TIGHT BLUEJEANS--- WHO KNEW THE VALUE? I BET YOU ALL KNOW THE NORMAL AS AN AUTOMATIC ALARM SYSTEM - " THESE JEANS ARE GETTING TIGHT- AND THEY ARE OLD ENOUGH TO VOTE, NOT SHRINK"
WELL HERE ARE 2 OTHERS-- THE FIRST ONE OF MY MORE DUBIOUS BRILLIANT CONCEPTS... WHICH NEEDS PASSING AROUND.... I THINK IT WAS WATCHING HUNTER( AGED MAYBE 11 ISH??) STRUGGLE WITH HIS WALKER-- IT WAS A VERY NICE WALKER.. HE LIFTED IT .SWUNG/ OR ROLLED IT FORWARD, RE-ADJUSTED HIS CENTER OF GRAVITY AND SWUNGD ONE LEG, THEN THE OTHER FORWARD... AND WAS BACK TO LIFTING AND SWINGING... AN ALTERNATE SOLUTION WAS ARMS... PEOPLE'S ARMS-- HELD AT THE ELBOW BUT EAQCH HAS A VERY FANCY HINGE ABOUT 12 INCHES ABOVE THE HOLDING POINT. THIS HINGE ALLOWS TEH PART ABOVE TEH ELBOW TO SWING 3 WAYS FORWARD , BACK., AND OUT ( NOT IN BECAUSE TEH VERTICAL PERSON'E BODY IS IN THE WAY) - HOWEVER THERE IS ONE PERFECTLY STABLE HOLDING POINT THAT REQUIRES NO PLANNING AHEAD OR FANCY HARDWARE... THE BACK POCKET OF SOMEONE'S BLUE JEANS IS A PERFECT WALKING DEVICE.
THERE IS A DEFINITE UP DOWN-- IN OUT-- BACK AND FORTH STABILITY TO THAT POCKET WHICH NO CANE OR WALKER HAS.- THERE ARE SOOOOO MANY ADVANTAGES... IF YOU GO TO A REATAURANT-- OR MOVIE-- YOU DON'T HAVE TO PARK THAT WALKING DEVICE AGAINST SOME WALL... IT IS PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE IN ALL SOCIAL SITUATIONS, AND HAS EH ADDED ADVANTAGE OF EITHER PINCHING OR WALLET LIFTING DEPENDING ON THE ORIEBNTATION OF THE POCKET HOLDER. IT'S SPEED IS TOTALLY ADJUSTABLE WITHOUT MUCH TRAINING.... THE ONLY THING ABOUT HAVING A DANE IS THE POCKET DEVICE IS NOT AS INDEPENDENT A LIFESTYLE AS HAVING A DOG...
THE SECOND BONUS TO TIGHT JEANS... TOOK ME A WHILE.... PREVIOUS AILMENTS LEFT ME WITH A FEW MUSCLES THAT DON'T BEHAVE AS THEY SHOULD...THEY COMPLAIN ABOUT WORKING TOO HARD... AND CARRYING A FEW ESXTRA POUNDS DOESN'T HELP... HOWEVER AS TEH POUNDS INCREASED TO NECESSITATE LARGER BLUE JEANS-- OR FINALLY NURSE SCRUBBS... I NOTICED THOSE FEW BACK MUSCLES WENT ON STRIKE ENTIRELY WHEN IN SCRUBBS.-- HOWEVER ON DAYS WHEN MY SCRUBBS WERE IN TEH WASH- AND I HAD TO WEAR THOSE VERY TIGHT BLUE JEANS, THEY PROVIDED SOME LOW BACK SUPPORT. IT IS MINIMAL BUT......I WENT BACK TO BLUE JEANS...--- NOW ATT EH END OF THE DAY.. WHEN I TAKE OFF THE JEANS I AM REALLY LIMITED AS TO THE NUMBER OF STEPS BEFORE I HAVE TO HANG ONTO -- OR SIT ON SOMETHING.
I REMEMBER...MY MOTHER--- BORN IN 1904- perfect posture...AS PHYSICALLY ACTIVE AS MOST HER AGE... WALKED 3 MILES BEFORE BREAKFAST - SHE GOT HERSELF STRApped into those lace up corsets every day- and aside from a 10 minute nap, was on her feet doing things like cooking/ presearving foods etc... at night when she took off that corset, she took a shower and went straight to bed. i never heard any connection between those corsets and the lack of back muscles/ there were no "personal trainers" or rehab personell back then....
a use it or lose it connection --- which is why now-a- days rehab people try so hard to get poeple of all ages back on their feet walking
so back to the tight bluejeans... - i have a choice.... as i have lost a very few pounds, i have a choice of buy smaller jeans , or eat more icecream.
