Thursday, August 28, 2014

AUG 28 2014
WONDERFUL DAY... LOTSA CUT AND PASTE SO MY BRAIN CAN DEAL WITH THE NORMAL STRESSES OF DAILY LIFE...
 LIKE THE PRINTER AND IT'S %*&^(*((*& INK..
I HAVE AN INSTINCTUAL HATRED OF PRINTERS BECAUSE THEY SELL THESE MARVELOUSLY COMPLICATED MACHINES THAT SCAN AND FAX AND COPY   FOR SUCH A BARGAIN  $9.99  AND THEN THE INK CARTRIDGES ARE $432.00 EACH.. THAT LAST 4 DAYS.

BESIDES THAT ... I AM SO BUSY TRYING TO GET IT TO PRINT AND COPY -- ON PAPER-- WITH INK---THAT I NEVER HAVE LEARNED TO FAX...  A HUMILIATING SITUATION AS I HAVE TO LISTEN DAILY TO  SOME PERSON ON THE OTHER END OF THE  PHONE SAY  INCREDULOUSLY    "YOU DON'T HAVE A FAX?" AND I HAVE TO ADMIT I DON'T KNOW HOUS TO USE THE  ^^&*()*)(& THING-- AND THEN PUT A DOLLAR IN THE SWEAR BEAR.

 SCANNING IS MARGINAL-- IT WILL SCAN... BUT THEN IT HIDES THE FILE SOMEWHERE TAKING ME HOURS TO FIND IT.
I HATE PRINTERS--- PERIOD.
THANK HEAVEN S FOR THE CUT AND PASTE TODAY.. I DO NOT HAVE A CLUE WHY THIS  HAS DECIDED TO PRINT IN BLUE...  JUST MORE OF THE SAME....A VERY WILLFUL COMPUTER....
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AND EXPLORE'S TECH GUY IS DUE HERE TO SEE IF THE MIC IS AFFECTED BY THE UPSTAIRS TOILET ...

I HAVE HEARD OF SINGING INTHE SHOWER-- WE ARE ONE BETTER -- WE HAVE A TOILET THAT SINGS ON I'S OWN.... 
THERESA MAY HAVE FIXED IT... SHE STUCK SOME GUM IN IT'S BLOW HOLE..  I HAVE NOT CLIMBED THE STAIRS TO ATTACK THAT PROBLEM-- BESIDES-- I CAN'T HEAR IT.

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Dear Fellow Dog Lover,

Because you signed up on my website and asked to be notified, I'm sending you this special recall alert.
On August 26, 2014, Mars Petcare US announced it is recalling specific lots of its Pedigree Dry Dog Food due to the possible presence of small metal fragments.
To learn which products are affected, please visit the following link: 
Please be sure to share the news of this alert with other pet owners.


Mike Sagman, Editor

The Dog Food Advisor


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Ellen & Bruce Pittluck WIN THE BRASS RING OF THE DAY-- I BOUGHT A BENCH FOR GRACE ON EBAY  -- A SADDLERS BENCH THAT YOU SIT ON AND IT GRABS WHATEVER YOU ARE WORKING ON TRYING TO SEW... I HAVE WATCHED HER STRUGGLE WITH THAT--- SO I BOUGHT ONE ON EBAY AND DID NOT BELIEVE WHEN EBAY SAID THE POSTAGE WAS $300... SO I ASKED FOR HELP FROM THE CP NETWORK AND ELLEN REPLIED, PICKED IT UP --- BRUCE SPENT THE DAY DEALING WITH IT- TAKING IT APART TO REDUCE THE  SIZE/SHIPPING COST -- AND UPS'ING IT.
IT USED TO BE THE POWER OF THE PEN... NOW IT IS THE POWER OF THE FINGERTIP....
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TINA ---  ASKED WHAT CHORES NEED TO BE DONE...
 YARD WORK -- HAND PULLING SOME OF THESE HUGE WEEDS/ WE CAN NOT GET TO WITH THE TRACTOR-- LIEK THE CHICKNES OR DONKEY PASTURE

THEREBY LAYS A TALE--- 
WE ARE GETTIN G MORE OF THE  PURPLE LOOSTRIFE (?SP?)-- THAT BEAUTFUL PURPLE WILDFLOWER---- THAT MY MOTHER IN 1945 VIOLENTLY OPPOSED LETTING IT BE IMPPROTED BECAUSE IT WOULD TAKE OVER ALL THE MEADOWS AN WIPE OUT THE BLUE AND YELLOW TYPE WILD FLOWERS.---  SHE WAS A GARDEN PARTY TYPE-- BUT WROTE LETTERS TO THE --- HERALD TRIBUNE (  OLD NEW YORK PAPER) TRYING TO BAN THE IMPORTATION...
SHE LOST THE ARGUEMENT -- AND NOW WE HAVE MEADOWS WITH ACRES AND ACRES OF PURPLE...

SO I NOW-- HERE--- PULL IT UP AND SPRINKLE WILDFLOWER SEEDS...  -- THERE ARE PROBABLY 10 PLANTS I SEE HERE TODAY... GOTTA GO.

PAIINT   THE CHALANGE WOULD BE-- THE LAUNDRY--SO WE ARE NOW ARGUING WHAT COLOR??   AND WE WILL NEE SOME LONG HANDLES--- BUT WITH ENOUGH PEOPLE......
  THE SHOP--- NOW RED--- NEEDS TO BE CHANGED...TO SOMETHING...

AND THE FUN ONE....I REALLY NEED TO HAVE  BUDS WOODSHED CLEANED OUT AND REPACKED-- THERE IS AN AMAZING COLLECTION OF  STUFF  FROM OLD PARADES-- I KNOW THERE ARE 4 TRAILERS WHICH I BUILT TO FOLLOW INTHE TRACKS OF THE TOWING VEHICLE--   BOTH FRONT AND BACK WHEELS ANGLE ON TURNS SO WE DID NOT WIPE OUT THE CROWD WHEN WE TOWED   3X6 CARRACTURES OF BUSH - CLINTON - AND  PEROT  WITH THE 8 DONKEYS.  THERE WAS A 4TH SMALL TRAILER WITH BUCKET AND SHOVEL AND A SIGN THAT SAID "THEY ARE ALL FULL OF IT"

AND HANG THOSE  PICTURES OF BUSH CLINTON AND  PEROT  IN THE ARENA...  THE CHALLENGE THERE??? LEVELING THEM.

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Dear Fellow Dog Lover,

Because you signed up on my website and asked to be notified, I'm sending you this special recall alert.
On August 26, 2014, Mars Petcare US announced it is recalling specific lots of its Pedigree Dry Dog Food due to the possible presence of small metal fragments.
To learn which products are affected, please visit the following link: 
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HI CARLENE,

AS THE HUSBAND OF A RECIPIENT, BETTY, I WOULD LIKE TO SHARE SOMETHING THAT I WITNESSED ON TUESDAY MORNING THAT ABSOLUTELY BLEW MY MIND.  I WOKE BETTY UP AT 5:30 A.M., LIKE I DO EVERY MORNING, SO WE CAN FEED THE ANIMALS BEFORE I LEAVE FOR WORK.

AS USUAL, BETTY NEEDED IVY TO GIVE HER A BRACE TO HELP HER OUT OF BED.  UNFORTUNATELY, BETTY WAS EXTREMELY SORE AND THE BRACE WAS NOR WORKING FOR HER.  WHAT I SAW NEXT, WAS NOTHING SHORT OF AMAZING.  

IVY, SENSING THAT THE BRACE WOULD NOT WORK, PUT HER TWO FRONT PAWS ON THE BED SO THAT BETTY COULD WRAP HER ARMS AROUND HER SHOULDERS TO GET HERSELF UP.   I COULD NOT BELIEVE WHAT I HAD JUST SEEN.  IF I HAD NOT SEEN IT WITH MY OWN EYES, I WOULD NOT HAVE BELIEVED IT.

WHAT YOU HAVE DONE FOR BETTY IS AMAZING.  SHE IS SMILING ALL THE TIME, DOING THINGS SHE HASN'T BEEN ABLE TO DO AND GOING OUT.

THE LOVE, DEVOTION AND DEDICATION IVY HAS FOR BETTY AND VICE VERSA IS IMMESUABLE.  

WHEN I SEE THEM TOGETHER, MY HEART IS FILLED WITH SUCH EMOTIONS IT IS HARD TO EXPLAIN.  SEEING THEM WORK TOGETHER IS PRICELESS.

THANK YOU AGAIN FOR THE TRAINING THAT IVY WAS GIVEN TO HELP BETTY.