Sunday, May 3, 2020

MAY 3 2020
A VERY LONG TIME AGO...  WHILE OUT DELIVERING MAGAZINES, I STOPPED AT A HAMBERGER JOINT  WITH A BIG YELLOW  "M" IN FRONT.. I CAN'T REMEMBER THE HAMBERGER,  BUT I WAS FASCINATED WITH THE GLEAMIMG STAINLESS STEEL AND EH  PROCESS OF PRODUCING THE HAMBERGER-I CAME HOME AND TOLD MY HUSBAND TO INVEST IN THAT COMPANY... WHOEVER THEY WERE...   I HAD A SHORT TERM MEMORY THEN  AND DID NOT KEEP AFTER THAT  PROJECT...   SO HE DID N'T 

  NOT QUITE SO LONG AGO , I WAS HANDLING A DOG FOR A COMMERCIAL FOR A COMPANY  THAT  HAD A  NEW GIMMICK TO TEST BLOOD FOR LYME..  COUPLE DROPS OF BLOOD----  SNAP THE THING DOWN AND WAIT 20 MINUTES AND YOU HAD A PRETTY  ACCURATE TEST RESULT//-- I WAS IMPRESSED THEN ...  AND TOLD TEH WORLD THIS IDEXX COMPANY HAD A GOOD THING GOING.......\ I STILL  AM  IMPRESSED....---  NO QTIPS,VIALS,COAGGULATE OR ANYTHING  COMPLICATED...   THE THING IS SMALLER THAN THE POO PICKERS WE CARRY IN OUR BACK POCKETS. AND NOW TESTS FOR 4 OTHER TICK BORN THINGS ATY THE SAME TIME.... IDEXX--- IF THEY EVER GET HOLD OF THE PROCESS  FOR THIS COV VIRUS.....  IN THIER LITTLE SNAP PACK     IT WOULD MAKE MCDONALDS LOOK LIKE A BAD INVESTMERNT. 
 
FORTUNATELY I AM NOT HINDERED BY AN EDUCATION IN BIOLOGY-- BUT THAT PROCESS  IS WHAT COULD GET THEI COV BIT TO A MANAGEABLE LEVEL-  HOW SMALL ARE THEY??  I BET 4 WOULD FIT IN A CIGARETTE PACK..  I HAVE SEEN SOMETHING  ON TV  VERY SIMILAR TO THAT IDEXX SNAP TEST----    SO WHO HOLDS TEH PATENT TO THE PROCESS????

NOT THAT PATENTS EVER ARE THE LIVING END......  HERE WE GO...
YOU ALL HAVE SEEN HUNDREDS OF TRAILERS BEING PULLED BEHIND DUMP TRUCKS -- THESE TRAILERS CARRY BACKHOES/TRACTORS--  99% OF TEH TIME   THE RAMP ON THOSE TRAILERS  IS A RIGHT ANGLE THAT SWINGS DOWN TO BE A WELL SUPPORTED RAMP..  THE ORIGIONAL PATENT FOR THAT RAMP IS ON  THE WALL OVER CHAOS HEAD/ BEHIND THE FOLDED TOWELS.. FATHER  HAD A WONDRFUL TIME INVENTING THAT ...HOWEVER THE LAWYER WHO HELPED WITHTEH LEGAL ASPECTS DID NOT "TIE UP"  THE DESIGN OF THE HINGE .AS A BIG COMPANY JUST CHANGED TEH HINGE AND  HE NEVER MAKE DIME ON IT... BUT HE HAD A GOOD TIME.

VERY LIKE ME INVENTING THE   FEMALE PORTABLE PEEING DEVICE NOW SOLD A S "SHEE WEE"  ( FOR  THOSE NEW COMMERS, THE INTERESTING PART OF THAT  IS.. IN AN EFFORT TO SPEED UP  CARRYING AROUND 8 GIRLS OF OUR 4H GROUP. I "INVENTED"  TEH THING. AND TESTED IT OUT WIITH  A  FEMALE FRIEND IN A LOCAL RESGTAURANT  ... ONLY  TO HAVE SOMEON E LOOK UNDER THE STALL DOORS AND  NOTICE " THOSE ARE MEN.....THEIR FEET ARE POINTED THE WRONG WAY" .)
SO I DIDN'Y MAKE A DIME EITHER...  BUT IT WAS FUN.

MOVING ON....
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SHATTING DAY--  WE WILL SHAT ON SCHEDULE    CHICKENS OUT AT 3:00     ----  THANKFULLY  SOLD OUT ONCE AGAIN..   CINDY AND I  8' FEET APART,    DID GET THE NUMBERS ON THE "TABLE"  B Y MAKEIN A SCROLL OF  TEH 10 ' TABLE COVERING IN AND OUT OF MY CAR WINDOWS- WHILE WE PUT ON THE 2100 STICKERS.   COMFORTABLE AND PORTABLE...

MY CAR  IS A HEATEED GOLF CART  --- WITH  THE WIRELESS PHONES -- IT IS ALSO MY DESK  --  WITH JUST ABOUT AS MUCH JUNK IN IT... INCLUDING-- OCASIONALLY--  4 DANES....
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WITH A GREAT DEAL OF DIFFICULLTY I LOOKED OVER OUR BREEDING STOCK  AND FINALLY DECIDED TO BREED MAY( A BLACK) TO  TIGGER ( A HARL)-- SO I TOLD MEG-- SHE TOLD ME I HAD DECIDED THE SAME THING LAST WEEK...  WELL AT LEAST MY DECISION WAS CONSISTANT... SO MUCH FOR MEMORY...