shattihg day...and thanks to all who made the 2100 sold out so we could get into the purple flying egg division... this society is a wonderful thing.hundreds of people donate10 and 20 dollars-- then a few who bail us out at the end of the month by buying bricks and donating then to others... like chef michael-- or our critical trash pick up guy. it all goes together
i can not tell you how often i get emails about wanting me to hirea fundraiser to earn money for sdp if i would just hire thme to seelll shirts.... or something... we are doing pretty well with our shatupon society...
i must really get out all teh shatupon society supporter business cards that i willl send to anyone sending me an self addresses envelope.. then save teh lifetime membership certificates for the big winners.
i swear the chickens are getting the hang of it we barely get the third chick out of the crate when one of them chooses the winner .
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QHESTION OF THE DAY SOMEWHAT RELATED TO OUR COLLEGE OF HARD KNOCKS....who gets to set WHAT standards--
to judge the value of a dog on the size shape or color is a terrible way to determine what could be the true value of what the dog could become given the proper opportunity.. harliquin danes in particular at dog shows must have teh correct spots in th e right place ON THE LEFT SIDE... because that is the side tehe judges see as they trot around the ring.
now you want to apply the concept to humans??? how much money is spent by women on hair... it is nearly as much as men spend on getting hiar implants. all the female newscasters must cover one eye with drooping hair.. there is alot to be siad for the women - nuns or muslims who just cover up the whole mess. think of th money saved.
wanna talk about STRAIGHTENING TEETH ---clark gable's teeth? he made some of his fortune on the gap in his teeth. and why do people spend so much money getting teeth to look a certain way?? as long as they work????
why do we concentrate on the unusual? thank heavens i got thru ash wednesday without asking the second cathloic person i saw.." what is with the mark on the forhead...?"
you know thAT AD WITH THE HAND INTO WHICH THEY PUT A QUARTER.. AND THEN DUPLICATE THE IMMAGE 100'S OF TIMES??? HAS ANYONE KNOTICED THE FRECKLE ON THE ?3RD? FINGER? I HAVE CEASED TO LOOK AT TEH QUARTER LET ALONT THE COMPANY WHO OPAID FOR THE AD...
WHICH REMINDS ME OF THE AD I DID WHERE I NEEDED TO HAVE A DOG LIFT THE REAR OF A VERY SHORT SKIRT ON A MODEL. TO DO THAT I HAD TO SMEAR CHEEZE WIZZ WAY UP UNDER HER SKIRT. WHILE I WAS DOING THAT I HAD TO NOTICE HOW PERFECT THE SKIN WAS ON HER RUMP-- AND WONDERED WHAT TEH AUDITION [PROCESS WAS LIKETO CHOOSE THIS MODEL...
WHEN PEOPLE ASK WHAT DID I DO FOR A LIVING BEFORE SDP..... IT OPENS ALL KINDS OF DOORS...
THERE IS ONE MORE RELATED CROTCH STORY - WELL THERE IS MORE THAN ONE... BUT THIS WAS AMUSING...
IT WAS FOR NORWGIEN - CABLE KNIT WOOL SWEATERS--- FILMED IN A WINCHESTER MASS PARK- MODEL.. A FEMALE.. WAS TO CROUCH DOWN AND PAT A SMALL DOG- AND EVERY TIME SHE DID , HER PANTYHOSE MADE A VERY SMALL FOLD-- WHICH TEH CAMERA MAN NOTICED- SO IT HAD TO BE STRAIGHTENEDD OUT-- OVER THE COURSE OF 3 ROLLS OF FILM.. IT WAS MANY TIMES.. AND THE PANTY HOSE STRAIGHTNER WAS KIETH---- A STYLEST WITH WHOM I WORKED MANY TIMES .. KIETH WAS A MEMBER OF THE LGBTQ COMMUNITY- THE CAMERAMAN WAS NOT..... AND THE CAMERA GUY PATHLETICALLY SAID "WHY DOES KIETH GET ALL THE GOOD JOBS?"
I LOVE THE MOMENTS WHEN A VERY FEW WORDS ENABLE HUMOR TO SUM UP WHAT FOLKS WRITE ENTIRE BOOKKS ABOUT.
