Friday, March 14, 2014

MAR 14 2014
WHATTA  MAILCALL  YESTERDAY -- !!     A BUNCH OF PPPP's

( PROPERLY PACKAGED POOP PICKERS ) -  A HUGE PILE OF FURHAVEN  FLUFFY BEDS- AND A LEATHER RECLINER WHICH MASSAGES'  YOUR BACK...... AND IT REALLY DOES..

I HAVE SAT IN THOSE CHAIRS IN THE MALL WITH THE 25 CENT BACK RUB--- BUT THEY DO NOT COMPARE TO THE MASSAGE YOU GET FROM THIS CHAIR...  I TRIED IT LAST NIGHT AT MY MIDNIGHT SNACK TIME... AND I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER GETTING BACK IN BED...

I EXPECT THERE WILL BE A LONG LINE OF SDP STAFF AND VOLUNTEERS LINED UP TO   TRY IT.   THE ONLY PROBLEM-- AND WE WILL SOLVE THAT TODAY, IS IT IS BEAUTIFUL LEATHER WHICH MIGHT TASTE GOOD TO GROWING  PUPPIES.
WE HAVE MORE OF THAT  4' FENCING  SO WE WILL JUST HAVE TO FENCE IT IN.  

HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE THE  GOOD FORTUNE TO HAVE  SUCH A NICE  PIECE OF FURNITURE THAT IT NEEDS TO BE FENCED IN...  OR AS NICE BIG A PUP THAT MAKES IT NECESSARY...

COUPLE MEN HERE TODAY  CAN MOVE IT IN FRONT OF THE FIREPLACE AND THEN WE CAN FENCE IT IN.   OUR INTERIOR DECORATOR .

?NECESSARY?? JUST LOOK AT THE BOTTOM OF THERESA AND MY DESK CHAIRS-- AND THE BLACK STOOL  WE USE AT MAIL CALL---THE HANDLES ARE GONE AND THE LEATHER CORNERS  ARE  MISSING.

I CAN NOT IMAGINE WHAT IN NATURE APROXIMATES THE LEVERS/HANDLES  UNDER OUR CHAIRS AND THE STOOLS BUT  NOT ONLY ARIOT  AND BOO HAVE MADE QUICK WORK OF THEM BUT THE NEXT BUNCH OF PUPS WAS LOOSE YESTERDAY AND TWO PUPS WERE CHEWING ON  THOSE HANDLES AT THE SAME TIME...

 A BABY HORSE  OR CALF  HAS THE LIFT HIS NOSE TO FIND MOMMY'S MILK  -- WHICH IS THE EXACT POSITION OF THIER HEADS... EXCEPT BABY DOGS HAVE TO SNIFF DOWN-- OR AT LEAST ACROSS-- SO THAT IS OUT..  I DUNNO

BUT THAT CHAIR IS AT RISK.  SO WE MUST PROTECT IT... I THINK WE HAVE ANOTHER 4' X-PEN AROUND HERE  
TRACY.... MEGAN....   PRIORITIZE -- WE NEED ONE HERE AT THE HOUSE.

THE SOUND SEEMED TO WORK WELL LAST NIGHT--- APPARENTLY WE NEED NEW  BATTERIES FOR EVERY MAIL CALL--
AND WE NEED A BATTERY TESTER TO SEE IF WE SHOULD SALVAGE THE USED ONES---  IT WOULD BE AN ODD THING TO DONATE TO A SHELTER-  BUT WE ALL USE THEM FOR ALOT OF THINGS- AND THEY WOULD HAVE MORE TIME THAN WE DO THO CONSTANTLY   CHANGE THEM.

TIME IS THE ONLY TRUE CURRENCY....???

 MAIL CALL SOUND.... SHELIA'S HUSBAND BRIAN SPEAKS VERY SOFTLY AND QUIETLY-- BUT I HOPE YOU COULD  HEAR HIS COMMENTS--- THEY WERE QUICK AND VERY  COMICAL...  I HAVE LEARNED TO PAY STRICT  ATTENTION WHEN THOSE 2 ARE AROUND.... HE MADE SOME QUIET COMMENT ABOUT THE SIZE OF THE  CHAIR'S CARDBOARD BOX-- AND WHETHER SHELIA WOULD FIT IN IT...  IT WAS A CAREFUL CALCULATION.
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WE NOTICED   THE SHIT PICKERS THAT SHE HAD PACKAGE D--- WITH  THE GROCERY BAG AND ELASTIC---- INTERESTING -  SHE PUT THE CARDBOARD ON THE OUTSIDE---  NOT A BAD IDEA  ETHER...

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 CALLING SOMEONE WITH THE SPEAKER PHONE ON- SEEMS TO WORK... JUST NEED A LITTLE PERFECTING...
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I FORGET WHO GAVE US THESE WIRELESS MICS ( I AM ASHAMED TO SAY..)  BUT IF YOU ARE STILL ON THE DD CROWD..... I COULD USE SOME DIRECTION ABOUT THEM... LIKE THE BLUE 1??? AND DOES IT WARN ABOUT WEAK BATTERIES ???  I AM SURE WE HAVE THEI DIRECTIONS AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE..

THE LABEL ON THE HAND HELD SAYS  AUDIO-TECHNICA    AND MODEL ATW-T1002  .. WHICH I CAN TRY AND LOOK UP LATER-- IF I REMEMBER.
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 I HAVE ALOT TO REMEMER- 
LIKE 
DON'T LOOSE MY CAR'S CERTIFICATE OF ORIGIN, 
GO BUY A STOOL SO YOU CAN SIT IN FRONT OF A MIRROR AND SEE IF YOU CAN GET HOUR HAIR TO LOOK LIKE EARLENE'S WITHOUT SETTING FIRE TO IT.
AND
GO GET  GRACE SOME TOOLS SO SHE CAN FURTHER HER EXTREME TALENT AT CREATING  NONSENSE..  A VERY VALUABLE TALENT..
 SHE IS IN CHARGE OF KEEPING  DOLORES PROPERLY DRESSED FOR THE SEASON...
( FOR THE NEW COMERS---  DOLORES IS A MANNEQUIN THAT LIVES NEXT TO THE DRIVEWAY -- BUT OFF CAMERA...)

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE TEMP IS -- BUT THIS HOUSE IS COLD...MAKING ME WONDER F WE  ARE OUT OF FUEL..

I BETTER GET THE FIREPLACE  GOING... THEN THE IRON SOVE IN THE KITCHEN...  THEN GO FIGUER OUT WHY THE FURNACE  IS NOT MAKING HOT AIR.

SHUTTING THE FRONT DOOR WILL HELP...

ONCE AGAIN POINTING OUT -- CHECK THE OBVIOUS PROBLEMS FIRST

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HERE'S THE CUT AND PASTE
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 morning Carlene,
Hey Dawg and I were invited to be a part of a presentation by Rachel Lee and her friend Kate at the Hamilton-Wenham Library on Tuesday. They, along with her mom, Chris Lee, had spent a few days at the farm with the dogs in training to do a service related project for school. Hey was super in "achieving boredom" and being well behaved with a bunch of school kids. My talk was about the training of Hey and me along with some of our stories. 
He did you proud!!
WOOF
Hey, Gay and Jerry

AND ARIOT JUST  VOMITED WHAT TLOOKED LIKE AN ENTIRE HOT DOG... ON INVESTIGATION-- WHICH WE ALWAYS DO... IT WAS A PIECE OF MATERIAL SHAPED INTO A HOT DOG BY PASSING THRU HER  ESOPH AGUS ..