dec 7 2022
next wednesday at 2:37 i plan to have a nervous breakdown. it is long overdue.
in the meantime.....
i am totally enjoying the repurposed materials daily list of industrial waste . but my real interest is in....rats....
yesterdays comment about brilliant ideas are often a cumulation of odd bits from several people
however that must be tempered with a camel is a horse designed by a committee...
my goal is to be able to say to the new york city rat commission... i have a solution and would like to be paid $170,000.00 per week - plus i have a a few charitible demands.
(currently i have a solution and have only the slight detail of making it work) .----- in the process of working out the details- i would have to guard against "leaks".. so to address that problem, i would put out false information to get everyone scrambling-- like telling everyone the solution involved ear wax - which would put a huge demand for the earwax cleaners now advertised.. which would be amusing to watch...
it is a cinch that victor snap traps ain't the way to go... and the solution is more 50 rats at one time- i don't even think you could poison. them fast enough. whoever figures it out will have to be out of every known box-- and that will easily be worth$170,000 per week... or day....
now as for the charitable demands.... firstly......i would insist that all of these smart tv manufacturers produce only a smart tv that has an on / off button. that turns on the explore.org channel aquarium and then ability to. scan explore----- and if you wanted anything else you had to use/find the remote. this would improve the living conditions for millions of people who currently sit and stare at a black. screen ... or worse yet.. a game show and the news.
i have not asked charlie( explore.org) about this-- but it seems like it would go along with his "never stop learning" mantra. . if i ever get enough recognition ot be abler to demand anything... that will be my first.... well maybe second... after the "finders fee" of $170,000 per something. i would not let them get away. with the $170k for life because at my age solving the rat problem would be worth far more than that.
back to the drawing board....
