portapotties arrival today-- how is that for excitement ?? i can not think of how to make that interestinfg or educational.. except that ... it is possibel to have them bring a handicap accessable one.. i slide somewhere between a private residence and one that should have handicap accessable-- and teh temp "shed" is the solution for when the general public is invited.. which tehy are on sundays-- and this weekend-- both sat and sunday...
next week... i promise to address teh microphone problem... that is mind blowing.... with a person who's mind is a little drafty anyway... the problem is-- now pay attention... a malfunctioning "off" switch.-- doesn't sound like much.. however-- after 5pm mail call. i was turning it off and people would call me and say they coud still hear me.-- so i began unplugging it-- well 2 years of unplugging has now caused a defictive plugger... so the mic now has 3 phases...OFF.... BUZZZZZZZZZ... AND ON.
but that is not the whole problem when OFF and BUZZZZ 14 people call me to say it is not on- so i diddle with it after teh first call- and maybe getting it to work.. so teh next 13 calls are on live--- which has a 2 minute delay-- but i still have my speaker on so the 13 calls are repeATED BY TEH COMPUTER FEEDBACK.- THAT MAKES 26 BELLS WHICH CAN THEN BE EVEN WORSE AS I SEARCH FOR A REAL PHONE IN TEH CHAOS OF MY DESK.. LAUREL AND HARDY COULD NOT HAVE A MORE BIZZARRE SKIT.
I DO HAVE ANOTHER MIC HANGIGN ON THE WALL-- I CAN'T REMEMEBER IF WE GAVE UP ON THA ONE BECUAS WE THOUGHT RUNNING THE PARLELL WIRES WAS CAUSING THE BUZZZ.... WHICH WE LATER FOUND TEH MIC CAN BUZZZZZ FOR NO REASON AT ALL./
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I HAVE ANOTEHeR INVDENTION WHICH SHOLOD MAKD A MILLION DOALLRS FOR SURE...
MANY OF YOU MAY REMEMBR MY PATENT episode ON TEH PORTABLE FEMALE PEEING DEVICE NOW SOLD AS A SHEEWEE TO ALL POLICE WOMEN.
MINE GOT STALLED IN TEH FINAL PROCESS WHEN A FRIEND AND I WEERE TESTING THEM IN A RESTAurant ladies room... and someone noticed our feet were pointed in teh wrong direction for a ladies room,. so i missed the federal pat office by 2 weeks.
my faith in pat offices is not great- i see my father's 1945 pat loading ramp at least 10 times a day and he never made a dime on it because the trailer compayies changed teh hinge and the pat neveer held...
so after dogfest i will dig into this one...- boy coul d i use it.... to be discussed at a future date..
so remind me in case i forget...
necessity is th mother of invention. being actively enguaged in anything while keeping an open mind leaves you prone to inventing things- sitting around drinking coffee is not condusive to inventions. it is out there hauling the ice wagon which makes yo invent better ice wagons.
invent a better mousetrap and the world will beat a path to your door
.lord knows we have mice...
we also have chipmonks--- one needs a fence around his door-- so no one fills it in by mistake his home is under teh blacksmith shop extension... so i need a label there today also..
busy day
