Sunday, December 10, 2023

 dec 10


I certainly had a lot of responses to my article about Viagra---rest assured that if one of my dogs develops the regurgitating possibly associated with megaesophagus you will find me at the local CVS requesting. some Viagra to the great amusement of anyone within earshot.


and then i got this one...... i may be the one needing the pill myself !!


You will be surprised to learn Viagra is also used in WOMEN ONLY for respiratory issues!!!!

benita---



topic for the day?     Exaggerating   -- for humor.... Those parking places are so small I'd have trouble parking  a Vespa scooter there..... for  marketing.. as in... We inspect every tomato to make sure it's the perfect color for our ketchup.... for political purposes.. There is a new tweet every 20 minutes...

Or just some sort of statistical advantage..

 

so to be sure that we're not guilty of that sort of thing... I did make the statement that we have seen. close to 4000 people  this year....in these assisted living places or day care centers---and I will stand by that as absolutely true but I do have to clarify... we may record that we have seen 39 people at the XXXXX daycare center when in actual fact... ( this is a real case that's why I couldn't put the name....) .  when we pulled up in front of the place with our dogs nine of the staff members came out to pat the dogs in the parking lot---when they suddenly realized they have left no one back inside the facility--- 

SO.......the 30 patients of this rehab center. we're carefully sitting in the room waiting for us wwhile  we are entertaining nine of the staff in the yard

 

now I count that.. as 39 people--- where there are some purists that say we are visiting people in the rehab center and therefore we should say 30... which percentage wise would reduce our numbers by 25%.  

I of course prefer 39--with the logic that entertaining the staff of some of these places is just as important as entertaining the people who are there for the day ... either way 4000 or 3000. is a very significant number of people to have entertained with three or four dogs and once in a while a chicken...and  may be a plastic pig--  at any rate we are working... 

 

In preparation for being distracted by judy's arrival. Monday----.. which will change our modus operandi... I have taken my bank statements and pulled out all the recognizable expenses that are shall we say notable.. not only notable but logically expenses that could be attributable to our Daycare center project.

This is not a huge expense by comparing it to history... but logically. between the Verizon of several 100...for camera. connections .. -- add that to a couple tanks of gas,  at $60---- plus  a bag or two of purina dog food.... and I have to approach the goldie board of directors And see if they feel that those expenses could be covered by the fund you people create with your $10.  – I will keep this project well documented so you will all know... those are currently things I have covered, that I would like to get off my “books” –

 my biggest expence I can’t unload—FOOD.... mine ----take out !!!!

Betsy has contacted all her local friends from the open door---- which provides meals for people who don't seem to be able to get a decent meal together all at the same time--  and or maybe tired of living on a diet of Chinese food and pizza.

 

Judy will be back on Monday.  I think I have milked this “ post surgery” layup long enough.   there really is not that much wrong with me now which is not severely affected by. ” lazy..”a and. weather IE cold weather---.. I say there's nothing wrong with me now.. however the potential of things to be wrong with me in the future is astronomical.. I got into a bad situation the other night with Costco 's orange chicken. and a small quantity of Angel hair pasta.. it just wouldn't go down... and if it had gotten any worse I would have had to push a button again.... however I walked around, stretched to the ceiling into the floor into the ceiling into the floor... and eventually I could get a little bit of water down. and then a little more grape juice.. and I was all set to have another mouthful of orange chicken and pasta and just be a little more careful about the size and consistency.. Oh the joys of being.... elderly.