Friday, April 25, 2014

APRIL 25 2914
WOW.. GOOD SLEEP LAST NIGHT !  EVEN MY BRACELET TOLD MY CELL PHONE-- I CANT WAIT FOR MY CELL TO TELL MY CAR...

AND KATI IS UP-- SHE WALKED 332 STEPS SO FAR- 

IF YOU ALL CARE.... IT SEEMS 13000 STEPS IS AN AVERAGE DAY FOR KATI MEGAN AND MARIA
-------UNLESS IT IS A SH#TTY SUNDAY WHEN MARIA LOGGED 22000 .

AINT TECHNOLOGY GREAT???
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ANKLE ANNIE HAD  A GREAT IDEA OF SENDING BIRTHING SUPPLIES TO TRACY-- SO WE WILL DO UP A BIG BOX..
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 PROGRESS  IS BEING MADE ON THE HAY LOFT/ DELORES CLOSET...
 AND I JUST REMEMBERED  WE HAVE THOSE PORTABLE STAIRCASES WE  NEEDED FOR THE TREE CLIMBING PROJECT..

WITH ENOUGH ADAPTING LIKE WALLS AND  STEPS . I BET THEY WILL GET THE DOGS INTO THE HAY LOFT PLAYROOM....  I CAN NOT WAIT TO GO LINE THEM UP....

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AS FOR BALD SHELIA ( WHO HAS TORN HER HAIR OUT GETTING READY FOR THE MOVERS TODAY...) I JUST ASKED HER IF SHE WAS  READY TO DECLARE "BLESSED BE NOTHING ", BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS TOO BIG A BURDEN
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AND AFTER 2 YEARS OF LATIN  I  THINK I REMEMBER ONLY ONE WORD -IMPEDIMENTA-- FOR  POSSESSIONS/BAGGAGE-- BECAUSE IT IMPEDES YOU  
I COULD HAVE  THAT ALL WRONG-  IT WOULD N OT BE UNUSUAL...  IT IS A GOOD CONCEPT SO DON'T CORRECT ME IF I HAVE IT WRONG...

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REMEMBER MY 4 YEARS OF SPANISH WHICH TAUGHT ME ONLY ONE POOR JOKE  ABOUT ESSO SI QUE ES SPELLING SOCKS..

SO MUCH FOR MY EDUCATION...  IT HAS OFTEN BEEN SAID  "YOU HIDE IT WELL"

NO WONDER I WORKED FOR THE WANT ADVERTISER FOR 19 YEARS BEFRE THEY REALIZED  I HAD A COLLEGE DEGREE..  I CAN REMEMBER MANY FAMILY JOKES ABOUT TRYING TO EDUCATE ME--- AND THEN IT WAS NO JOKE THAT YOUNG LADIES GOT BACHELOR OF ARTS   (BA)  DEGREES-- NOT BACHELOR OF SCIENCE. (BS) 
COLBY WOMEN JUST DID NOT GET BS DEGREES--  BUT BY HEAVENS THEY  HAD TO BE ABLE TO SPELL 500 WORDS CORRECTLY--( I REMEMBER THE  500 WORD FRESHMAN SPELLING TEST- THAT I WAS STILL TAKING AS A SENIOR- I THINK THEY GRADUATED ME JUST TO GET ME OUT OF THERE) 

NOW THAT WE HAVE ALL AGED AND GROWN... WE REALIZE ALL  THOSE BS DEGREES MEN HAVE ARE 99% BULL SH#T DEGREES,.

NOW ALL OF YOU GO AND LISTEN TO KEN ROBERTSON  WITH HIS TED REPORT !!!!