Friday, December 29, 2023

 dec 29

Dec 29..

I am back... 3 ambulances two hospitals about 10 MD's and 4 RN’s and about two dozen monkey fists later...  I have returned... I was very impressed with the Beth Israel hospital in general which was connected to Beverly hospital which is where I started in Beverly they decided I needed the special care of doctors who specialized in things like blood and breathing... So landing in the emergency room of Beverly hospital quickly moves me to the ICU in Beverly who then quickly put me in an ambulance the transport to Beth Israel in Boston where they had actually when I arrived it looked like they had already assembled a group  in the er,,,,,of blood and breathing type doctors---about six of them at that point. they all looked about 12 years old-- so I was concerned that I'd landed in the middle of some lecture for students...   but I carefully went over the tag they all wore which clearly stated MD... So I basically decided to rely on whatever they had stored in their heads to make them MD’s as I really had little choice..  I dished out a monkey fist to everyone, and let me tell you that was impressive.  first of all those things are cute.. and the comment about “when you think you've lost your mind you have one left”. got a chuckle out of everyone and I continued my monkey fist distribution for the next 48 hours with huge success.... Has anybody who came along and poked and probed and chased my oxygen level around in circles----  I could not see the logic of what they were doing sometimes but then again I don't have any MD after my name...  I just did what I was told.

 

Well I had to keep myself entertained---and Janine came to visit with both larkey and my Walker and on the Walker she had a huge spool of half inch cotton rope---apparently she had been to her latest meeting with some people who are getting donkeys from her who also have Hunt horses that they ride--who have all decided that those animal handlers that I make are The Living End and she had about 20 orders for those 10 to 12 foot--combination halter lead rope----with a few orders for the 18 foot combination halter lead..

so as I sat there on my bed with nothing to do I spliced the rings into one end and splice the ends so they didn't unravel.... which then left me with a glue gun so I could cut the edges off... I found out that you should not use a glue gun in a hospital bed---- it seriously burned my third finger everybody got a kick out of that and I didn't even try to glue anymore I brought them home I'll finish them here those lead ropes are very nice---- they'll handle almost any animal from cats to cows,,,, which is why I designed it that way—

 

So I am home-- pushed up the hill in a wheelchair with great difficulty by Janine and nick...  I can see all kinds of problems in the future with this arrangement.. but I'm warm I'm dry I'm fed I have entertainment I have my dogs what what kind of problems do you see with this arrangement ----next is dictated by Janine. Coming down the ladder from th r loft bedroom........“ mom what's this what kind of problems do you see with this arrangement well I'm stuck yes well no I'm stuck whether you're getting that in there oh I know but I'm I'm stuck you're in the way ohh I'm in the way yeah oh couldn't that is that better well you're lucky I'm very thin that's true you are that's all in the daily doggy you wanna that stay there too.

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