Thursday, April 17, 2014

APR 17 2014
RE... MY NEW PHONE

IT ALREADY CONTROLS  MY  NEW CAR  WHILE PLAYNG PHANTOM OF THE OPERA FOM MY BACK POCKET...

BUT THE HEIGHT OF INVADING PRIVACY.....  IT TELLS ME...

CONGRATULATIONS O MEGAN-- SHE HAS JUST PASSED THE 100,000 STEPS WEARING HER  U 24 BRACELET 
 MEANWHILE KATI ATE  A RED VELVET CUPCAKE  
AND 
THERESA LIFTED WEIGHTS FOR 20 MINUTES AND HAD 2 GREEN TEA LATTES-- ALONG WITH SOME GUMMY BEARS

AND  I SHOULD GO TO BED AT 8:32PM TONIGHT....

WAY TO GO
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IN MY FURTHER ARGUMENT WITH THE TECHNOLOGY....
I DID MANAGE TO SET THE TIME ZONE FOR DUBLIN, IRELAND-- SO AT LEAST I CAN CONTEMPLATE WHAT TIME IT IS FOR  "NOTHER GWEN"  WHO LIVES IN BELFAST AREA
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AND 
I HAD A SERIOUS DISCUSSION WITH SIRI ( THE WOMAN WHO LIVES IN MY PHONE) ABOUT THE MUSIC-- SHE GOT BACK AT ME BY STARTING THE WAILING  OF THAT ONE SONG IN PHANTOM OF TEH OPERA  AND I CAN NOT SHUT IT OFF EXCEPT TO SHUT DOWN THE WHOLE PHONE.  SO MY PHONE IS OFF BECAUSE EVEN IF I HAD A PHONE CALL  I CAN NOT HEAR IT OVER THE PHANTOM MUSIC FORCED ON ME BY THIS SIRI WOMAN.

THIS MORNING WE--- AT LEAST MEGAN AND I -- WITH SEVERAL POSSIBLE PASSENGERS-- ARE GOIING TO TH E FREE FOR ALL AT SHELIA'S -- HORSE TRAILER IN TOW--  MAYBE MEGAN CAN SHUT UP SIRI'S MUSIC PREFERENCE.

MEGAN IS TO DRIVE THE HIGHWAY  AND I WILL BACK IT UP IF NEEDED...  I HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO BACK UP AND PARALELL PARK MY  OLD 53'TRAILER  IN BOSTON-- I WAS SO EXCITED THAT I  FORGOT TO PUT QUARTERS AND GOT A $90 PARKING TICKET FOR  THE 3 SP[ACES I TOOK....

I HAVE ALSO BEEN KNOWN TO FAIL REALLY REALLY BADLY.... ACTUALLY ... I REMEMBER... I DENTED TWO OF MY TRAILERS AT ONCE BY BACKING ONE INTO THE OTHER IN THE YARD.

LOOK OUT HERE WE COME...
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 I DON'T KNOW WHAT MEGAN HAD FOR BREAKFAST YET--- BUT I BET I KNOW BEFORE WE LEAVE AT 9AM..  IF I ASK THIS SIRI WOMAN IN MY BACK P-OCKET... SHE WILL TELL ME-- ALONG WITH THE WEATHER REPORT FOR FAIRBANKS ALASKA.
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MAYBE.....I HAVE NOT LOST MY MEMORY--- IT IS JUST TOOOO STUFFED WITH WHAT SOMEONE ELSE WANTS ME TO THINK ABOUT -- OR HEAVEN HELP ME... BELIEVE..
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WHICH BRINGS UP THE ACCREDITATION.... WE ARE TO MAIL IT NEXT TUESDAY...  HOPEFULLY EARLENE CAN DRESS UP MY PAINFUL TYPING-- AND THERESA CAN PUT IT TOGETHEER WITH THE PROPER COLOR CODED PAGES....

I WILL TELL YOU HOW BAD IT IS ( AGAIN)
FOR VETERANS TO BE ABLE TO HAVE THE VA PAY THIER VET BILLS I HAVE TO BUY SPECIAL TAGS TO HANG ON ALL THE FIRE EXTINGUISHERS..

HOW DISCONNECTED IS THAT.

SHELIA  OBRIEN ( OUR LAST INSPECTOR 5 YEARS AGO) --- IN HER REPORT FAULTED US ONLY ON THE FACT I DID NOT HAVE LABELS  OVER THE RED CYLINDERS  TO REMIND EVERYONE THAT THOSE ARE FIRE EXTINGUISHERS..... SO I BETT ER BE SURE WE HAVE FIXED THAT PROBLEM I N  THE 5 YEARS SINCE THEN-- WHICH IS WHY I JUST ORDERED SOME MORE ....

OUR FIRE EXTINGUISHERS ARE JUST INSIDE EVERY DOOR-- THEORY BEING AS YOU RUN OUT THE DOOR YOU HAVE ONE SHOT AT GRABBING ONE.

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AND THEN THERE IS THE HOUSE HUNTING PROJECT FOT BOTH  MEATCUTTING STEVE AND SHELIA--- IT HAS OPENED ONE WILD CONCEPT I HAD NOT THOUGHT OF.....  ONE PLACE WE LOOKED AT HAD DRESSED UP THE HAY LOFT TO BE A BIG "PLAYROOM"  WITH A BADMITTEN COURT.  OUR CIELING IS NOT THAT HIGH  BUT I AM WONDERING HOW MUCH IT WOULD COST TO INSULATE THE ROOF AND PUT DOWN A BETTER FLOOR...  IT WOULD NOT BE TOASTY WARM... BUT  I KNOW-- BY THE ICECYCLES THAT HANG IN WINTER,  THE KENNEL HEAT  BILL IS MELTING THE SNOW WHEN IT IS TOO COLD FOR THEM TO HAVE MELTED BY THEMSELVES-- HENCE THE ICECYCLES   .... IT IS A HUGE AREA FOR THE KIND OF STORAGE  WE SEEM TO NEED...

ALTHO... CLUTTER WILL ACCUMULATE TO FILL AVAILABLE SPACE..

AND WE WOULD NEED A FLIGHT OF STAIRS FOR DOGS TO GET UP THERE-- CURRENTLY  WE HAVE THE NICE IRON LADDER OF AN ANTIQUE PLAYGROUND SLIDE..    AND A LOFT FULL OF SPIDER WEBS...  IT SOULD BE CLEANED UP..

THE AREA IS 35 X 75    WITH 10' HEADROOM IN THE MIDDLE AND  ONLY 2' SIDEWALLS...

I COULD HAVE A FIELD DAY RIGGING UP A PENDULUM TO SWING "STUFF" UP TO THE HAYLOFT DOOR.. ( OR BETTER YET  WE SHOULD HAVE A HAY ELEVATOR ANYWAY...) 

TIME TO MAKE THE COFFEE