MAY 18 2017

I AM TOLD---- THAT YESTERDAY  I THANKED  A CP FOR SENDING ME THE LONG HANDLED SHOE HORN AND I SAID I USE IT 5 TIMES A DAY.. TO BE ACCURATE-- THAT COULD NOT POSSIBLEY BE TRUE  AS I HAVE 2 FEET, AND IF I USED THE SHOE HORN ONLY 5 TIMES , I WOLD HAVE BEEN WALKING AROUND ALL DAY WITH ONLY ONE SHOE... SOMEONE WOULD HAVE POINTED THAT OUT TO ME.... I AM SURE --- THE STAFF HERE IS VERY GOOD AT KEEPING TRACK OF THINGS I AM INCLINED TO  FORGET--  FORGETTING THINSG IS... I AM TOLD... NORMAL  FOR THE AGE I HAVE ACCHIEVED....-- AS AWKWARD AS IT IS... THERE IS AN ADVANTAGE... SOMETHINGS DON'T WANT TO BE REMEEMBEREDD.... AND THEN...  LOOKING FOR LOST OBJECTS HAS IMPORVED MY "KNOWTICING "   SKILLS.... ( NEW WORD) FARMING  DEMANDS AN ABILITY TO KNOWTICE  THINGS-- TYPICALLY THE ONE NAIL IN THE DRIVEWAY  TO BE PICKED UP BEFORE  A TIRE- OR A HOOF PICKS IT UP..  AS WE WERE FILMING... AND I WS SUPPOSED TO BE PAYING ATTENTION TO WHT I WAS SAYING... I LOOKIED UP.. AT THE ROOF OD THE G-TENT  AND WAS HORRIFIED TO SEE THERE ARE SEVERAL TURNBUCKLES THAT ARE SAGGING... -- SO THAT CAN BE  THE JOB OF THE NEXT BUNCH WHO COME HERE TO HELP...SPRING CLEAN?   TIGHTEN THE ROOF--  WHICH WILL INVOLVE FINDING THE SCAFFOLDING  WHICH HAS WANDERED-- I KNOWTICED  THERE ARE 2 PIECES HOLDING UP A FENCE  BEHIIND THE ARENA--- IT TOOK AS LONG TO GET THOSE PIECES TO HOLD UP THE FENCE AS IT WOLD HAVE TO REPAIR THE FENCE IN THE FIRST PLACE...  THRE IS ONE SECTION  NEXT TO THE ICU HOUSE  A GOOD 350 FEET FROM TEH FENCE HOLDER UPPERS--  IT IS EXPENSIVE STUFF WHEN PUT TOGETHE... INDIVIDUALLY, THE SECTIONS ARE VERY POOR FENCE HOLDER UPPERS. ***  THERE IS A BIG RUSH NOW- TO LOCAT  "STUFF"   BEFORE THE FOREST GROWTH SWALLOWS IT UP WITH  VINES THAT GROW 3 FEET A DAY... **** BACK TO MY 2 FEET...SOME OF YOU  KNOW THE STORY.... BUT...I STARTED WORKING/DISTRIBUTING  FOR THE WANT AD MAGAZINE   1966? IT WAS A PAPER VERSION OF EBAY-- MY FIRST DELIVERY WAS ONE CARTON IN THE BACK OF A VW.... WHEN I STOPPED IT WAS A 53'  TRACTOR TRAILER WHICH FILLED UP TEH BACK ROOM OF WHAT IS NOW THE LAUNDRY BUILDING...  BUT WHAT REALY PAID FOR THE FARM... WAS  THE FACT THAT  BEING A MATH MAJOR, AND COMPUTERS WERE NEW... I PLAYED WITH ONE AND SET UP LL MY RECORDS ON A COMPUTER SYSTEM WHICH I WROTE-- SOUNDS IMPRESSIVE, BUT HTAT IS NOT THE PART THAT GOT ME  WELL PAID....  I MANAGED THE NORTHERN SECTION ONLY BECAUSE I SORT OF GREW INTO  THE JOB......- THE SOUTHERN PART WAS MANAGED BY AN ACCOUNTING FIRM- I FORGET THE NAME  BUT CAN STIL SEE THE BLUE SUIT AND BRIEFCASE AT MEETING WHERE I HAD ON BLUE JEANS....---THE--- MEETING THAT MADE CRAZY ACRES POSSIBLE STARTED WITH THE ACCOUNTANT 'S REPORT... AN IMPRESSINVE 1/2 INCH THINK PILE OF PAPER -- SOME OF  YOU KNOW -- THE IBM WITH ALL THE HOLES  ACCORDIAN STYLE-  I UNFOLDED MY ONE PIECE OF PAPER OUT OF MY BACK POCKET AND SET IT NEXT TO HIS PILE ON THE PRES. DESK.. MY ONE SHEET HAD ALL THE ANSWERS I NEEDED TO RUN  MY HALF--- WE  LOOKED OVER HIS IMPRESSIVE LIST OF CHARGE ACCOUNTS--  GOLDIE WAS WITH ME THAT DAY....I TOOK ONE LOOK AND SAID THE REPORT WAS WRONG-- I COULDNT TELL THEM WHY IT WAS WRONG... BUT IT WAS. THE MGAZINE SOLD FOR $.86 CENTS-- AND HIS TOTAL MONEY WAS AN ODD NUMBER... COULD NOT POSSIBLY BE TRUE... ON,LY THEN DID ANYONE EVEN LOOK AT MY SCRAP OF PAPER-- WHICH HAD BOILED STATISTICS DOWN TO  SOMETHING YOU COULD QUICKLY UNDERSTAND.  SO THEY  PAID ME WELL TO BE IN  CHARGE OF THE COMPUTER STUFF-- WHICH BUILT THE BARN AND ARENA... * SOMEONE SAID  IF YOU ARE OFFERED THE CHOICE BETWEEN BEING SMART OR LUCKY-- TAKE LUCKY--- EVERY TIEM... **** SO TODAY'S CHORE--- CAN  ONLY BE SORTING OUT  THE  HOSE COLLECTION  SO I CAN RESIST BUYING SOME MORE-- IT OLOOKS SO NEAT AND ORGANIZED IN THE ADVERTISEMNENTS....  AND I HAVE A SMALL TRUCKLOAD ALREADY IN THE BACK OF  " BUD'S WORLD"- BEHIND THE G- TENT--AND ALOT OF IT SI BIG/FAT  -- TO WATER THE FLAT FIELD FROM THE WELL-- AND...... ALOT OF IT HAS AT LEAST ONE HOLE MADE BY RUFUS-- A COCKATOO?  TOUGH BIRD WITH TH EWHITE FEATHERS HE COUDL STAND UP AND  SCARE DANES.... HE ROAMED THE YARD KILLING OFF WHAT HE CONSIDERED SNAKES  BUT WERE ACTUALLY MY  EXPENSIVE 100' SECTIOS OF HOSE. THT SHOLD BE A FUN DAY...  AND MAYBE I CAN  WET DOWN  ALL TEH NEW SEED WE JUST PLANTED...  I KNOW WE HAVE ENOUGH OSE TO REACH  TO  PLUTO. ***** NOW THERTE IS A LITTER...PLUTO  MARS VENUS THINGS LIKE THAT???? ***** IN BELLA'S LAST BUNCH OF PICTURES  SHE HAS HER HAIR BRAIDED...   WOW IS THAT IMPRESSIVE ***** Hi Carlene,  Josie’s bloodwork confirms the possibility that Josie could be pregnant. Dr. Parrott said you should probably expect her to give birth between mid-June and September.  ****** AS FOR THE WIERD THINGS  ABOUT CASTING SPELLS ON ERANT HUSBANDS.....WHICH APPARENTLY  APPEARED  AT THE END OF THE DD.... I HAVE NO CLUE..  ****  I DID INCLUDE THAT RANDY RAINBOW  YOU TUBE - LINK...  HE HAS DONE MANY-- FROM LYRICS TO VIDEO PRODUCTION.. HE IS GOOD... WORTH LOOKING UP  ..