE "SMART TV'S "   IT WAS DAUGHTER GWEN WHO FIGURED OUT WHY...  THE FACT THAT THE REMOTES WERE WIRELESS WAS THE   UNIVERSAL PROBLEM. ..  SOMEONE HQD IT IN THEIR HADWHILE THEY HAD TO ANSWER THE PHONOE AND IT   GOT SET DOWN NEXT TO THE PHONE WHILE THEY TOOK NOTES-- AND LEFT THERE=--- NEXT GUY ON THE PHONE SAW TEH REMOTE AND SAID " THERE IS A BOX FULL OF THESE IN THE CLOSET- SO HE PUT IT THERE AND BINGO.. A   "STUPID TV".

  THAT WAS LITERALLY TEH CASE IN ONE P-LACE... BUT CLEARLY TEH  GENERIC CAUSE.

FOR LACK OF  A STRIP OF DUCT TAPE,. ALL THESE ADULTS SIT STARING AT BLACK SCREENS WHEN THEY COULD BE WATCHING THE EXPLORE CAMERAS ..    THAT WILLBE TEH PITCH  OF TTHE INTERVIEWE THIS MORNING.
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 NOT HAVING ANY SPECIFIOC MEDICAL KNOWLIEDGE  ----I THOUGHT THIS NEEDED TO BE PASSED ON....
Thoughts on mail call 5/1/20......
About where capsules dissolve versus pills. THEY BOTH DEPEND ON WHETHER THEY ARE "ENTERIC COATED".
Not all capsules are coated so that they pass through the stomach acid and dissolve in the alkaline small intestine. That is called an "enteric coating" when they are. Most capsules and most pills are NOT enteric coated, BUT, they BOTH CAN BE depending on where the medicine will most efficiently be processed by the body.
DO NOT transfer the powder from an enteric coated capsule to an unknown type of capsule. It MAY NOT WORK AS PLANNED.