Wednesday, March 12, 2014

MAR 12,2014
I GOT UP EARLY TODAY AND ENDED UP WANDERING AROUND THE INTERNET MOSTLY A WEB FROM PURINA..
STARTED OUT WITH  THE 10 BEST DOGS FOR FAMILIES--
WHOEVER DID THAT SITE MUST DRINK HEAVILY

IT SAID #1 WAS A BULLDOG-- I HAVE HANDLED ALOT OF BULLDOGS IN MY CAREER AS PROVIDER OF ANIMALS FOR COMMERCIALS-- LIKE THE MACK TRUCK BULLDOG ADS.. 
TWICE--- TWO DIFFERENT BULLDOGS KNOCKED ME ABSOLUTELY FLAT BY RAMMING ME WITH THEIR HEADS--- THEY WERE PLAYING...  WITH THEIR RULES.. NOT MINE..

THEY ARE THE VETERNARIANS BEST FRIEND.  MOSTLY BECAUSE OF  AKC SHOW  JUDGES....
THEY CAN NOT BREED NORMALLY NOR DELIVER PUPS NORMALLY FOR A WHOLE BUNCH OF GEOMETRIC REASONS.. LIKE THE HEADS ARE SO BIG  YOU NEED C-SECTION,  THE NOSES  SO FLAT STAMINA IS A CONSIDERATION... THE WRINKLES NEED DAILY DUSTING ATTENTION..  IT WAS SO BAD--- LAST TIME-- THE GRAND CHAMPION BULLDOG I HAD BORROWED COULD NO LONGER LIFT HIS TAIL TO MOVE HIS BOWELS-- SO I HAD TO FOLLOW HIIM AROUND WITH TOILET PAPER...

AND IT WENT ON..
GOLDENS AND LABS WERE 7 AND 10    
AHEAD OF THEM WAS PAP'S , & PUGS   WHICH I THOUGHT VERY STRANGE FOR A GENERIC FAMILY DOG...

THEN THEY GOT INTO ALL THE ZOONOTIC DISEASES---  BOY TALK ABOUT DISCOURAGING PET OWNERSHIP..  THE GRIM REPORT---

ACCORDING TO THEM  IF YOU EVEN TOUCH YOUR DOG YOU NEED TO WASH  YOUR HANDS-- AND CLOTHING OR YOU MAY GET  GIARDIA, RINGWORM , ROUNDWORM.  AND  SALMONELLA  

THEN WENT ON TO REMIND EVERYONE RABIES IS FATAL FOR BOTH YOU AND YOUR DOG..
WELL IT IS A GOOD THING TO BE  REMINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE THEIR ANIMALS VAC WITH RABIES... AND WHAT TO DO IF YOU ARE BITTEN BY A WILD ANIMAL-- GET TREATMENT  RIGHT AWAY..

THEN IT STATED "KEEP REPTILES OUT OF THE KITCHEN"

NOW THERE WAS SOME ADVICE TO WHICH I COULD RELATE..    THE CONCEPT  OF HAVING AN ALLIGATOR IN MY KITCHEN DOES NOT INTEREST ME.... ALTHO THERE ARE TIMES I SWEAR ONE MUST BE LIVING UNDER THE  COUNTERS THE WAY FOOD DISAPPEARS...

THEN THIS WEB WENT ON TO TELL YOU HOW TO HOUSEBREAK YOUR DOG-- WHICH I WOULD HAVE LOOKED AT IF IT WAS NOT SUPERIMPOSED WITH AN AD FOR SWEET POTATOES.

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I WILL CUT THIS DAILY DOGGIE SHOT SO YOU ALL CAN WATCH  THE 12 MINUTE VIDEO-- FASCINATING HOW 2 ADULT DOGS TRY AND GET A TERRIFIED PUPPY TO MOVE OUT OF THE ICY PUDDLE.

ELEPHANTS COULD  NOT HAVE DONE BETTER

HI CARLENE:

BELOW IS A LINK TO A VIDEO CLIP OF NUTMEG AND GIDDY JUMPING THE FENCE, THEN GIDDY GETTING "STUCK" IN AN ICE PUDDLE, AND TWO OTHER DOGS HELPING HER OUT. CP'S WERE SO AMAZED WITH THE TWO OTHER DOGS SEEMING TO BE SO HELPFUL THAT A FEW INSISTED I SEND THE LINK TO YOU. THEY THOUGHT MEGAN SHOULD SEE IT TOO BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO GET IN TOUCH WITH HER. THE CLIP IS ABOUT 12 MINUTES LONG.

http://ustre.am/_31Sb1:20hL

HOPE YOU ENJOY IT.

CATBIRI2