Friday, March 24, 2017

MARCH 24 2017
WE HAVE A PROBLEM.....  LOTSA PROBLEMS- THESE FEW ARE SOMEWHAT RELATED...

IT IS A CASE OF TEH FIRST AID KIT IN THE BATHROOM INSTEAD OF THE KITCHEN WHERE YOU CUT YOURSELF ON SHARP THINGS ALL THE TIME.
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IT ALL STARTED WITH.....LINDA DID NOT HAVE ANY PENS-- SHE OPENED AND SHUT DRAWERS SEVERAL TIMES--- NO PENS... I KNOW I HAD A SHOEBOX FULL OF THE RESULT OF MY BUYING 1000 PENS OFF EBAY-- THEY WERE WONDERFUL  .THEY WEREN'T EVEN IN TH OVERFLOW ROOM  BUT HAD BEEN MOVED TO THE CELLAR-- AS FAR AWAY AS POSSIBLE FROM WHERE YOU MIGHT NEED A PEN...

WHAT LINDA DID HAVE - HIDDEN BEHIND HER MONITOR.. WAS A BEER MUG FULL OF SCISSORS-- YOU ALL KNOW HOW I  HAVE TROUBLE FINDING SCISSORS AT TIMES--  BUT I HAD PENS....
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 I HAVE NOT BEEN GENEROUS ENOUGH-- WE GET SOOOOO MANY BOXES ---- WE HAVE A PROBLEM WITH TEH VOLUME OF ARRIVALS...STUFF IS GETTIN G PACKED IN TEH OVERFLOW ROOM TIL WE CAN NOT FIND WHAT WE NEED SO GO BUY MORE....  CASE IN POINT-- I LIKE DICKENSON CRANBERRY RELISH- AND ORDERED A CASE ? A YEAR AGO..?  I ATE ONE JAR-- AND COULDN'T FIND THE REST  SO I HAD TO GO TO A DIFFERENT STORE HERE TO  GET ANOTHER FEW JARS....ATE ONE AND LOST THE REST IN TH OVERFLOW ROOM...  THERE IS NO END TO THAT STORY.
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THE ONLY THIG WE SEEM TO USE AS FAST AS WE GET THEM IS  THE  PURINA TYPE  DOG TREATS ( I CAN NOT USE THE WORD FOR THE OTHER "M"  ONES.)  .. BUT WE DO USE THOSE PRETTY FAST
WE NEED TO HOLD BACK ON PRESENTS... I LOVE THEM-- ESPECIALLY TEH SOX AND THINGS WE EAT... BUT  WE HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THE VOLUME  WE CAN NOT EAT  AND USE THE STUFF FAST ENOUGH--- MEANWHILE-- I MUST SHARE MORE
HOW'S THIS FOR A PLAN......

#1.   ALL STAFF AND  VOLUNTEEERS WILL BE REQUIRED TO TAKE AT LEAST 2 ITEMS OFF TEH TABLE BY THE TIME CLOCK... "THE OVERFLOW OFFERINGS"   

#2   INSTEAD OF SENDING US MORE  STUFF AT TEH MOMENT, HOW ABOUT SENDING US JUST  WHATEVER THE POSTAGE WAS  OF THE LAST BOX YOU SENT.... IF WE HAD A MONTH OR TWO  OF POSTAGE ONLY, IT WOULD HELP FINANCIALLY TO  GET US THRU TIL THE NEXT GRANT COMES IN--

MAYBE NEW COMMERS DON'T KNOW WHAT IS IN THE OVERFLOW ROOM????   WELL NEITHER DO I-CRAWLING AROUND GRYING TO FIND THE PENS... I FOUND-- 2 SETS OF WEIGHT LIFTING BAR BELLS- THE COPPER POT I USED TO COLLECT WEIGHT CIRCLES FROM PURINA BAGS TO GET BOSE RADIOS, ... 300 FEET OF ETHERNET CABLE.--STACKS OF #2 PENCILS ..., A BAG OF BRASS HARNESS BELLS, ANTIQUE JUIOCER, AND OLD NOTARY  PUBLIC STAMP,    LOTSA  BATTERIES FOR TEH MIC WE NO LONGER USE...,RAHMEN NOODLE CUPS, TEH  RITZ CRACKERS ONLY PROVE WE HAVE  MICE---   4 CROCKPOTS.. JUST FOR OPENERS...

DAUGHTER GWEN ( ANOTHER VERY EARLY MORNING RISER ) IS HERE DRINKING COFFEE AND FOUND A BUNCH OF SLIDES ABOUT THE CIRCUS IN THE OVERFLOW...SO I GOT DISTRACTED 

IN THE MEANTIME I HAD TO BUY A SLIDE PROJECTOR...  IF WE DO THAT I  WILL DO THAT AAT SOME MAIL CALL-- THAT COULD BE INTERESTING...


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