HAPPY 19TH-- CAKE DAY !!-- I WILL GET OUT AND DISTRIBUTE CAKES-- AND FRESH EGGS...
I HAVE AS I TYPE ALL 11 PUPS CHEWING AT MY FEET.... THEY HAVE GRADUATED TO THE CONDO-- THAT MARVELOUS APPARTMENT COMPLEX DAVID 1 MADE FOR THEM ABOUT A YEAR AGO...
I REMEMBER... .IT WAS DURING THE PHASE WHEN EVERYONE WAS TELLING ME "DON'T WORRY ABOUT EVERYTHING... LET PEOPLE TAKE OVER" WHICH IS ALL WELL AND GOOD AS LONG AS YOU WATCH WHAT "OVER" EACH PERSON IS TAKING... AND IN THE CASE OG DAVID AND THE CONDO.... I FORGET WHAT OTHER DISASTER I WAS DEALING WITH-- BUT I WAS AWARE THAT EVERY HOUR OR SO DAVID WOULD COME OUT OF THE CELLAR WITH A SHORT 2 X 4 AND DISAPPEAR INTO THAT BACK FROM... FORTUNATELY I WAS BUSY ENOUGH AND I HAD ENOUGH FAITH IN DAVID 1--- THAT I LEFT HIM ALONE.... BECAUSE HE DEVISED THAT SYSTEM OF DOG BEDS FAR BETTER THAN I EVER WOYOLD HAVE.
SO WE NEEDED TO MOVE THE CAMERA---WHICH I HAD BEEN AVOIDING.... THEN YESTERDAY I REMEMVERED WE HAD ?300 FEET? OF CABLE--AND 100 FUNNY ENDS IN A CUTE LITTLE HANDY DANDY BOX OF ***RJ45*** ENDS -- I KNEW HOW-- IT IS NOT A CASE OF BRILLIANCE.. IT IS ALL COLOR CODED....-- BUT WHAT I DID NOT HAVE WAS HANDS STEADY ENOUGH TO GET ALL THOSE TINY WIRES EXACTLY WHERE THEY BELONG.. ENTER TANNER-- WITH HIS 14 YEAR OLD HANDS? AT ANY RATE HE DID IT. 2 ENDS AND THE BLINKING TESTER TOLD US HE HAD THEM RIGHT..
FOR ALL OF YOU ABOUT TO NEED TO PUT ENDS ON CABLES.. THE PROCESS IS SIMPLE YOU UNTWIST THOSE 4 TINY WIRES TO REVEAL 8 EVEN TINIER WIRES...COLOR CODED TO POKE INTO THE EVEN TINIER PLASTIC ENDS IN THE SPECIFIC ORDER WHITE/ORANGE--ORANGE--WHITE/GREEN--BLUE--
WHITE/BLUE-- GREEN-- WHITE/BROWN-- BROWN --
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I DON'T FEEL THE NEED TO EXPLAIN HOW ALL THESE WIRES GET LABLELD, IT SUFICES TO SAY WE GOT ALL TANGLED UP IN MALE ENDS AND FEMALE ENDS -- AND ONE CONFIGURATION OF CAMERA, BLACK BOX AND WIRES... LEFT US WITHA MALE MALE SITUATION -- SO JUDY MADE A QUICK TRIP TO HOME DEPOT WHERE THEY ASSURED ME ON THE PHONE THEY HAD FEMALE FEMALE RJ45 CONNECTORS .. THE RESON I TELL YOU ALL THIS IS I WOULD HATE TO THINK ANY OF YOU WOULD SPEND $200 TO HIRE
SOME COMPANY TO WIRE A COMPUTER WHEN GIVEN ENOUGH WIRE AND RJ45 CONNEDTORS YOU WILL EVENTUALLY GET IT RIGHT FOR ABOUT $40...
AND THEN YOU WOULD HAVE EXTRA MONEY TO BUY CHICKEN BRICKS !!!
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.LEAVING DAVID 1 ALONE TO FIGURE THINGS OUT...... HE PUT IN THE HEATER IN THE NEW BUILDING... AND IS PUTTIN ONE IN THE OFFICE SO LINDA WILL NOT FREEZE ANYMORE--
SEE... THE BIGGEST PROBLEM I HAVE IS DECIDING WHO WORKS BEST WITHOUT MY SUPERVISION
SO HE GETS THE DEGREE OF "CC" CREATIVE COMPETENCE.
PLUS HE HAS FRIENDS "IN THE TRADES" -- I HAVE A FEELING MANY OF THE FRIENDS ARE OLD MILITARY BUDDIES.. PLUMBERS ( GOING TO FINALLY GET THE INSTANT HOT WATER IN THE FEED ROOM IN THE BARN.... HOPEFULLY)
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LEAVING ME WONDERING HOW THOSE HEATERS WORK.. IT HAS BEEN EXPLAINED TO ME SEVERAL TIMES--- THAT HEAT EXCHANGER TAKES TH HEATED AIR OUT OF THE 20 DEGREE OUTSIDE AIR AND TURNS IT INOT 72 DEGREES INSIDE.. AND THEY WERE SOBER WHEN THEY TOLD ME THIS..... THE ONLY KNOWLEDGE I HAVE OF THIS ... IS THE BROADWAY SONG OF DONALD SWANN AND MICHAEL FLANDERS... THE FIRST AND SECOND LAW OF THERMODYNAMICS "HEAT CAN'T PASS FROM THE COOLER TO THE HOTTER BECAUSE THE HOTTER BODY'S HEAT WILL PASS TO THE COOLER".. I EVEN LOOKED UP PHYSICS FOR IDIOTS - AND IT WAS OVER MY HEAD.
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I HAVE BEEN TOLD B Y THESE INTELLECTUAL PURISTS.... "MATTER-- OR ENERGY... MAY NOT BE CREATED NOR DESTROYED" ----WELL THEY MUST NOT HAVE STUDDIED TRASH... BECAUSE THAT SURE GETS CREATED. AREN'T WE BUILDING AN ISLAND OFF SEATTLE ABOUT THE SIZE OF NEW JERSEY.. OF TRASH???
THAT IS IN THE SMALL PRINT SOMEWHERE...
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BARKING DOGS--- I HAVE A FEELING SIZZLE MAY BE COMING INOT HEAT... WE WILL SKIP THIS ONE... OR MAYBE 2 WHO KNOWS... GEORGE HAS TEH IDEA THAT IF S SHE COMES INOT HEAT, MOMMY NATURE SAYS SHE IS READY TO BREED... PERSONALLY I THINK THAT IS A BIT YOUNG...OUR CHART IS EXTREMELY ACCURATE OF BLOODLINES... BUT I THINK WE HAVE ONE MISSING LITTER WAY BACK IN 2004.. LUNA HAD A LITTER ( ACCIDENTLY ) BEFORE SHE WAAS A YEAR OLD-SHE WAS FINE... WHICH IS WHAT CAUSED GEORGE TO SAY "MOMMY NATURE SAID IT WAS OK" LUNA WENT ON TO HAVE 4 MORE LITTERS-- WHICH IS MORE THAN WE USUALLY DO... I FORGET THE DETAILS BUT IT WOULD HAVE BEEN WITH GEORGES APPROVAL...WE HOPEFULY HAVE 2 PREGOS NOW..
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SPARKLE IS COMING BACK THIS MORNING... SHE WAS A SERVICE DOG - AND HER OWNER DIED UNEXPETEDLY-- SHE IS IN A FOSTER HOME IN LYNN-- THEY CALLED LAST NIGHT AND WE WILL TRY AND FIGURE OUT WHAT IS BEST FOR SPARKLE.
THE RELATIVES OF THE DECEASED HAVE SOME FEELING SHE WHOLD BE PLACED AS A PET-- AND THAT COULD HAPPEN... EXCEPT IT IS MY BELIEF THAT DOGS WOULD PREFER TO BE A SERVICE DOG THAT GOES WITH THEIR PARTNER 24/7 EVERY SERV DOG I HAVE RE- INSPECTED, IS THRILLED TO GET THE HARNESS ON AND GO PLACES, INSTEAD OF BEING LEFT HOME.
WE WILL FIGURE SOMETHING OUT... SHE IS OF BENTLEY'S LITTER..
