Sunday, July 29, 2018

JULY 29 2018
 since not all of you watch mail call... i should share one of the more bizzarre/ enjoyable details proviced by teh entire cp community...  it is  also mentally taxing-- last night.. we had a return address of  "sam and janet evening."  i am not sure i would have "gotten it" if they had not included "south pacific" as teh rest of teh aqaddress....whenever i get an envelope i have to slowup and look... and think...   it staRTED LONG AGO WHEN I VERY INNOCENTLY SAID TO  STEVE #2  " WHO IS  LOO  KING? "  THAT GOT PRINTED ON HATS- AND WE WERE OFF RUNNING...
 it has gone on for a while  luckily SANDRA ( AZ)  is keeping a list...  THE PART THAT IS VERY INCLINED TO TRIP ME UP IS   SOMEONE'S NAME MIGHT BE  FRANK ENSTEIN  OR LUNA TICK.  I FIND INTERESTING THAT THEY DON'T FOLOOW A PATTERN- THE TYPE  MIND THAT CAME UP WITH BUD WEISER IS NOT THE SAME THAT CAME UP WITH NATILIE DRESSED.   EVER SINCE ADAM ZAPPLE I HAVE TRIED TO PUT TOGETHER SOME OF MY OWN... WITH ZERO SUCCESS.  AS I GO THRU TH E LIST I CONSTANTLY THINK" HOW COME I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT?" 

ADAM ZAPPLE         
CAM A LOT  
BUD WEISER
CRYSTAL SHANDA LEAR  
BEN DOVER 
INEDA NURSE          
AL BINO       
RUSTY NAIL 
CHUCK ROAST       
STAN DUP     
PEA BRAIN   
SOME BODY
HART BURN 
FRANK ENSTEIN      
AL K. SELTZER         
DELA WARE
DOT COM
PEARL E. GATES
AUNT ACID
ISSI A. PAIN
BEN O’DRILL
IONA FORD
PETE MOSS
OLIVE BRANCH
LEWIS N. CLARK
JACK POT
CHIP MONK
MIKE IZON
JUSTIN CASE
CHRIS P. BACON
LAUREL ANN HARDY
CRYSTAL BALL
LUKE WARM
LILLY POND
LEIGH KING
BROCK LEE
RICK O’SHAY
SAM SUNG
KARI OKE
MAYO NAISSE
MISS CELLANEOUS
  (WE THOUGHT THIS WAS FROM CAROL D)
DON KEIGH
MRS. BUTT R. WORTH
LUNA TICK
DANDY LION
KARI OUT
MOE LESTER
SCOT LAND
CHICK PEASE
SUE PREEM
JACK DANIELS
LYNN SEED
DUNCAN DOUGHNUT
HOOKER CROOK
GINGER SNAP
JIM NASIUM
BILLY GOAT
CANDY APPLE
MISS FIT
PAGE TURNER
PENNY LANE
ANNA GRAHAM
KENNY SING
SANDY AGO
PEARLY GATES
EARL E. BIRD
NATILIE DRESSED
SAM AND JANET EVENING

IF YOU GOT A LETTER FROM JIM  NASIUM- YOU WOULD THINK SOME GUY NAME JIM WROTE  IT.. NO?  NOW WOULD YOU RECOGNISE  **** O'DRILL, BEN ****    AS BENEDRYL? 
BRING 'EM  ON....  IT IS A STUMP CARLENE  CHALLANGE  (WHICH IS NOT TOO HARD TO DO....)
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I HOPE WE GET A GOOD CROWD TODAY OF BRAWNY MEN TYPE...  WITH DIFFICULTY WE GOT JODY'S STOVE IN THIS ROOM  SO YOU ALL COULD SEE IT AT MAIL CALL... IT EXHAUSTED JODY AND STEVE#2 TO GET IT IN HERE- I FIGURE I BETTER WAIT FOR MORE HELP TO GET IT OUT... IN THE MEANTIME WE HAVE A VERY STRANGE TABLE... NOW PROVIIDING A HORIZONTAL SURFACE ON WHICH WE MIGHT COLLECT THINGS.
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YOU WILL SEE ON THE DONKEY CAM, AN ATTEMPT AT FEEDING  THE 2 BIG MULES WHO NEED MORE FOOD-- WHILE KEEPING IT AWAY FROM THE FATSO MINI'S..   I SLICED A PIECE OF 4"PVC... AND IT WOLD WORK... IF IT DID NOT CAUSE A BATTLE \BETWEEN MO AND THE SKINNEY ONE-- MAYBE HER NAME SHOULD BE "BARBIE" ---TOO SKINNEY... 
MO IS DOMINATING HER- ABD SGE US BEUBG VERY NICE ABOUT IT BY LEAVING HE STALL-- BUT SHE NEEDS MORE THAN HAY ON THOSE RIBS...


SHE ALSO NEEDS HER TEETH FLOATED AND PROBABLY WORMING TOO...    BRYAN......  YOUR CALL.  !!!!