SENSABLE PEOPLE TELL ME CARLENE-- DON'T GO THERE- SO I'LL
YOU ALL HAVE NO IDEA THE NUMBER OF THINGS I MUST NOT SAY. BOTH LINDA AND ANNE CAN STAND THERE IN FRONT OF ME and reword one of my blistering statements into a polite wishy washy CUPPA CHICKEN SOUP.
I HAVE HEARD IT ALL ---- "PICK YOUR BATTLES".... "WHY GO THERE" ..."DON'T START TROUBLE"... "SAVE IT GFOR YOUR BOOK".... "WHY START TROUBLE?"
WELL WHY NOT ! SOMEBODY SAID LATELY WHY ARE YOU DOING ANYTHING IF YOU AREN'T WILLING TO HAVE A GOAL AND FIGHT FOR IT... OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT...
I HAD A GOAL OF GETTING DANES ACCEPTED FOR THE GREAT WORK THEY CAN DO-- AND -- WITH MEGAN'S HELP - WE DID THAT... EXCEPT I AM STILL PARANOID ABOUT "YOU GREAT DANE PEOPLE ARE NUTTS" -- I HAVE OFFERED PUPS TO SEVERAL OTHER TRAINING FACILITIES-- WITH ZERO SUCCESS-- THESE ARE NOT GOLDEN RETIRIEVERS- TEY LEARN DIFFERENTLY-- AND VERY SUCCESSFULLY-- BUT THE PEOPLE ARE UNWILLING TO MAKE THE EFFORT TO THINK DIFFERENTLY ABOUT THE ENTIRE TRAINING PROCESS. YOU DON'T PUT A DANE IN A CRATE, GIVE TEHM A TRANQUILIZER AND HAVE THEM WEAR A "GENTLE LEADER: NOSE THING.- YOU END UP WITH A 200 POUND CONFUSED DOG THAT BEHAVES LIKE A JACK RUSSELL LEAPING ONTO EVERYONE'S LAP. I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE SOME OTHEr serious TRAiners stay in the guest house and drink alot of coffee while we discuss dog training in generql...
YOU WANT PUPPY BREATH? WE SELL IT ---$8 FOR A 10 CC VIAL---- AND $5 FIOR A REFILL ....
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THERE IS HOPE--- WHILE I WAS BEING TOLD TO BEHAVE..... I DID HEAR A FEW WORDS LIKE---" SDP IS SO OUTFRONT IN THE MEDIA WITH ALL THEIR DOGS THAT JUST MAYBE ADI COULD LOOK AT WHATEVER THEY ARE DOING." I DON'T WANT TO IMPLY I AM HARD HEADED - BUT I DON'T THINK MEGAN IS ANY LESS HARD HEADED-- SHE IS JUST MORE PLEASENT ABOUT IT.
THERE ARE SOME VERY INTERESTING PEOPLE DUE TO ARRIVE HERE LATER THIS MONTH INCLUDING A FAMILY OF DANE PEOPLE FROM POLAND-- ANOTHER FAMILY TRAVELING IN AN RV-- ALONG WITH A FEW "NORMAL" CAMERA PEOPLE.
IF YOU COUNT SOFA'S AS BEDS... WE CAN PROBABLY OVERNIGHT HOUSE A DOZEN PEOPLE WITH NO TROUBLE... SOME WOULD HAVE TO BE MARRIED -- OR DARN FRIENDLY.. BUT BEDS AND COFFEE POTS, WE HAVE those.