re: YOUNG MALE HUMANS AND TEH BUILDING OF STONE WALLS.... IN THE PAST WEEK WE HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH SEVERAL
YOUNG MALE HUMANS IN NEED OF TEH FRESTH AIR AND EXERCISE THAT I REFERRED TO- SEVERAL SENT BY TEH DIST ATTNY-- BUT 2 WERE BROUGHT BY THEIR FATHERS TO WORK-- AS IN *W*O*R*K* AS IN LIFT CARRY PUSH AND SHOVE FOR A REALITY CHECK ON CELL PHONE USE. THAT IS WHY WE NOW HAVE = ---OR AT LEAST HAD AS OF YESTERDAY= ---WALKWAYS DEVOID OF LEAVES--- TEH LEAF DROP AROUND HERE IS A SIGNIFICANT PROBLEM AS 2 OR 3 LEAVES CAN COVER A PILE OF SIMILAR BROWN MATERIAL WHICH HAS A SPECIFIC ODORIFEROUS QUALITY IF APPLIED TO SNEAKERS AND SHOES.- THE WALKWAYS WERE CLEAR YESTERDAY BUT A BIG WIND CAN COVER ALOT OF SHlT- AS WE ALL KNOW FROM POLITICS.
THAT IS A LOWER CASE "L" IN THE WORD SHlT--JUST TO FOOL COMPUTERS WHICH ARE TOO PURITANICAL.
TO CONTINUE-- WITH TEH PAST TENSE OF SHlT-- TODAY IS SHATUPON SUNDAY
THANK YOU ALL FOR TEH SELL OUT OF TEH 2100 "CHICKEN BRICKS" --- I HAVE OPENED TEH FLYING PIURPLE EGG DIVISION...
I NEED TO EXPLAIN ALL THIS TO THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT UNDERSTAND.... AND THERE ARE A FEW NEW PEOPLE- THANK HEAVENS.... .... OUR PAYROLL IS 100% DEPENDENT ON TEH SALE OF TEH 2100 CHICKEN BRICKS ( NUMBERS) monthly -- BY CLICKING ON THE DONATE AND CHICKEN ON OUR WEB YOU MAY "BUY " ONE OF TEH 2100 NUMBERS FOR $10 AND ATTACH YOUR NAME AND A PHOTO TO THE WALL OF NUMBERS- IF THAT IS TOO CONFUSING SEND A $10 CHECK TO M AIL CALL AND WE WILL GIVE YOU A "QUICK PICK" NUMBER.
ONCE A MONTH- ON TEH FIRST SUNDAY OF THE MONTH ( TODAY) WE TAKE ALL THOSE NUMBERS AND PUT THEM ON A PIECE OF VINYL FLOORING, ON A TABLE , WHICH IS MARKED IN 4" SQUARES-- AT 3PM WE SET OUT 3 CHICKENS ON THAT NUMBERED TABLE AND THE FIRST PILE OF POO THAT Appears from the chickens marks teh number of teh person who is to become a permanant member of"teh shatupon society of ipswich" an extremely exclusive organization - and i give them a formal"certificate " signed by me+ plus a gift ck .
YOU MAY ASK.... WHAT HAPPENS IF I THE POO IS PLACED ON TEH LINE? - WELL ... WE ARE PREPARED.
WE DO HAVE A VERY ACCURATE SCIENTIFIC BALANCE SCALE AVAILABLE-- CAREFULLY PREPARED WITH 4 PAPER CUPS AND TOILET PAPER TO BALANCE.. SO WITH CAREFUL USE OF 2 PUTTY KNIVES I CAN DETERMINE WHICH PILE... .BY WEIGHT... IS TEH WINNER.
THE OTHER RULE IS - AS JUDGE, I GET TO MAKE UP ANY RULES AS NECESSARY.
YOU MAY ASK -- WHY ONLY 2100 NUMBERS IF THEY HAVE SOLD OUT FOR 5 YEARS? TEH SELLING OF 2100 IS A GOAL FOR THE COMMUNITY TO TRY AND REACH- AND IT IS WHAt we need for the payroll. not wanting to leave anyopne out, -- after those 2100 numbers are sold i attach teh flying purple egg division of another few purple numbers-- the winner of which is determined by someone lofting a 1/2 cooked egg on to the table and whichever purple number is closest tothe yolk is teh purple winner... both of those winners also get a personal check from me as a gift--- teh 2100 winner gets a bigger gift thant the purple egg winner--- but both are a better deal than the national lottery.. and it pays our payroll-- and produces a service dog or twol.
... have at it !! --- now that you all know. and get your friends to buy a brick --- if they have $10 to donate---
again .. not wanting to leave anyone out- i said if anyone can not afford teh $10, then cut your cereal boxes into 3 x 6 inch pieces for our poo pickers--- and that is how that got going...
from there, we now have small stickers coming in the mail to be take n to the dismal adult day care centers wher the people ther are often altzeimers patients--- thy have a good time putting those stickers on poopickers to entertain the people who use them....
and whll e judy does that, janine is now trying to get the huge smart tv's running on explore.org cameras... and i sit around with 2 big dogs-- and sometimes wanda teh JR
on we go.
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from cut and paste division....
hi carlene
Since you oft mention this one in your DDs.... enjoy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEFMVIfl2UY&fbclid=IwAR1OfhPY2f7xkloOvUeagypYuOPtR8OMHo-zXeswWIne9BzAiNMfJLcnXvU
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY ALL HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS SHOULD NOT BE REQUIRED TO MEMORIZE "IF" BY RUDYARD KIPLING... ESPECIALLY THESE KIDS WHO COME HERE FROM TEH DIST ATTNY GENERAL'S OFFICE WHO HAVE MADE SOME REALLY STUPID MISTAKE... THERE ARE SOME BEAUTIFUL ONE LINERS IN TEH POEM-- "IF YOU CAN BEAR TO HEAR THE WORDS YOU'VE SPOKEN-- TWISTED BY KNAVES TO MAKE A TRAP FOR FOOLS"
I LISTENED TO THE ABOVE LINK -- ONCE AGAIN-- I CAN NOT FIND WHETHER TEH "IF YOU CAN FILL TEH UNFORGIVING MINUTE -- WITH 60 SECONDS WORTH OF DISTANCE RUN" IS 60 OR 40 SOMETIMES IT IS 40 SECONDS-- I DON'T KNOW WHICH ISTHE ORIGIONWAL-- EITEHR ONE-- THE POINT IS WELL MADE.
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CARLENE,
I DEFINITELY UNDERSTOOD THE DAILY DOGGIE ON FRI WHEN YOU WHERE WRITING ABOUT THE DANES NOT UNDERSTANDING OR LIKING “ HUGS”. WHEN WE STARTED THE THERAPY DOG CLASS WITH TUMBLER, THE CRITERIA INCLUDED DOGS BEING COMFORTABLE WITH HUGS AND ALSO SHE HAD TO “SIT “ ON COMMAND. ALTHOUGH SHE BY FAR HAD THE BEST MANNERS IN THE CLASS, THESE TWO THINGS WOULD BE A CHALLENGE. WE HAD FIVE WEEKS OF CLASS PRACTICING THE EVALUATION TASK AHEAD AND OF COURSE HOMEWORK.
WE FIGURED OUT QUICKLY SHE WAS NOT A FAN OF HUGGING AROUND HER NECK SO WE PRACTICED NIGHT NIGHT HUGS EVERY NIGHT AROUND HER MIDDLE AND SLOWLY SHE REALIZED IT WAS OK. AT THE EVALUATION WE EXPLAINED SHE DIDNT LIKE NECK HUGS BUT GRADUALLY TOLERATED BIDY HUGS AND SHE PASSED BECAUSE AS THE ORGANIZATION EMPHASIZES, WE ARE OUR DOGS ADVOCATE AND HER COMFORT AND ENJOYMENT IS FIRST. SHE LEARNED TO SIT FAST FROM MY TWO LABS.
WE HAVE BEEN VISITING NURSING HOMES AND OFFICES WEEKLY FOR 7 MONTHS AND HAD OUR FIRST MIDDLE SCHOOL VISIT ON FRI. I WAS CONCERNED WITH THE NOICE LEVEL AND SO MANY KIDS EXCITED TO SEE HER. SHE WAS A HIT ENTERING THE SCHOOL. THE STAFF WERE SO IMPRESSED WITH HER CALMNESS AND GENTLENESS. SHE WAS AWESOME AND SEEMED TO ENJOY THE VERY POLITE KIDS. THE TEACHERS ALLOWED 5 AT A TIME AND IT WORKED BEAUTIFULLY. PRESENTLY SHE GOES FOR “VISITS 2 TIMES A WEEK WITH TWO FACILITIES EACH DAY. AS LONG AS SHE ENJOYS , WE WILL CONTINUE TO PLAY IT FORWARD. WE INFO PEOPLE ABOUT SERVICE DOG PROJECT EVERY CHANCE WE GET. THANK YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART FOR ALLOWING ME TO BE HER PERSON. STILL HARD TO BELIEVE I HAVE HER.
BIG HUGS
KARI AND TENNESSEE TUMBLER
