Tuesday, March 21, 2017

MARCH 21 2017
SNEAKY DOG AWARD GOES TO.......WHO ELSE BUT WANDA !!  SHE WAS HERE YESTERDAY-- TAIL WAGGING-- HEAD UP-- SMILING AT ALL OF US-- AND THE DOGS TOO..  BUTTER WOULD NOT MELT IN HER MOUTH ---SHE WAS SO NICE...(

SIZZLE HAD A BONE AND WANDA SNUGGLED RIGHT IN NEXT TO HER HEAD...ON THE BEST FLUFFY AROUND..... SHE IS NOT MUCH BIGGER THAN SIZZLES HEAD... IT WAS NOT INCHES... BUT MAYBE 1/16TH OF AN INCH  AT A TIME  THAT SHE CREPT TOWARD SIZZLE'S MOUTH AND THAT BONE.-- SOMEONE CAME IN TH EKITCHEN, AND SIZZLE LOOKED TOWARD THEM -- WANDA REACHED... BUT IT WAS NOT ENOUGH TO GET ONE TOOTH ON THE BONE- AND  SHE DID NOT MOVE THE BONE AT ALL...SIZZLE DIDN'T NOTICE--WANDA WAITED AND WIGGLED  COUPLE MORE 1/16TH's AND WANDA WAS READY
SIZZLE CHEWED IT BETWEEN HER PAWS...  TIL  SOMEONE MADE A NOISE WITH A DOG FOOD DISH AND SIZ LOOKED UP- WANDA STRUCK AND GOT ONE TOOTH OF HER LOWER JAW IN THE MARROW OF THAT BONE... WITH DEAD ON ACCURACY  --- AND SHE HAD IT--SHE ALMOST QUIETLY STARTED TO DRAG IT AWAY .. ALL OF A SUDDEN SIZ NOTICED AND WENT TO GRAB THE BONE-- WANDA EXPLODED  STRADDLING THAT BONE AND SNAPPING AT SIZZLES'S BIG MOUTH. THERE WAS A SMALL SIZZLE YELP AND WANDA SETTLED RIGHT DOWN IN THE BEST FLUFFY, WITH THE BEST BONE... AND SIZ COULD NOT FIGURE OUT HOW THAT HAPPENED.

 CUTE FUNNY STORY??? 
NOT REALLY --NOW APPLY THAT TO TEH ENTIRE WORLD--  FROM GLOBAL WARMING-TO  INTERNATIONAL POLITICS--

2 MORE STORIES THAT ARE  ALMOST AMUSING...
****SIX MONTHS AGO... I THINK I EVEN MENTIONED IT IN A DD-- THERE WERE TEENAGERS IN JAPAN THAT WERE REFUSING TO GO TO HIGH SCHOOL- AND WERE HOOKED ON HACKING  VIDEO GAMES.
NOW THEY ARE WARRIORS OF THE FUTURE?????
****JODY JUST CAME UP WITH  BEIJING IS HAVING SUCH A PROBLEM WITH PEOPLE STEALING TOILET PAPER THAT THEY HAVE INSTALLED FACIAL RECOGINTION SYSTEM...  ---( PER A CNN STORY)
**** FOR SOME REASON THAT STORY REMINDED ME OF THE VARIOUS OFFICES I HAVE WORKED OR VOLUNTEERED IN- INCLUDING MY HUSBANDS MEDICAL OFFICE-- WITH ALL THE NEWFOUND  FANCY CATAGORIZING AND MEDIIACRE NUMBERS-- IF TEH SITUATION WAS RIGHT... ON THE BACK OF A  MEDICAL CHART  TOP LEFT CORNER I WOULD MAKE A 3/8 INCH CIRCLE  WITH A DOT IN THE MIDDLE-- THIS WOULD SIGNIFY THAT THE PERSON WAS .... SHALL I SAY... THE EQUIVALINT OF A MALE DONKEY.....
IT WAS USEFUL...
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SO BACK TO WONDERING HOW THEY DICE HAM IN THOSE 3/8TH's INCH CUBES...  I HAVE NOT GOOGLED IT...NOVETG THOUGHT OF GOOGLE TIL NOW...  I WILL TRY.
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BIG DAY AROUND HERE

GABBY FOR AN ULTRASOUND... LYNNE DOES NOT THINK SHE IS PREGO...
DAVID SAID HE WOULD BE HERE TO PUT  UP MOPRE OF THE HEAT  A/C EXCHANGERS?????
ANNE AND I HAVE MULTI PAPER WORK TO DO

SOMEONE SENT ME A FEDEX THING WHICH INVOLVES $25,000 AND PEOPLE VOTING FOR IT...  SO I HAVE TO FDO THAT FIRST---  THE REST MAY BE  AHEAD OF US  ONE VOTE PER DAY  KIND OF THEING...

AND AJ AND JODY ARE ON TREE DUTY- AFTER  I GO TO HOME DEPOT AND GET SOME FENCE.. IF I HAD A WHOLE LOT OF TIME I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO RIG UP A HOT WIRE...ALL THESE DONKEYS WOULD  BE SO MUCH BETTER TRAINED IF THEY LEARNED ABOUT HOT WIRES...-- THEN ONE PIECE OF WIRE-- NOT EVEN HOT -- WOULD KEEP THEM AWAY FROM TREES AND FENCES...
WHEN MY KIDS WERE YOUNG, I TOLD THEM NOT TO TOUCH TEH WIRE AROUND THE FENCE...  WHEN MY BACK WAS TURNED, JANINE GRABBED IT..  SO WHEN SHE WAS A TEENAGER AND I SAID DON'T DRINK, SHE DID LISTEN --  AT LEAST FOR A FEW MINUTES.. IT IS IN  HER BOOK  "DOGS  DONKEYS AND THE CIRCUS."   AS FOR MY OLDER DAUGHTER... GWEN--TO THIS DAY SHE STOPS TO THINK BEFORE SHE PICKS UP AN EXTENSION CORD... WHICH GOT TO BE AN AMUSING  PROBLEM MAJORING IN PHYSICS AT KENYON.

I WILL HAVE TO GO BUY FENCING  BECAUSE WHAT WE OWN IS STORED NESXT TO THE ARENA-- WHICH IS WHERE THE SNOW OFF THE TOP SLID TO A PILE 6' DEEP...

WHEN I GO BUY MORE BECAUSE I CAN'T FIND WHAT I ALREADY OWN, THERE IS A BASIC PROBLEM TO ADDRESS...

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From the Chronicles of Eve and Finn:
It's been a bit of a crazy week! So much so that Lance and I had a night away last night and all we did was go to dinner then back to the hotel (yay for freebies!) watched a movie and went to bed early!
Does this mean we are finally adults?!?!? 😂🤣😁
 Anyhow tomorrow we leave for Omaha. Eve will have surgery on her lower right arm to replace the rods in her radius and ulna that she has out grown on Tuesday morning at 8 am.
 Omaha Children's Hospital is one of the US OI centers of excellence we have been going there for OI clinic and Eve's surgeries for many years. Dr. Esposito is her surgeon & a very kind wonderful man. His extensive experience as well as the hospital makes a big difference in Eve's overall outcome. Everyone  there just gets it! Luckily they accept our insurance AND are in network! Travel can add up but that's why we drive. It's about an 8 hour drive with quick stops. I have a nice cozy space set up for Finn in our Suburban and a new toy too!
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RE  EMMETT
We have done so much together since I picked him up. No more pulling, if I don't need to hold the harness I am quite comfortable   to lose leash walk him. My day is spent taking him places, we regularly go to the mall, library, local hotels, hospital, registry, county buildings, bowling ally's, arcades, supermarkets and various retail stores. He's not on the go all day, I spread things out during the week. We still take an afternoon siesta.I started taking yoga. Last weekend we went to the movies for the first time and yesterday added the casino!  We will be attending a wedding soon. I can never thank you enough for giving me confidence to use him right. I can't imagine where we would be today did it right, from the beginning.
Jack