Monday, August 24, 2015

AUG 24 2015

SCHOOL IS STARTING IN LAWRENCE TODAY???   WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CONCEPT OF THE SUMMER OFF TO HELP WITHTHE HARVESTING OF AGRICULTURAL  PRODUCTS??? ( WASN'T THAT THE REASON KIDS GOT THE SUMMER OFF 200 YEARS AGO??)  NOW WE LET THEM HAVE THE SUMMER OFF TO  RAIS TEH DICKENS  AND  TEST THE PARENTS ABILITY  TO FIND SOMEPLACE TO PARK THE KIDS TO KEEP THEM OUT OF TROUBLE WHILE THE PARENTS HOLD 2 JOBS.  

SEVERAL TEACHERS IN THE  CP COMMUNITY HAVE TALKED ABOUT TEH NUTTY PROFESSOR AS THEY GET READY FOR NEXT YEARS KIDS....... WHICH I AM HAPPY TO DO IF  I COULD FIGURE OUT ENOUGH SIMPLE PHYSICS TO KEEP IT GOING...  I WONDERED ABOUT HOT AIR RISING.....  I WAS REMINDED ABOUT HOT AIR BY AN INTERVIEW OF A POLITICAL CANDIDATE ON CNN.
TO DO THE NUTTY PROFEWSOR ON A WEEKLY BASIS-- TAKES ALOT OF IDEAS AND PREPERATION- WHICH I AM HAPPY TO DO... IF I CAN JUST GET THE WORKABLE IDEAS-- 
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WHICH REMINDS ME---THERE EXISTS  A FIELD OF CORN WHICH WAS "COMMERCIALLY PICKED"  BUT I AM TOLD THEY DID NOT PICK AT LEAST HALF OF IT... AND WE ARE WELCOMD TO GO GET A "CARFULL"-- THAT  IS LIKE WAVING A RED FLAG IN FRON T OF A BULL... 
 HERE WE ARE WITH A WALK IN FREEZER...AND IN MY YOUTH  AND DAYS OF VEG GARDENING, I THINK I JUST BOILED TEH CORN FOR A FEW MINUTS, STUCK IT IN A PLASTIC BAG AND FROZE IT...-- THAT WOUL D BE ALOT  BETTER THAN BUYING ALL THESE PEOPLE SUB SANDWICHES OR PIZZA FOR LUNCH... I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN GET IT TOGETHER... BUT THE WILL IS THERE.
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HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I SAID RAISING ANIMALS IS NOT FOR THE MEEK???  I HAD AN EMAIL FROM SOMEONE WHO IS JUST TOOOOOO  OBSERVANT AND NOTICED THAT  NEAL  DID NOT POP UP ON HIS FEET LAST NIGHT, HAVING BEEN SEMI MAULED BY PLAYING BITEY FACE  WITH RIOT...--WELL, HE JUST CAME IN FROM HIS OURSIDE EARLY MORNING JAUNT AND AS HE PLOPPED HIS FEET ACROSS THE FLOOR, THE RHYTHM  OF HIS FEET BANGING ON THE FLOOR WAS IN PERFECT TIMING.  IF HE HAD SOME INJURY THE NOISE WOULD HAVE BEEN IRREGULAR--
A TRICK I LEARNED FROM BUYING A HORSE... TROT THEM ON HARD PAVEMENT AND LISTEN-- YOU CAN ALMOST HEAR THE SAME THING WITH A PERSON IF THEY  ARE WEARING SOMETHING BESIDES SNEAKERS...

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WHICH REMINDS ME OF "UNCLE JIMMY"  WHO WORKED IN NY AND WENT THRU GRAND CENTRAL STATION VERY EARLY EVERY MORNING.. ONE MORNING HE NOTICED THE NOISE OF HIS WALKING WAS NOT SYMETRICAL AND WAS SURE HE MUST HAVE  SOME  AS YET UNDETECTED PHYSICAL PROBLEM-.  THEN HE SAW THAT HIS SHOES  DIDN'T MATCH.
THAT KIND OF THING RUNS IN MY FAMILY.  GEORGE MYERS LOVES TO TELL THE STORY OF  MY MISMATCHING SNEAKERS---MADE POSSIBLE BY A BUNCH OF GREAT DANE PUPPIES EATING SNEAKERS SO  THAT I CONSIDERED ONE RIGHT AND ONE LEFT A PAIR.
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SPEAKING OF FAMILY.. WE HAVE A NEW PAIR OF VOLUNTEERS-- WHO COME FROM NEW ROCHELLE NY...  AND HAVE EATEN AT THE MCDONALDS ON NORTH AVENUE-- THE RENT FROM WHICH HAS KEPT SDP GOING FOR 12 YEARS--(WELL... MY  1/3RD THE RENT)  ..... MAKING ME WONDER.....IF I COULD FIND THE RIGHT PERSON IN MCDONALDS....   WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF WE DID A PINK ENVELOPE CAMPAIGN ASKING  THEM TO MATCH THE FUNDS.......-- WE WOULD BE IN TERRIFFIC SHAPE !!! 
GOT TO THINK ABOUT THAT IDEA.... ANYBODY KNOW ANY MCDONALDS PEOPLE???  WOULDN'T THAT  BE WONDERFUL !!!!  I DID TRY ONCE TO GET MATCHING--- SINCE THE GUY WHO OWNS THE FRANCHISE ON THAT MCD'S GAVE US $1000...  BUT CORPORATE DIDN'T MATCH IT.  COUPLE THOUSAND PINK ENVELOPES MIGHT WORK...     ANNE-- START THINKING OF THE WORDING.   
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BECKY-- FROM YEARS GONE BY--- IS HERE OVERNIGHT- FOR A FEW NIGHTS   BEFORE SHE SCIDS DOWN TO THE 
WARMER FLORIDA FOR THE WINTER....  I WISH SHE WOULD BE AROUND FOR THE COMING PUPPIES...  SHE IS A PRO... ( ALSO AN RN)
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MEATY  STEVE #2 IS BACK IN OPERATION AFTER KNEE SURGERY....... NEARLY... WITH PURINA BAGS ON HIS CRUTCHES...  I TOLD HIM ABOUT ANNIE DOING 18 BOXES OF MEAT ON SATURDAY WHILE HE WAS GONE...  I TOLD HIM --- HOPING HE WOULD  WORRY  ABOUT JOB SECURITY AND WILL GET BACK HERE SOON.

IT IS TOO BAD I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PUT A PICTUE IN HERE.. BECAUSE STEVE TOOK A PICTURE OF NEAL IN TURKEY POSE  CLEARLY DISPLAYING 2